Link strode bravely down the decrepit, non-euclidean hallway, his Anglo-Saxon blood drives him forward. His blonde hair and blue eyes shiny brightly in the torch light, as if his mere presence drives back the vile dark things. He enters a giant open room, only to be met with a sight his pure mind could not handle. It was a short Italian eating a Mushroom. Link screams "AHHHHHHHHH HELP ME NAVI! I'm going insane!" He falls to the floor in convulsions, as everything fades to black he hears that horrid language, "Mama Mia!". Is this truly the last sounds I hear before dying? Hope wanes, everything is black. "Bing bing, WAHOOO"