Superman is the lamest gayest fucking superhero that has ever existed. You could tell that just by looking at the design. He has this lame fucking cape with those UGLY AS FUCK colors, blue and red, with a gay-ass logo on the front. How the fuck are adults watching movies of this garbage? That shit is for children, always was and always will be, but because it's high budget and live action, we're pretending that it's all grown up and mature? lol fuck off! He's supposed to be like some kind of god, yet he looks like a joke.

Aside from the fucking awful design, the idea of the hero is garbage too. He's some alien from some other planet, and everyone on that planet has powers. BORING! Who the fuck wants a story where the protagonist is already strong? Where's the struggle on becoming strong? Where's the hardship that makes him super?

People like superman should only exist as parodies like Homelander, but Superman is unironically a useful idiot for upholding our FUCKED UP world. He's propagandic GARBAGE for "the system".
FUCK SUPERMAN! WORST HERO EVER AND HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN LEFT ON PLANET KRYPTON