>So Lindsay Lohan you fucking crackhead whore aren't you supposed to be in rehab again?
>How many failed rehab stints are you at now?
>Oh you wanna talk about the film you're promoting? No one gives a shit let's talk about you a dumb floozy whore
*pokes pen on desk while laughing and as guest is in tears*

Seriously what the fuck was Letterman's problem?