I'm done.

Corporate and tech culture is the gayest thing I’ve ever experienced

Every part of work has to be jammed into a KPI so some retarded bureaucratic middle manager can optimize a spreadsheet, then make sweeping decisions or lay off thousands. Someone disconnected from the actual WORK it’s like taking orders from a fucking alien.

Every facet of corp culture is soaked in fake "LinkedIn niceness." If you speak up, call out a bullshit meeting, you’re slapped down. You’re always someone’s bitch. No respect or prestige despite engineers creating the actual VALUE. And for what? To build worthless software that exists solely to raise stock price? It's meaningless. You have to be a woman, sociopath, or faggot to enjoy it.

Webdev is gay. Stacking abstractions far removed from computer SCIENCE. Gotta crank out commits to hit KPIs. Doesn’t matter if anyone understands the syntax or modules. Just has to compile right?! Hope you’ve got 6 years exp in this JS trend that'll be obsolete as techfags trend hop. No time build actual mastery. Fuck NPM fuck AWS and fuck JavaScript

Outsourcing is pure greed. Jeet culture is 3rd world garbage. Saving face is more important than truth. Comprehending their pidgin English is often harder than the actual work. Why are we importing this? Why is a 3rd of my company speaking Tamil?

Millennial coworkers are gay. Stop showing up in hoodies and tshirts. You earn more than 95% of the country, act like a professional. No I don't want to talk about vidya, minifigs, or F1 all the time. Why do none of you have families?

I’m done. I’m going to law school to be a PD or DA. It's a pay cut and more (((debt))). But at least law is REAL, something rooted in shit like philosophy and ethics. At least I won't be corporate cog bottom-rung bitch. I’ll have some actual professional prestige. And most importantly, it's MEANINGFUL: I'll be helping people or locking up criminals. I’ll take that over Jeets and JS Jengatower slop

Fuck