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Anonymous No.211815550 >>211815593 >>211821135 >>211834602
/hor/ - Horror General
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Anonymous No.211815593 >>211815623 >>211816012 >>211823461 >>211824873
>>211815550 (OP)
first.
Anonymous No.211815619 >>211825623
Dead Silence is better than Saw.
Anonymous No.211815623 >>211815762
>>211815593
I LOVE HER
Anonymous No.211815674 >>211815735
I'll be back when pissman has been excised again.
Anonymous No.211815735
>>211815674
you'll get sock puppet replies to this guaranteed. but I'm going to do the same. not horror but an anon in here rec'd Gwendoline so putting that on.
Anonymous No.211815762 >>211816012
>>211815623
Jessica Harper, star of Suspiria
Anonymous No.211815784
watch Dark Angel The Ascent
Anonymous No.211815850 >>211815905
These are all falseflags.
Anonymous No.211815905
>>211815850
I think so too. Just discuss horror.
Anonymous No.211815940 >>211816099 >>211816136 >>211826681
>>211815138
>>211815190
>once upon a time mila jovovich was considered sexy and youthful
>then as she got older some anon accidentally cast a magical spell rapidly aging her to 98 years old, reducing her to skin and bones
>another anon greentexted the joke, inadvertently turning her into just bones
>this is the story of SKELLY JOVOVICH

nth for skelly jovo, I worked too hard on this (not very hard at all) to get zero (you)'s in a dead /hor/
Anonymous No.211815971 >>211817728 >>211818682 >>211838189
How's about that then?
Anonymous No.211816012
>>211815593
>>211815762
Anonymous No.211816099
>>211815940
lol roastie actress btfo
Anonymous No.211816136
>>211815940
Thats pretty much how girls age.
Anonymous No.211816304 >>211816502 >>211817479
Any horror films which prominently feature cuckolding? Preferably interracial. Serious.
Anonymous No.211816333
The asmongold lookalike is crazy tho kek
Anonymous No.211816365 >>211817038
lets rock
Anonymous No.211816413 >>211816495
Anonymous No.211816495 >>211816952
>>211816413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gyF_5GBMj0
Anonymous No.211816502
>>211816304
This one?
>Nosferatu 2024
Anonymous No.211816952
>>211816495
Nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW6Qj_no_n8&list=RDKW6Qj_no_n8&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.211816994 >>211817054
Watch Lowlifes
Anonymous No.211817038
>>211816365
This movie is terrible
Anonymous No.211817054 >>211817079
>>211816994
TRD
Anonymous No.211817063
>Cutest female dies first
Turned off the movie.
Anonymous No.211817079
>>211817054
>hfw when ___________
Anonymous No.211817187 >>211817239 >>211826705
Just started Chapelwaite
Anonymous No.211817239 >>211817380
>>211817187
You can still turn it off
Anonymous No.211817289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSNr2r5qrB4&list=RDwSNr2r5qrB4&start_radio=1
Song has lots of samples from Amityville 3-D. They're also plating this song on stage in the movie The Crow.
Anonymous No.211817380
>>211817239
?
Anonymous No.211817479
>>211816304
Just watch porn, gooner
Anonymous No.211817523 >>211828333
Anonymous No.211817728
>>211815971
the fuck is wrong with the green one's face?
Anonymous No.211818359 >>211819612
>the separate 80s general is stealing a significant chunk of our posterbase, suffocating this thread
/hor/bros, what are we gonna do?
Anonymous No.211818682
>>211815971
Village Of The Damned sequel?
Anonymous No.211819612 >>211819650
>>211818359
>page 7
BROS, /hor/'s GONNA DIE
Anonymous No.211819650
>>211819612
no-one wants to post when the cuck spammer is here
Anonymous No.211819814 >>211819962 >>211819981 >>211820002 >>211820243 >>211820919
>Here's your barely legal college coed, dude!
I thought the purpose of horror movies was to cast hot unknowns for cheap. It was still some fun slop. I think I'll check out the old final destinations too
Anonymous No.211819962
>>211819814
bruh she looks like an even more weatherbeaten michelle rodriguez what are zoomers doing to look so bad so young?
Anonymous No.211819981
>>211819814
i told you guys they cast dysgenic or unattractive people now
Anonymous No.211820002 >>211820190
>>211819814
looks 36
hell, she could look 20-40 because she looks so bad.
Anonymous No.211820072 >>211820167 >>211820214 >>211825552
what another totally organic thread about cuck movies and women aging
Anonymous No.211820167 >>211820190 >>211820224 >>211825530
>>211820072
>can look 15-70
Anonymous No.211820186
I watched Land of the Dead, it was kinda boring 5/10
Anonymous No.211820190
>>211820167
oops meant for>>211820002
Anonymous No.211820214 >>211825550
>>211820072
You're right let's talk about some cutie patooties and what kind of warm beverages we would give them to recover after saving them from hugh grant's weird gay redditor incel maze

I would make them coffees from my espresso machine and put a little whisky in there but no cream because I don't keep cream. Also a dry towel to drape over their shoulders while they sip their irish coffees and ponder/discreetly discuss the size of my penis (it's very small but cute, like a 1st gen pokemon).
Anonymous No.211820224 >>211820510
>>211820167
This is how the millennials in this general look
Anonymous No.211820243 >>211820265 >>211820288
>>211819814
Should have cast Amanda Fix
Anonymous No.211820265 >>211820288 >>211820323
>>211820243
it should be illegal for her to wear bras. I want it written in her next contract that her character doesn't wear bras.

someone bring back harvey weinstein
Anonymous No.211820288 >>211820323 >>211820372
>>211820243
>>211820265
6/10 is the best I can do, she's just not hot
Anonymous No.211820323 >>211820350 >>211820372
>>211820265
>>211820288
Amanda Fix is hottest zoomer actress
Anonymous No.211820350
>>211820323
>let me in Jamal!
loved that scene
Anonymous No.211820372 >>211820390 >>211820400
>>211820288
nigga you gay she's at least an 8.
>>211820323
see what I mean? if she no bra then this scene would better

NO BRA

NO BRAS ANYMORE
Anonymous No.211820390 >>211820409 >>211820454
>>211820372
shes a 5, bro.
i hope she sees this, bro
Anonymous No.211820400 >>211820454
>>211820372
this is a real 8/10
Anonymous No.211820409 >>211820447
>>211820390
what made her go down one point in between your posts? I'm curious
Anonymous No.211820447 >>211820498
>>211820409
idk, your simp level went up, so her looks went down
Anonymous No.211820454
>>211820390
>>211820400
Cucks
Anonymous No.211820498 >>211820537
>>211820447
damn, streets is cold, yo
Anonymous No.211820510
>>211820224
I am 45 and in shape
Anonymous No.211820525 >>211820572 >>211820773
>watched "Evil Dead" (2013) yesterday
>it's exactly the same as "Evil Dead" (1981), but with a bigger budget and more artificial blood
I consider "horror" movies that solely rely on shock value lazy. I like the ones that generate atmosphere.

Also anybody else know the feel of you can't wait for all those unlikable teens to finally die so that the movie can be over already?
Anonymous No.211820537 >>211820546
>>211820498
This isnt Simp Street.
Anonymous No.211820546 >>211820610 >>211820630 >>211820678
>>211820537
What street are we on? I might be lost
Anonymous No.211820572 >>211820699
>>211820525
Is that the one where one chick is a heroin addict trying to kick? Fucking hated that piece of shit. Got a bunch of unnecessary garbage poorly done character drama instead of spooks. Couldn't even watch the whole thing tbdesu.
Anonymous No.211820610 >>211820623
>>211820546
Youre in the wrong neighborhood altogether, simp.
Anonymous No.211820623
>>211820610
Hoppers be turnin the street signs to fuck wit y'all
Anonymous No.211820630 >>211820664 >>211820694
>>211820546
Go down two blocks, and take the first right. Reddit will be on your left.
Anonymous No.211820664
>>211820630
LOL
Anonymous No.211820678 >>211820689
>>211820546
Cuck street apparently
Anonymous No.211820689 >>211820749
>>211820678
she cute!
Anonymous No.211820694
>>211820630
kek
Anonymous No.211820699 >>211820715 >>211820733
>>211820572
Yes, that was their reason for not leaving the cabin. The final girl "had to ride her cold turkey out". I did watch the whole thing, but only because I had nothing else. Btw. the (Argentinian?) writer and director couldn't even write a script as simple as this without plotholes. The idiot who read the book out loud, the book that said "DO NOT READ OUT LOUD!" in 1 inch red letters, also quoted the book that the curse is over once the first victim is "cleansed". They did that, and even after that the other dead victims came back to life because the film needed another 20 minutes to happen.

Fuck off, film.
Anonymous No.211820709
Evil Dead 2013 rules actually
Anonymous No.211820715
>>211820699
Maybe the book was telling lies
Anonymous No.211820733 >>211820779 >>211820829
>>211820699
Are you telling me you would actually take a warning like that seriously in real life?
Anonymous No.211820749
>>211820689
Based
Anonymous No.211820773 >>211820829
>>211820525
>watch evil dead
>cry about β€œshock value”
Stick to marvel movies or something.
Anonymous No.211820779
>>211820733
Imagine though if reading a book brought some demons out of the ether to start possessing people and killing them and whatever happens in that movie. If the same book says it has a way of vanquishing those demons you don't really have a choice but to give it a whirl. It's not as if there will be instructions on banishing ancient sumerian demons on the back of a cereal box or some shit. May as well go with the book.
Anonymous No.211820803 >>211820819
I thought Evil Dead remake had great atmosphere and visuals. New one didnt come close.
Anonymous No.211820819
>>211820803
I liked it mainly for what I remember - the over the top bloody ending.
Anonymous No.211820829 >>211820891
>>211820733
I wouldn't have brought up the witchcraft shit from the cellar in the first place. That gun, that later conveniently injures and kills. Great job putting it into the hands of the possessed.

>>211820773
No, I like horror, but it has to be atmospheric horror. Everybody can buy 1000 litres of artificial blood, scribble together a script in a day and then get behind a camera and yell "action!". But only a few manage to actually conjure up a creepy atmosphere for a perfect late night movie.
Anonymous No.211820891 >>211820917 >>211820958
>>211820829
Evil Dead 2013 used over 250,000 liters.
Anonymous No.211820917
>>211820891
Yeah the whole last act is awesome.
Anonymous No.211820919 >>211836007
>>211819814
Youtube has served me up like half a dozen different death scenes from Bloodlines in the last few days, I feel like I've probably seen all the good parts now and don't need to ever bother watching the actual movie

Definitely seems like it blows its load early with the opener
Anonymous No.211820929 >>211820969 >>211821037
I had an horror dream inspired by resident evil 2.
Movies are scary, but dreams are scarier.
Anonymous No.211820958 >>211820990
>>211820891
I read that, but watching that movie I couldn't figure out where they wasted that incredible amount of fake blood.
Anonymous No.211820969
>>211820929
I hope the new RE film can capture that feeling. It's supposedly a back to basics get from A->B kind of film.
Anonymous No.211820990 >>211821061
>>211820958
There's like 10 minutes of raining blood at the end, I'm guessing that just takes a shitload of water. Like pumping it into a massive sprinkler for a week.
I think The Collector is another one that used legendary amounts of blood in it for the club-harvester scene.
Anonymous No.211821037
>>211820929
I haven't had a scary dream in a long time. I almost never remember my dreams anymore.
Anonymous No.211821061 >>211821120 >>211821165
>>211820990
Well, at least fake blood is finally realistic. Go and watch old 1960s Hammer movies for bad examples. It looks like they either used "signal red" paint, or milk dyed with signal red paint.
Anonymous No.211821120 >>211821214
>>211821061
I used to hate that pink/red blood so much I avoided the era. It's the uncanny valley of blood. I'm used to it now though but am behind on the decade.
Anonymous No.211821135 >>211821176
>>211815550 (OP)
Why didn't this barren bitch have any kids?
Anonymous No.211821165
>>211821061
My favourite is these old japanese samurai movies where it's literally just red paint in water but the trickling noises are always so completely overdone. It sounds like six back yard's worth of water features but there's like one little line of blood going down a guy's collarbone.

Absolute kino
Anonymous No.211821176
>>211821135
> Why didn't this barren bitch have any kids?
Anonymous No.211821214 >>211826871
>>211821120
>I avoided the era
On the plus side, those Hammer films used known actors and good screen writers and directors. You got original stories, while on the other side of the pond Roger Corman was still filming the 20th movie adapted from yet another short story by Edgar Allen Poe.
Anonymous No.211821231 >>211821316
Hammer mummy film is really boring but in the good way
Anonymous No.211821316 >>211821374 >>211827640
>>211821231
Did you see the one with the insta-monster(TM)? It was a long time ago, but I remember there was one Hammer film where someone digs out bones of a gigantic prehistoric ape man and sends the bones back to England. Somehow when water is added to the bones, the flesh grows back. And then exactly that happens and the ape man escapes and kills people. LOL.
Anonymous No.211821374 >>211827640
>>211821316
No I haven't seen a lot of them but british horror is pretty generally good when you want to watch something you don't mind falling asleep during
Anonymous No.211821501
Anonymous No.211821523 >>211821559 >>211821601 >>211824790
I wish we got schizos who had good taste in movies instead of tubislop
Anonymous No.211821559 >>211821574
>>211821523
Silence cuck
Anonymous No.211821574
>>211821559
>clearly getting down on her knees
>big excited smile she can't contain
Someone explain WHY this gave me an erection
Anonymous No.211821601
>>211821523
At least one of them enjoy movies. Or, a movie.
Anonymous No.211821764 >>211821851 >>211822244
JESUS CHRIST RUN KID THE GIGACHAD MEME IS REAL!
Anonymous No.211821851 >>211821896 >>211821963
>>211821764
Does the movie have to keep making contrivances as to why the big guy doesn't just get shot
Anonymous No.211821896
>>211821851
No since most of them are fighting it with bows and they have a massive HP bar
Anonymous No.211821963
>>211821851
Shooting him would be racist
Anonymous No.211822244 >>211822285
>>211821764
>QUICK KID, THIS WAY
>DON'T ASK WHERE THE TUNNEL LEADS JUST GET IN THERE, YES THE ONE UNDER THE SYNAGOGUE
>NO TIME TO ARGUE JUST GET IN THE TUNNEL GOY-UH I MEAN KID
Anonymous No.211822285 >>211822297 >>211833770 >>211840753
>>211822244

Marshmallow is *the* most thought provoking horror of 2025
Anonymous No.211822297
>>211822285
Interesting you say that. I was going to buy marshmallows the other day on a whim but I decided against it, also on a whim.
Anonymous No.211823177 >>211823371
Anonymous No.211823371 >>211823450
>>211823177
Kind of strange this and Sting came out so close together. Good movies though. Infested was surprisingly tragic.

Sting was also a little even though Sting was the antagonist we were sad when he died
Anonymous No.211823450
>>211823371
I thought they both left something on the table, wasn't totally sold on either. There was an Arachnophobia remake supposedly happening, I think it's in limbo now.
Also interesting that Infested and Under Paris came out similar time. I don't know what that says about the French.
Anonymous No.211823461
>>211815593
based. this is now a Koloverse thread.
Anonymous No.211823857 >>211823910 >>211823979
It vs It (remake) which is better
Anonymous No.211823910 >>211823979 >>211824162
>>211823857
Feels like a blindspot but I have never seen the original miniseries. idk how everyone else did, maybe it was regularly shown in the US.
Anonymous No.211823979 >>211824054 >>211824414
>>211823857
>>211823910
Both versions fuck up the adaptation in different ways. IT Chapter 1 does the best job at it, 2 shows how unfilmable the weird stuff in the book is.

If you have a lot of time on your hands I would recommend the audiobook version narrated by Steven Weber. The book is genuinely great, but doesn't translate to a visual medium well. Book version will go on a whole chapter just on 1 character and something weird that happened to them. It works WAY better with the collection of high strangeness events just happening or being recalled (book goes back and forth between the kids and adult versions telling 2 simultaneous linear narratives)
Anonymous No.211824054 >>211824227
>>211823979
>2 shows how unfilmable the weird stuff in the book is
that's putting it mildly
Anonymous No.211824162 >>211824227 >>211824228
>>211823910
God, the clown spider was so lame and disappointing. I really wanted to see some freak-ass cosmic horror spider monster, at least that would have been interesting.
Anonymous No.211824227
>>211824054
The miniseries had plenty of stuff like that. Like the stuff with Henry Bowers in the miniseries is way dumber than the movies. Like they do the most boring description of something happening a lot of the time like the Pennywise is the moon thing.
>>211824162
He's actually just a giant spider in the book because that's the only physical form they can comprehend. I think it's weird to make some complicated design for something you have a cosmic mind battle with.
Anonymous No.211824228
>>211824162
It does lack the alien quality. I really liked the shrinking mini pennywise though. Unlike the cgi before it, it looked really good.
Anonymous No.211824414 >>211824498 >>211824522 >>211824541 >>211824614 >>211824690 >>211825467
>>211823979
>Both versions fuck up the adaptation in different ways.
By the way, I am this anon's mom and anon is saying this because he really likes that part from the book where all the boys have gangbang s*x with the little girl. Anon is obsessed with this, he reads it all the time.
Anonymous No.211824498
>>211824414
>s*x with the little girl
Mrs, your son is a true /tv/ poster
Anonymous No.211824522
>>211824414
Anonymous No.211824541 >>211824593 >>211824650
>>211824414
>all the boys have gangbang s*x with the little girl.
Chat is this real?
Anonymous No.211824593
>>211824541
No, it's fiction. Everything in the book is made up.
Anonymous No.211824614 >>211825161
>>211824414
It’s cute you think you know one thing from 1 book but you should try reading one yourself some day
Anonymous No.211824650
>>211824541
Have you actually read the original story? Because that part is in it.
Anonymous No.211824690
>>211824414
Your son is based and I want to be his best friend. Can I come over later and will you make us sandwiches?
Anonymous No.211824790 >>211825171
>>211821523
We don't even have schizos with taste in movies at all, we have the waifufag schizo and pissindian schizo, neither of them ever bothers to post on-topic.
Anonymous No.211824873 >>211832241
>>211815593
Oh fuck me.
Anonymous No.211825134
>parents show me horror movies as a kid
>it gives me autism
>i wake up, think about horror movies
>go to work, think about horror movies
>come home, think about horror movies and discuss them with retards online
T-Thanks mom and dad...
Anonymous No.211825161
>>211824614
Listen here you little whippersnaper, I read all the Deborah Simmons books in the 60s.
Anonymous No.211825171 >>211825395
>>211824790
This is unfortunately true if you've browsed more than one /hor/ thread. I'd wager they are the two worst posters on /tv/.
Anonymous No.211825395 >>211825533
Is Underworld good? Never watched it but it inspired one of my favorite vidyas Shadow the Hedgehog 2005 and I love the edgy 2000s aesthetic/"vibe". I wish edge would come back to mainstream pop culture, I find edgy stuff so much comfier that bright poppy saccharine crap.
>>211825171
I'm grateful that I'm not mentally ill enough to find it fun to waste my entire life blogposting/spamming on the fuckin movie board on 4chan. Why don't those retards at least go to the boards meant for that shit where they might actually get some replies? What is the appeal of posting it in the horror movie general for an audience of nobody?
Anonymous No.211825467
>>211824414
To be fair, she was hardly a child in the movie, the actress who played her already had a solid bodycount, so I don't get why they had to cut it from the 2017 movie.
Anonymous No.211825530
>>211820167
Unironically the most retarded way they beat Jason. The 4th movie is the most overrated in the series.
Anonymous No.211825533
>>211807489
>>211807561
>>211807732
>he's still coming up with new copes for posting that low-res queen pic over a hundred times
Lmao you literally exist just to seethe at Harper and this general. Your weaponized autism isn't stopping anyone here.

>>211825395
>What is the appeal of posting it in the horror movie general for an audience of nobody?
They are literally too hollow-headed to realize it. Both spammers are notorious samefags and constantly humiliated here yet they always try to deny it to save face.
Also just so this post isn't 100% off-topic, I finally watched Strange Darling last night. Decent movie and cute Hersh, 7/10
Anonymous No.211825550
>>211820214
>cuties.jpg
Filthy nonvirgin hypocritical sluts
Anonymous No.211825552
>>211820072
It's literally all he ever does.
Anonymous No.211825580 >>211825594 >>211825646 >>211825681
Anonymous No.211825594
>>211825580
That's why I wouldn't work at a zoo.
Anonymous No.211825623
>>211815619
Malignant is his best movie.
Anonymous No.211825646 >>211825659 >>211825900
>>211825580
Fancy seeing you here fren.
Anonymous No.211825659 >>211825672 >>211826075
>>211825646
Coalburner
Anonymous No.211825672
>>211825659
Such an easy ban every time you post that
Anonymous No.211825681 >>211825726
>>211825580
>Le movie biology where arms and heads just pop off with a bit of tugging
Anonymous No.211825726
>>211825681
People that complain about this are some of the worst humans on Earth
>nooo where is the realism in my gore movie
90% of the audience of these movies would not be into them if the violence was realistic, movies are meant to be fun.
Anonymous No.211825861
What is the most anti-antisemitic horror movie?
Anonymous No.211825900
>>211825646
I made that webm yesterday and I figured you gorehounds would like it. I'll make one of the transformation scene and post it later even though I'll probably get banned lol.
Anonymous No.211826075 >>211826164
>>211825659
>Quincy Jones

I'll allow it.
Anonymous No.211826110 >>211826149 >>211826184
Could the Clown in the Cornfield beat the clown from It?
Anonymous No.211826149
>>211826110
No, because Cornfield is just a group of out-of-touch middle-aged dudes who wear their fears on their sleeves
Anonymous No.211826164 >>211826532 >>211832366
>>211826075
Absolutely cucked response
Anonymous No.211826184 >>211826468
>>211826110
Yes, even Cody Leach could defeat It (he said so), so a bunch of out-of-touch middle-aged dudes would beat them even harder
Anonymous No.211826348
Does anyone have that .gif where the dog
Anonymous No.211826468 >>211826499
>>211826184
>could defeat It
Anybody could defeat the remake IT, he literally dies from getting bullied a little.
Anonymous No.211826499
>>211826468
Wrong. I refuse to bully people, so I wouldn't be able to defeat it.
Anonymous No.211826532
>>211826164
Anonymous No.211826681
>>211815940
Milla's mom is also famous for being an actress and still getting work at 71
Anonymous No.211826705 >>211834453
>>211817187

It gets better and better as it goes along. A bit like Midnight Mass in that way.
Anonymous No.211826871 >>211827002
>>211821214
Corman Poe mogs Hammer Dracula.
Anonymous No.211826910 >>211827086 >>211829872 >>211829905
Watched a load yesterday during a bad hangover:

A Perfect Getaway - 6.5/10 Based Milla Jovovich made it a randy experience
Bullies (1986) - Hardcore Canuck bullying. Bleak, but I appreciated it and the characters
Trench 11 - More Leaf shit set in WWII with zombies in trenches. Great gore, tepid movie
The Surfer - Nic Cage doing what he does best
Anonymous No.211827002 >>211827060
>>211826871
Poe's stories might have been mildly creepy in the 19th century, they fail to scare anybody in the 20th where there had been two world wars.
Anonymous No.211827060 >>211827110
>>211827002
Are you... Are you saying you're actually scared of Hammer Dracula? Are you 7 years old?
Anonymous No.211827086
>>211826910
>A Perfect Getaway

I watched this with my high school crush so it's a 9/10 to me
Anonymous No.211827110
>>211827060
I'm not. But I can actually stay awake watching Hammer movies while I can't say the same for Corman's work.
Anonymous No.211827640 >>211827927 >>211828297
>>211821316
>>211821374
The Creeping Flesh
It's Tigon but it feels like Hammer. The plot really goes off on a tangent.
Anonymous No.211827692 >>211827906
>downloaded camrip version of 28 Years Later
>quality too shit to watch, but I skip check what's going on
>final scene has some blonde haired white woman going brave and fierce kickass girlpower mode on zombies with silly dancing in between

Ah, so Disney (Japanese for "ah it is so"), it's a deconstruction of the previous two movies.
Anonymous No.211827906 >>211828195
>>211827692
camrips have always been bad. Actually, they're much worse now since there's always a fucking moving watermark or some pajeet online casino scam ad all over the fucking thing. At least in the 2000s & 2010s it was just incredibly shitty video quality.
Anonymous No.211827927 >>211828338
>>211827640
>It's Tigon
Oh, all right, but you're right it has the same feeling as the Hammer films of that time. Also Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing were in it.
Anonymous No.211828195 >>211828250
>>211827906
>some pajeet online casino scam
Saar you will visit the Slotlights.
Anonymous No.211828250
>>211828195
Firewalling India from the world internet would instantly improve things.
Anonymous No.211828297 >>211828433
>>211827640
I love Tigon horror, they're the sexier Hammer.
Daily reminder Tony Tenser is the man who gave the world the phrase sex kitten
Anonymous No.211828333 >>211828381 >>211835099
>>211817523
Is NPM still around?
Anonymous No.211828338 >>211828668
>>211827927
Watched Vampire Circus the other night, which is from Rank, so several studios were doing that kind of thing.
Anonymous No.211828381 >>211828416 >>211828729 >>211849040
>>211828333
He never leaves.
Anonymous No.211828416
>>211828381
>i got the skyrim timestamp
Neat.
Anonymous No.211828433 >>211828511
>>211828297
>they're the sexier Hammer.
All their later output is literally just sex comedies.
Wouldn't mind seeing some of those.
Anonymous No.211828511 >>211828537
>>211828433
Tenser started are just pure nudity. Winner had worked out you could get the censorship board to pass nudist camp movies with full nudity as all audiences, so everyone wanted on that money maker. He branched out into horror, like making Repulsion, before then setting up his own company based on putting more tits into horror. The later sex movies are just a return to form
Anonymous No.211828537
>>211828511
>started are just
Started as* just pure nudity
Anonymous No.211828543 >>211828603 >>211828611 >>211828639 >>211830428 >>211840599
>make a horror film
>it's a hit
>make a non-horror sequel
>it's a flop
>pikachu
Anonymous No.211828603
>>211828543
Don't care, will still pirate it.
>muh presale tickets
It's a non-blockbuster movie getting released in the summer, what do you expect? Also, as much as everyone hates to admit, the vast majority of people watch most of their movies on streaming, not at a movie theater.
Anonymous No.211828611 >>211828639 >>211828669 >>211848303
>>211828543
Was the first one a horror film? I assumed it was just a horror themed comedy like Scary Movie or something.
Anonymous No.211828639 >>211829607 >>211848303
>>211828543
Saw the trailer recently and it seems like a horror film, the dolls climbing on walls and stabbing people in the neck.
>>211828611
Yeah. Not like Scary Movie, more like Child's Play or Scream.
Anonymous No.211828668
>>211828338
Watching "I, Monster" (1971) right now - which is an Amicus production, also starring Lee and Cushing. I'm 15 minutes in and guessing it's a variation of the Jeckyll & Hyde story.
Anonymous No.211828669
>>211828611
Like The Exorcist was just a horror-themed religious drama?
Anonymous No.211828701
The Exorcist? Mid
Anonymous No.211828729 >>211829343
>>211828381
https://static.wixstatic.com/media/a27d24_c4cf277a125947249d655ed1ec8f9ab6~mv2.gif
Anonymous No.211829343
>>211828729
kek
Anonymous No.211829607 >>211830524
>>211828639
Huh. I thought it was much more an explicit parody than Scream. Might watch it then Alison Williams is cute.
Anonymous No.211829872 >>211829905
>>211826910
I remember nothing about this movie except for this scene
Anonymous No.211829905 >>211830572
>>211826910
>>211829872
forgot pic
Anonymous No.211830220 >>211830297 >>211830298 >>211830585 >>211831258 >>211831491
Any good ghost movie recs?
Anonymous No.211830297
>>211830220
Ghosts all suck
Anonymous No.211830298
>>211830220
Kill, baby, kill!
Anonymous No.211830428
>>211828543
Anonymous No.211830524
>>211829607
>I thought it was much more an explicit parody
I wouldn't call it a parody at all desu, it's a killer doll/robot movie with comedic elements. The main thing it's "satirizing" is iPad children and bad parents, it's not a spoof film poking fun at horror cliches or anything in that vein.
Anonymous No.211830572
>>211829905
She peaked on Conan the Destroyer.
Anonymous No.211830585
>>211830220
Ghost story (1981)
Anonymous No.211831258
>>211830220
A Ghost Story
Anonymous No.211831491 >>211846059
>>211830220
I watched "Darkness Falls" two weeks ago. It's about the ghost of a witch that gets you in the dark. (Though flashlights help.)
Anonymous No.211831891
Speaking of ghosts, I'm trying to find a ghost/poltergeist movie I saw part of a long time ago. Unfortunately I don't remember much besides it being some kind of sci-fi setting.
Anonymous No.211831908
Anonymous No.211831966 >>211832801
Watching The Projected Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acB9unORtS8
Anonymous No.211832057
Watched for the first time. I thought the alien design was cool but the interior shots of the people getting eaten looked like shit. Cool ending sequence but half the characters were too retarded for their own good. Physically gagged at the dumb β€œakira slide”
Anonymous No.211832241 >>211833155
>>211824873
>collagen levels critical
collagen levels critical
>collagen levels critical
collagen levels critical

proceed to nearest rejuvenation center
> proceed to near rejuvenation center
proceed to near rejuvenation center
> proceed to near rejuvenation center
Anonymous No.211832366
>>211826164
Why is her mouth always open?
Anonymous No.211832801 >>211833162
>>211831966
I've seen a lot of movies made in Britain, this one is extra British.
Anonymous No.211833155
>>211832241
No…not my Harper….
Anonymous No.211833162
>>211832801
A lot of the 60s ones are super British
Anonymous No.211833575 >>211833947 >>211834169 >>211834327
Which country makes the best slashers/ slashers-adjacent movies and why is it Italy?

I swear the entire giallo genre mogs 90% of American slasher movies.
Anonymous No.211833644 >>211833767 >>211833802 >>211835858
Give me some good horror kinos from the 40's, please thank you.
Anonymous No.211833767
>>211833644
The Leopard Man, I Walked With a Zombie, Cat People, The Uninvited.
Anonymous No.211833770 >>211833993 >>211840753
>>211822285
how exactly?
Anonymous No.211833802
>>211833644
The Hidden Hand
Anonymous No.211833947
>>211833575
Quality.
Anonymous No.211833993
>>211833770
Zoomer audience. They are stupid. Everything is thought provoking to them.
Anonymous No.211834169 >>211834364
>>211833575
The slasher genre only overlaps with about 10% of the giallo genre. There are certainly some like Torso but I would rate that similar to the best slashers.

American giallos I think are pretty similar in quality. Dressed to Kill, Eyes of Laura Mars, Alice Sweet Alice I would say can stand shoulder to shoulder with any Italian "proper" giallo.
Anonymous No.211834327
>>211833575
My theory: surrealist antinazi art took comfort in detective fiction, so a faceless gloved killer with its own sexual perversion and secrets has a special kinship with aesthetic and feeling over what you can produce if you haven't seen fascism during your Agatha Christie phase
There's a lot of surrealist elements in early ones (like Death Laid an Egg filing chickens) and some early ones are essentially near commie propaganda (They Have Changed Their Face) with things like anti industrialist or corporate espionage just as prone to show up as anti eugenics plotlines. The slashers move to the fore, but a lot of giallo being stylish nonsense I think comes straight from surrealists adopting detective fiction and other things considered degenerate trash by authorities
Anonymous No.211834364 >>211834532 >>211834714
>>211834169
Night School and Curtains are two other excellent American giallos too.

Besides, you also have to consider that some famous slashers can also be read as giallo. The OG Friday the 13th and Scream are both very giallo-esque.
Anonymous No.211834453
>>211826705
Cool. Midnight Mass was good.
Anonymous No.211834508 >>211834532 >>211834618 >>211834759 >>211835947 >>211842061
Any good movies set in a hotel? I see a lot with motels but not much with big hotels. Already watched Room 1408 and The Innkeepers.
Anonymous No.211834532 >>211834597
>>211834364
I really like that part of Scream and think it's a big part of why it holds up so well compared to other "self aware" movies. People always just call it just a satire of the genre but really it's also an extremely competent back to roots reconstruction film for the genre. It's also just made extremely well, like rewatching it you can actually reasonably which Ghostface it is just by their body language and competency.

>>211834508
The Shining?
Anonymous No.211834597 >>211834705
>>211834532
>The Shining?
Forgot to mention that but yeah, already watched it. Gotta get around to rewatching it in HDR.
Anonymous No.211834602
>>211815550 (OP)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2IKoonFHJc&t=42
Anonymous No.211834618
>>211834508
Private Parts 1972
Anonymous No.211834705
>>211834597
I guess Puppet Master and most of the sequels technically take place in a hotel.

I assume it's quite expensive to film in one unless it's just window of opportunity like how Session 9 filmed at Danvers State Hospital right before they tore most of it down.
Anonymous No.211834714 >>211834893 >>211834918
>>211834364
Giallo is definitely more aesthetically pleasing. visually it is a cut above. and the way people talk act and dress in the movie. its very comfy. American giallos are not as visually pleasing
Anonymous No.211834759 >>211834851
>>211834508
The one with Josh Stewart wasnt bad. He is an underrated scream king.
Anonymous No.211834806
Bidenfags vote against their own economic interests
Anonymous No.211834851
>>211834759
Yeah, Josh Stewart is definitely a scream king.
Anonymous No.211834886
Would you consider this giallo adjacent?

It has quite a nice atmosphere, though I don't think being atmospheric means it's giallo inspired. It definitely has some of the DNA though it could be second generation inspiration.

MBV and Tourist Trap I think are both generally underrated, though MBV definitely has gotten an increased amount of love and praise over time.
Anonymous No.211834893 >>211835153 >>211835260 >>211835417
>>211834714
It helps they're all wearing Italian designers, so you get movies where everyone is dressed by Versace or all the jewellery is Bulgari
Anonymous No.211834918 >>211835260
>>211834714
True. It’s like a more sleazy and surrealist take on an Agatha Christie type mystery. Also, the soundtracks are gorgeous. The songs are either absolute bangers or beautifully romantic and melancholic pieces.

It’s like a more sophisticated and intellectually stimulating slasher, even though they’re still undeniably pulp.
Anonymous No.211835099 >>211835378
>>211828333
Just impersonators.
Anonymous No.211835153
>>211834893
American giallos, with American setting and characters definitely lack the aesthetics.
Anonymous No.211835260 >>211835417
>>211834918
>>211834893
By the 70’s and 80’s, a lot of American cities were over run with riff raff. The decline of usa could really be noticed by the comparison of movies in the 60s, 70’s and 80’s. The biggest decline was from 70’s to 80’s.
Anonymous No.211835378 >>211835721
>>211835099
I don’t think he has posted since last year.
Anonymous No.211835417
>>211834893
>>211835260
American culture really is just β€œbigger” and β€œlouder.” There is no refinement.
Anonymous No.211835721 >>211835742 >>211835845 >>211849040
>>211835378
You never shut up.
Anonymous No.211835742
>>211835721
?
Anonymous No.211835845
>>211835721
Oh, so you’re the npm impersonator. lol
Anonymous No.211835858
>>211833644
The Devil Bat
Night Monster
And Then There Were None
Anonymous No.211835947 >>211836260
>>211834508
I can think of a few set in closed/abandoned hotels but active ones? Hmmm....

Daughters Of Darkness
Abbot And Costello Meet The Killer, Boris Karloff
Ants!
Haunts Of The Very Rich
Anonymous No.211836007 >>211836366
>>211820919
>Definitely seems like it blows its load early with the opener
arguably they all do that. The premonitions are always the biggest flashiest moment in every final destination.
Anonymous No.211836260 >>211839520
>>211835947
I think since he mentioned Innkeepers he's probably fine with ones where it's not even off season
Daughters of Darkness being in off season Ostend is a great idea, and I love the Flesh and Blood Show for being set in an off season decommissioned theatre on a seaside pier but that one doesn't have a hotel. Off season/abandoned tourist places are a great setting
Anonymous No.211836366 >>211836513
>>211836007
This one had the worse opening. Way too many African. Rest of the movie was above average.
Anonymous No.211836513
>>211836366
This movie, a mainstream movie, pretty much had no blacks after the opening. Amazing.
Anonymous No.211836693
Gonna watch The Flesh and Blood Show again actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZaV4UxaCPE
Anonymous No.211837557 >>211838194 >>211838245
WIll it be kino?
Anonymous No.211838189
>>211815971
pancakes!
Anonymous No.211838194
>>211837557
>brought back Christophe Gans but not Dan Laustsen (who's doing the cinematography for Del Toro's Frankenstein instead)
>SH2 retread AGAIN
>took forever to actually film it
>consulted with konami where im pretty sure none of the people who worked on SH2 still work at to make a mishmash of various SH enemies from multiple games to include so it's SH2 plus a bunch of scrimblos
>written by Gans who i'm positive is incapable of understanding James is supposed to be a pissy weirdo freak
>teaser footage looked like it was from a Knott's Scary Farm event more than a film
No. The first one is only sort of okay because it looks cool.
Anonymous No.211838245 >>211838526
>>211837557
personally I'd prefer an adaptation of Silent Hill 4 with lots of voyeur scenes of Henry peeping into Eileen's apartment
Anonymous No.211838526
>>211838245
SH4 actually would work way better as a film than SH2 since Henry is basically a camera since he's a stoic introvert, you'd still need a good actor but you don't need to pass of lines like "how can you sit there and eat pizza?" from the same guy who says "I needed someone to punish me for my sins." It's also an incomplete game so you have more room to work with the narrative.

Though really I think anything after 4 should do something completely different. Silent Hill f looks good because it's not just repeating SH2 again. Hell even the fucking first SH movie had to rip SH2.
Anonymous No.211838759 >>211838817
marathoning poltergeist (1982) today. what should I marathon next?
Anonymous No.211838817 >>211839043
>>211838759
Hellraiser: Hellworld
Anonymous No.211839043 >>211839147 >>211839169 >>211839207 >>211839265 >>211839335 >>211847140 >>211847581
>>211838817
I've never seen a hellraiser film. do I need to marathon the first 7 movies first?
Anonymous No.211839147 >>211840186
>>211839043
The first Hellraiser is iconic and a must watch for any horror fan, 2 and 3 are also pretty good. Ignore the rest unless you want to punish yourself lol
Anonymous No.211839169
>>211839043
No, they're independent of eachother. All you have to know is that there's a puzzlebox, it opens up the gates of hell, and hell is inhabited by "cenobites". Their deal is pain. One popular cenobite character has needles/pins stuck all over his shaved head.
Anonymous No.211839207 >>211839265 >>211839280
>>211839043
Hellraiser (1987) and Hellraiser (2022) are the only Hellraiser movies that exist.
Anonymous No.211839265
>>211839043
>>211839207
I've only seen the first 2 and enjoyed them both.
Anonymous No.211839280
>>211839207
I also enjoyed 2022 Hellraiser.

I get why some people like Hellrasier 2 but it's never really manged to capture my imagination.
Anonymous No.211839335
>>211839043
>I've never seen a hellraiser film
Anonymous No.211839520 >>211839681 >>211839984
>>211836260
Been saving that so I didn't know what the score was with it. So we've got:

Seven Keys To Bald Pate (and most of it's remakes)
Shock Waves
The Beyond
Bloody New Year
Witchery (aka La Casa 4)
Tower Of Terror (good luck finding that though)
See No Evil
The Last Resort
(some of these are meh to bad but adding them anyway)

For active hotels, I forgot Curse Of The Crimson Altar. There's a ton of others I'm mostly forgetting set in smaller country inns:
City Of The Dead
B&B's:
The Haunting Of Seacliff Inn
and conversions too:
High Spirits

> I love the Flesh and Blood Show for being set in an off season decommissioned theatre on a seaside pier but that one doesn't have a hotel. Off season/abandoned tourist places are a great setting
You might like The Clown At Midnight then, if you haven't seen it.
Anonymous No.211839681
>>211839520
Actually I'll amend that. Most of them are meh to bad, but several are shlock kino.
Anonymous No.211839984 >>211842112
>>211839520
>Seven Keys To Bald Pate (and most of it's remakes)
Kek, that's an insane amount but a fair few are shorter than modern features at least
Curse of the Crimson Altar is just a country house iirc, though a lot of those are basically hotel sized
Anonymous No.211840186
>>211839147
I punish myself by watching X
Anonymous No.211840275
Don't know how many of are living in a country/area that is experiencing a heat wave right now, but lets share some horror kinos set during heat waves.

>Graveyard Shift
>Maximum Overdrive
>Nightmare On Elm Street 2
Anonymous No.211840599 >>211841441 >>211842682
>>211828543
Fuck the haters, I'm still watching this. From what my local theater is showing, I'm not prioritizing kiddy/normiecore remakes like Lilo & Stitch, How to Train you Dragon, or even Elio. And I already watched Final Destination, 28 Years Later and Mission: Impossible. And I'm sure not prioritizing F1 over it, which some people seem to want it it to become a big hit but while I liked Gran Turismo, that and Ferrari didn't do that great, racing movies are box office poison if they don't have Toretto and his family.
Anonymous No.211840753
>>211822285
>>211833770
When I watched Marshmallow 2025, I kept thinking about /tv/, and how /tv/ would consider "does that mean you can fuck female child robots"? Especially because of that little Hispanic slutbot that wanted the main Jew botboy's dinkie for no reason.

/tv/ would fuck
Anonymous No.211841441 >>211843793
>>211840599
>And I'm sure not prioritizing F1 over it, which some people seem to want it it to become a big hit but while I liked Gran Turismo, that and Ferrari didn't do that great, racing movies are box office poison if they don't have Toretto and his family.
I'm confused. Are you not watching F1 because you think it will be bad or because you think it won't be a hit?
Anonymous No.211842061 >>211844298
>>211834508
The Lift
Poltergeist III
Dark Water
Anonymous No.211842112 >>211842788
>>211839984
The one version I know isn't a hotel is House Of The Long Shadows.
You're right, the lodge part of the name and the plot point about the brother staying there stuck in my mind and threw me. That and I'd read the place is a hotel now.
Anonymous No.211842682
>>211840599
Based
Anonymous No.211842788 >>211844094
>>211842112
They changed the title for that one. Baldpate Inn is a real place (now called Seven Keys lol) but I didn't mean they were all country house ones, just there are a lot of versions of it. They're mostly named after the real life place that inspired it apart from the obvious
The country house bit was about Crimson Altar. In the story it's a country house, but that's an irl hotel now too. It used be Gilbert from Gilbert and Sullivan's country house but it got taken over by the council as a film location in the 60s for a while before getting turned into a hotel. It's called Grim's Dyke and it's in lots of stuff like The Avengers from the era
Anonymous No.211843045 >>211843183
Too far for me, but this Drive-In in my state has a great showing.
Anonymous No.211843183 >>211843305
>>211843045
Until Dawn was fine especially grading it as a video game adaptation but I wouldn't travel to watch it. It's very much a streaming movie.

I would have swapped Cujo and Pet Sematary. Cujo is really depressing, Pet Sematary is sad but definitely has more popcorn appeal.
Anonymous No.211843305 >>211843443
>>211843183
Another drive-in in my state is showing M3GAN 2.0 next month. Only a 30-50 minute drive. If my car had better speakers, I'd probably see it that way.
Anonymous No.211843443
>>211843305
Wouldn't it be weird watching it at a drive in alone?
Anonymous No.211843492 >>211843733 >>211844280
what is a good erotic horror? I want to be scaroused.
Anonymous No.211843503 >>211843549 >>211843554 >>211843683
what's a good horror movie to watch while wanking?
Anonymous No.211843549 >>211843683
>>211843503
Part 1 of Extraneous Matter
Anonymous No.211843554 >>211843683
>>211843503
Celia (1989)
Anonymous No.211843683 >>211843702 >>211843752
>>211843549
>>211843554
how come you responded to >>211843503 instead of me when I essentially asked the same question? It's because I'm brown, isn't it.
Anonymous No.211843702 >>211849645
>>211843683
you are brown??

anyway, I recommend Frankenhooker
Anonymous No.211843733 >>211844422
>>211843492
Maniac Cop 2
Lifeforce
Muscle
Little Otik
Anonymous No.211843752
>>211843683
Just didn't see it. Part 1 of Extraneous Matter is definitely erotic.
Anonymous No.211843793 >>211843842
>>211841441
I don't know if it will be bad, I just prefer to find the time to watch M3gan feeling I'll love the camp. I didn't watch Ad Astra. The last Brad Pitt movie I loved in a theater was Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, and that also had Leonardo DiCaprio and Margot Robbie.
Anonymous No.211843842 >>211843957
>>211843793
>I didn't watch Ad Astra.
you didn't miss much it's very dull outside of one scene with a monkey in space
Anonymous No.211843957
>>211843842
>outside of one scene with a monkey in space
Anonymous No.211844094
>>211842788
>The country house bit was about Crimson Altar
Yeah, that's what I was referring to. I shoud've separated those but gotta avoid that "reddit spacing" you know. They called it Craxted Lodge in the movie, hence my confusion. (I know they use that for private hunting lodges and the like too but still)
Anonymous No.211844280
>>211843492
X
Anonymous No.211844298 >>211844604
>>211842061
Is The Lift a hotel? I was going to add the remake but in that it's more a generic multiuse building.
Anonymous No.211844422 >>211844514
>>211843733
Lifeforce is pure beta nerd energy
Anonymous No.211844514
>>211844422
Ok saar
Anonymous No.211844604 >>211845544 >>211846723
>>211844298
The Lift is centered around a misbehaving elevator in the "Icarus" office building.
Anonymous No.211845051
Anonymous No.211845177
oh my god it's so bad I
Anonymous No.211845265
Angles to some
Anonymous No.211845544 >>211845745
>>211844604
Same as Down then. It's modeled on the Empire State in that so it's a mix of business space and apartments.
Anonymous No.211845745 >>211846723
>>211845544
Anonymous No.211846059
>>211831491
I watched that when I was a kid. Great movie, and a really cool design for the monster.
Anonymous No.211846170
Anonymous No.211846723 >>211846765
>>211844604
>>211845745
Is this a cute & funny kino?
Anonymous No.211846765
>>211846723
Naw, the kid's barely in it.
Anonymous No.211846893 >>211847283
Death Machine but it has a budget and a good director and cinematographer
Anonymous No.211847140
>>211839043
i like 1-5
go further at your own risk though
Anonymous No.211847283 >>211847374 >>211847585
>>211846893
I fell asleep watching Death Machine during Christmas holidays about two days ago
Anonymous No.211847374
>>211847283
Yeah a lot of b movies have the issue where there's only like 35 minutes of movie if you cut away all the padding to get it to feature film length. Even weirder for Death Machine since it's over 2 hours when it could easily be like 70 minutes.
Anonymous No.211847581
>>211839043
you should stop after 2 or at most 3
people hype up 4 but the only good thing about is the hot demon chick
Anonymous No.211847585
>>211847283
*two years ago
Anonymous No.211847942 >>211848019
I can't believe Pennywise melts into a puddle when people say mean things to him
Anonymous No.211848019
>>211847942
Why not? He takes what is it, 27 years to power up when he has a whole town to feed off of?
Anonymous No.211848230 >>211848327
Need some scary kino to watch with my folks, they're not fans of gore and neither am I but anything else supernatural, psychological, etc. is fair game. My mother in particular liked Hell House, Cure, Pulse, and Session 9
Anonymous No.211848264
make a new bros
Anonymous No.211848303 >>211848697
>>211828611
I would say it's about as much of a horror film as Gremlins.

>>211828639
From watching all the trailers and promotional material, it seems like an action film with "horror elements." The other protagonists only reluctantly accept M3GAN as an ally and they're still off put by the fact that she is a soulless automaton that tried to murder them all not that long ago.

I hope it at least does well enough to get some more good fanart.
Anonymous No.211848327 >>211848519 >>211848795
>>211848230
Noroi, Cult, Blair Witch Project
Anonymous No.211848519
>>211848327
Bake us a koji thread
Anonymous No.211848697 >>211849308
>>211848303
I watch a lot of films in cinema but I feel I'm one of the "skip it because it's not horror enough" people.
Anonymous No.211848795 >>211848915
>>211848327
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cult_(film)
This one? I've seen the others and they've watched Blair witch multiple times
Anonymous No.211848915
>>211848795
I meant Occult but all his found footage are a nice watch if you liked that one. His quasi-shared universe is really interesting as someone who's been reading books about paranormal stuff since I was a kid.
Anonymous No.211849040
>>211828381
this
>>211835721
he never shuts up, especially on weekends
Anonymous No.211849308
>>211848697
Shame, but I guess this will be a skip for you. It seems like it will be about as much of a horror as Terminator 2 or Gremlins 2.
Anonymous No.211849573
Baker required
Level: urgent
Anonymous No.211849645
>>211843702
>Frankenhooker
It's been a while, and it's a great movie but I don't remember it being extremely lewd. He'd probably be better off to watch Vampyros Lesbos etc.