Thread 717630258

Is spending money on plastic tits better than spending money on video games?

>>717630258 (OP)
Depends on how many video games you already have.
If you already have a massive backlog, why would you buy more games? Get the titty figure, you pervert.

i want to have sex with kannas fat bald puffy cunny so fucking bad

>>717630258 (OP)
of course, there is never a good reason to spend money on video games

>>717630258 (OP)
No but it's better than spending money on real tits

>>717630474
the problem is I already have titty figures and their boxes taking up space
I'm kind of out of space and don't really have the floor space to put a display shelf either

>>717630567
Well shit man just save your money then.

>>717630258 (OP)
Yes now where is the glue

>>717630628
uhh, no

>>717630258 (OP)
don't your parents feel ashamed when they see your virgin shelf

>>717630567
Come on then, show us your collection, anon.

>>717630258 (OP)
hurry up freeing, and make a bare legs version

>>717630713
why is every bunny figure so fucking overpriced

>>717630743
1/4 scale is the main reason I think

Bros, I cant believe Nichijou season 2 finally happened.

>>717630815
>1/4 scale
why would you ever get anything more than 1/7
that's just excessive

>>717630535
fpbp

>>717630971
some of those bunnies look nice

Post em

>>717630258 (OP)
Why not spend money on real tits? Hire an escort already.

>>717630258 (OP)
If it's a few characters you really like, yes. I made the mistake of overbuying figures and they take up too much space and cause too much anxiety about needing to store or get rid of them in the future. I think if you're even considering buying a detolf or other furniture specifically for displaying figures you're overdoing it. If you know you're never going to leave your current house until you die then maybe amassing a huge collection is worth it.

>>717630943
wheres the MC (sakamoto)?

>>717631302
Should i? I just wanna squeeze some milkies while plappin a chubby girl

>>717630258 (OP)
I've only ever bought two figurines
I sent them both to anon so he could hotglue them
Totally worth it

Yes, modern games are shit for the most part

>>717631471
Yeah do it anon
Do it with an escort though.
They are higher quality on average

>>717631336
He's right there. It's okay, you probably just don't recognize him when he's outside of his box.

>>717631302
too much risk of the escort hunting you down to accuse you of rape later

>>717630258 (OP)
I happened to buy this instead of a videogame.

>>717631302
Evil post. Protect your virginity, anons. Don’t let whores soil you.

>>717631302
Can't do it in burgerland. I have a fear that the first time I try it will just end in either the girl and their pimp extorting my ass, or the law man catching me. Besides that I want to attract a girl through my own ability, not purely just because it's a service that I can pay for. I'd feel like an unforgivable loser (even more so than now) if I ever paid for an escort before actually losing my v card naturally.

where does one even buy these toys

>will never be an anon's big titty anime figurine
>will never spend all day chilling on the shelf and watching him play vidya, argue, and jerk off
>will never get admired and occasionally felt up
>will never get hotglue'd by his (relative to me) gigantic cock while he records it, sharing his video of me coated in spunk with internet strangers
>will never be meticulously wiped and cleaned off in the aftermath

>>717630258 (OP)
depends on the quality

>>717632521
you have self esteem issues

>>717632589
No, I'm just horny.

>>717632472
Uhhhh, the internet?

>>717630567
Get a sdoll then you can hug it

>>717632558
damn I love AI now

>>717631302
It's not about coom it's about admring craftmanship

>>717632521
what an odd fantasy, anon...

>>717632521
You can be my fig anyday anon

>>717632521
Do my anime figurines think this way, bros?

>>717633731
holy

>>717630258 (OP)
I'm more of a plastic ass kinda guy. But i also like cool dudes.

>>717630258 (OP)
spend money on cool mobile suits instead

>>717633156
Yes.
Go give them all a good grope to make sure they all feel appreciated.

>>717631302
never waste money on women.

>>717632920
Diantha? Really?

>>717631302
Hiring an escort for $200
>Get a crusty, physically imperfect whore with stretch marks, wrinkles and a weird chemical tuna smell
>Trashy personality, anything "good" is a crass mimicry of shitty pornos
>Will never love you, the relationship is entirely transactional
>Fleeting pleasure, you get maybe 1 hour before she demands more dosh or leaves
>High likelihood of getting an STD, potential troubles with the law or a coked up pimp later on
Buying an anime statue for $200
>Japanese autists hand-crafted the most erotic 2D design known to man, precisely crafted to appeal to your tastes specifically
>Character appeals to platonic ideals of an archetypal woman, despite being a fictional entity is written to be genuine and pure
>Would totally love you if she were real
>Can be enjoyed at any moment with minimal maintenance and makes a tasteful addition to a shelf or display
>Will likely outlast your own short life; in several hundred years it may become kept on display at a museum on ancient artworks

>>717630258 (OP)
Expand your Horizons anon

>>717635864
You don’t even have to spend $200. A 20-30 dollar prize figure of your waifu is worth trillions more than a prostitute.

>>717635864
literally this

>>717630258 (OP)
Bigger

>>717640187
>blue light
sex was already blasted with a lethal dose of radiation

My Felicia collection is growing each day >:3

>>717638347
>kurisuchad
I kneel

>>717630258 (OP)
>cumbrain secondaries have to decide whether or not to play video games or be cumbrains
wow it explains a lot