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8/9/2025, 3:16:49 AM
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Hiring an escort for $200
>Get a crusty, physically imperfect whore with stretch marks, wrinkles and a weird chemical tuna smell
>Trashy personality, anything "good" is a crass mimicry of shitty pornos
>Will never love you, the relationship is entirely transactional
>Fleeting pleasure, you get maybe 1 hour before she demands more dosh or leaves
>High likelihood of getting an STD, potential troubles with the law or a coked up pimp later on
Buying an anime statue for $200
>Japanese autists hand-crafted the most erotic 2D design known to man, precisely crafted to appeal to your tastes specifically
>Character appeals to platonic ideals of an archetypal woman, despite being a fictional entity is written to be genuine and pure
>Would totally love you if she were real
>Can be enjoyed at any moment with minimal maintenance and makes a tasteful addition to a shelf or display
>Will likely outlast your own short life; in several hundred years it may become kept on display at a museum on ancient artworks
Hiring an escort for $200
>Get a crusty, physically imperfect whore with stretch marks, wrinkles and a weird chemical tuna smell
>Trashy personality, anything "good" is a crass mimicry of shitty pornos
>Will never love you, the relationship is entirely transactional
>Fleeting pleasure, you get maybe 1 hour before she demands more dosh or leaves
>High likelihood of getting an STD, potential troubles with the law or a coked up pimp later on
Buying an anime statue for $200
>Japanese autists hand-crafted the most erotic 2D design known to man, precisely crafted to appeal to your tastes specifically
>Character appeals to platonic ideals of an archetypal woman, despite being a fictional entity is written to be genuine and pure
>Would totally love you if she were real
>Can be enjoyed at any moment with minimal maintenance and makes a tasteful addition to a shelf or display
>Will likely outlast your own short life; in several hundred years it may become kept on display at a museum on ancient artworks
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