>So Lindsay Lohan you fucking crackhead whore aren't you supposed to be in rehab again?
>How many failed rehab stints are you at now?
>Oh you wanna talk about the film you're promoting? No one gives a shit let's talk about you a dumb floozy whore
*pokes pen on desk while laughing and as guest is in tears*

Seriously what the fuck was Letterman's problem?

It's why late night tv died when he retired

>>212375621 (OP)
If you're a celebrity you kind of lose the right to not be shamed when your life falls apart. That's always inherent to the risk of getting famous in the first place, particularly if you'd like to continue being regarded that way after the fact. It's not a kind media ecosystem but it's also just a reflection of what the people want/expect for the most part.

Lindsey won

>>212375694
The person on the right is not in the mean girls cast

>>212375686
Why the fuck is Letterman then having her own his show when he could've been having anyone else of relevance? No wonder he lost to Leno

>>212375694
Did this bitch get eyebrowplasty

Based Dave shitting on junkie whores

>>212375694
her bone structure looks same
how did she do it fellow gals?

>>212375694
slay

>>212375761
America loves a trainwreck, just look at how we urged on Brittney Spear's psychosis for laughs

>>212375621 (OP)
>cant tell the difference between shock jock horse shit and genuine "you should probably take rehab serious this time kiddo"

>>212376254
You're an idiot. He could've always spoke to her in private and not on his show for ratings

>>212375621 (OP)
Her biggest problem was not firing back and going on the offensive, fuck old white pricks even though letterman was the best at his craft.

>>212375621 (OP)
I miss Lindsay Lohandjob

>>212377479
He was good but not Larry King good all she had to do was go on the offensive and make him get defensive and then watch him crumble.

>>212375621 (OP)
And all of the "bad behavior" she engaged in became the standard behavior for young women within the next decade. If she had come around just a few years later she would have been a contemporary of Miley Cyrus and no one one would have cared at all about her "wild" outings at the nightclubs.

>>212375694
Why don't all bogchasers just hire the guy who did this?

>>212375694
>grows eyebrows back out
>doesn't dye hair as light
>parts hair in middle
>heavy foundation to cover freckles, facial blemishes
>lipstick
why are people acting like this was some miracle of plastic surgery?

>>212376460
>you can seriously talk to a celebrity without them cutting you off and pretending to need to be somewhere else

I don't "get" Letterman. Was he just the normies' first exposure to sardonic comedy?

>>212378083
All true, but I think she actually is much less crazy now compared to when she was in her 20s. The rumor about one of her "yachting" client taking a genuine pity on her and setting her up with a secular Sufi counsellor (Quaranic mysticism-based counselling, but no pressure to convert or anything like that) is probably true.

>>212377479
She isn't capable of going toe to toe with Letterman, she'd have looked like even more of a twat

>>212379261
he invented it

>>212375694
How did she avoid the call?!?

>>212379261
he was one of the early pioneers of mainstreaming anti-humor. the punchline is that the punchline isn't funny. that's it, that's every Letterman bit. probably revolutionary in the 80s but a bit tired to modern audiences.

>>212375621 (OP)
>Letterman
lucky for you, OP
David Letterman hasn't been on air in the past 23 years.
shit thread

>>212377479
>white
had to make it racial, didn't you, rebditer?

>>212375621 (OP)
Boy this Lindsay lohan, she can't swim a stroke but she sure knows every dive in town

>>212379261
Yeah. He was revolutionary and out-there for mainstream America in the 80s when he went on TV. Think in the vein of SNL. That kind of humor and comedy wasn't done on network television. It was very Bob Hope, Johnny Carson, Jay Leno "Safe" comedy. He was way different and a certain group of people flocked to him. You can see it with the reverence that certain comedians like Norm MacDonald did or Conan O'Brien hold him in. He was way different than what America was used to. If you're British, I could see how his style might be typical. If you're young, it's been copied because he was an inspiration to many generations now.

>>212376460
So a celebrity embroiled in controversy decides to go on to a late night comedy talk show, and is under the presumed assumption that there newsworthy controversy will not be discussed?

>>212381208
A lot of those shows will agree not to bring up embarrassing things in order to get the celebrities to participate. Johnny Carson didn't bring up scandals. Neither did Jay Leno. Letterman would bring it up. Especially for people he didn't have a lot of respect for but the network forced on, like Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton. You have to realize even the host doesn't get final say on who comes on. It's definitely a negotiation and the network has a ton of power in deciding it. Letterman might have laid off an actor or musician he respected, but Lohan or Hilton? They were fair game.

>>212375621 (OP)
>Seriously what the fuck was Letterman's problem?
Letterman was the king of punching down, that's his whole "comedy". 50% of his audience watch his program to feel bad/sadistic about him treating people like shit and the other 50% watch expecting someone to punch him back like Harvey Pekar did. With this setup it was only a question of time until one day something like this happened, where he pushed a broken/weak person a bit too far.

>>212381086
That bread had mold on it.

>>212375621 (OP)
This shit is so based. These phoney celebrities with their phoney press release. Be real. Letterman was a real person. This is how you don't het these absolutely phoney celebrities that never gets call out on their bullshit parading around like all the negative press is just "le haters"

Harvey was based and actually won. Letterman could be a little bitch at times

https://youtu.be/Qvcw04jWgiY?si=OWTb8yC2GGHzMmUz

>>212375621 (OP)
She gonna spend the rest of her life thinking of clapbacks against a dead guy :/

>>212375694
Why did her eye colour change?

>>212375670
this. most tv hosts that suck off guest make me wanna vomit. that 90s madonna interview is also a classic

>>212382878
Pekar has skibidi aura, on god

>>212384266
I don’t know what that means

>>212382878
>get called a general electrics shill
>respond with using the power of your show to insult and discredit Pekar for all future apperances.
Letterman is a hack, where were the donuts?