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7/7/2025, 7:10:37 AM
>>530151589
Here's the copypasta I post every May 1st, just for you.
>ywn travel a small island in the northern British Isles
>ywn see red flags everywhere but miss them completely
>ywn meet a beautiful blind schoolteacher
>ywn be guided around the island by her
>ywn learn about how she teaches paganism to the children
>ywn have a bland meal and warm beer at the local pub
>ywn go to sleep in your dreary room at the inn only to be woken up by a siren's song
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRcwiA6hH7U
>ywn be drawn out to the open field by the blind schoolteacher
>ywn have wild animalistic sex for the purpose of procreation under the full moon
>ywn attend the Mayday festival
>ywn dance around the Maypole with her
>ywn drink the May Wine with her
>ywn be crowned King for a Day
>ywn realize you are also the April Fool
>ywn be burned alive inside the Wicker Man
>ywn see the blind schoolteacher crying and being held back from the blaze
>ywn hear her shout that she is sorry and that she loves you
>ywn save the island from disaster, providing the best harvest it has ever known
>ywn be there as the blind schoolteacher tells her son about it's out-lander father who saved the island, how she loved him, and misses him dearly
Here's the copypasta I post every May 1st, just for you.
>ywn travel a small island in the northern British Isles
>ywn see red flags everywhere but miss them completely
>ywn meet a beautiful blind schoolteacher
>ywn be guided around the island by her
>ywn learn about how she teaches paganism to the children
>ywn have a bland meal and warm beer at the local pub
>ywn go to sleep in your dreary room at the inn only to be woken up by a siren's song
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRcwiA6hH7U
>ywn be drawn out to the open field by the blind schoolteacher
>ywn have wild animalistic sex for the purpose of procreation under the full moon
>ywn attend the Mayday festival
>ywn dance around the Maypole with her
>ywn drink the May Wine with her
>ywn be crowned King for a Day
>ywn realize you are also the April Fool
>ywn be burned alive inside the Wicker Man
>ywn see the blind schoolteacher crying and being held back from the blaze
>ywn hear her shout that she is sorry and that she loves you
>ywn save the island from disaster, providing the best harvest it has ever known
>ywn be there as the blind schoolteacher tells her son about it's out-lander father who saved the island, how she loved him, and misses him dearly
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