Lmao bro just accept being the poop guy. Play it off. Run your rehersals and say poop says a lot about you. Ivermectin made me poop and I want to see if it's worms in my stool(say fecal she'll be like he's mature) samples. I'm curious what's in your poop. Maybe give her a funny death stare and then never. NEVER TALK ABOUT POOP AGAIN.