I am being forced by a friend to play this game. I am what I assume to be roughly half way through chapter 2.

Are these threads, which imply the existence that this game has actual FANS on this website, some sort of elaborate prank, or is the game going to magically become good and stop wasting time. The entirety of chapters 1 and 2 (so far) were nothing more than non stop jokes, only a quarter of which got a chuckle out of me and the occasional actual laugh.

The plot is non existent so far. Barely anything has happened beyond "four kids go into a tumblr Narnia and a prophecy says two of them will balance it in some esoteric fashion"

The characters are all different flavors of unlikable cringe, and Susie in particular goes from being "too cool" for everyone around her, adults and kids alike, to joining Lancer (the only character I vaguely enjoy) in being a literal fucking goof ball Sponge-Bob "vallain."

The visuals are consitently dull as sin, save for the odd meme face or the sudden appearnce of an actual vista in chapter 2, the music has yet to achieve anything beyond being mildly catchy at times, and the unique combat idea feels like and utter after thought that the game treats as some sort of undesired obligation it has to wheel out every so often.

EXPLAIN YOURSELVES