My life is over because I'm 36. I'm too old to get a girlfriend, too old to get a job, too old for doing sports, and my body is giving out.
Any advice?

The saddest part is that I will never get a gf in this life. I lived an entire lifetime without experiencing high school puppy love or "oneitis". These days I just watch vintage anime and dream about the past. My best moments are when I play 2000s music, look at my /b/ folder from 2008, and dream of the girls I knew back then, thinking "what if", dreaming of a scenario where I actually got my high school crush.
I'm forever stuck in the past that slipped through my fingers.

Fuck, I guess I'll build a room where every item is from the 2000s and build some online space where every file is pre-2010 so I can bask in the past until I die. 36 is pretty old, I might die in a few years.