The characters were also bad and no amount of asian slaves could save them. Let's go over that little list he made with them in there.

Alice:
Oh, look at this one. "Slightly toned, modest bust." Wow, are we trying to create an anime protagonist or a freaking Gritty supermarket cashier? You’d think this was a fantasy RPG, but no! The character is just "modestly toned"? You got a character who's both trying to be cute and as boring as watching paint dry. What’s with the yellow eyes? Is she a super cool werewolf or just a girl who skipped the coffee that day?

Also, did you say wrap-around chest? Is that supposed to be sexy? You know what’s not sexy? Trying to make your character look like she just raided a goodwill bin in an apocalypse and called it a day.

Gretel:
Oh great, it’s Gretel the “chubby witch”. You know what? This character concept could’ve been charming if it weren’t so goddamn lazy. A witch hat, glasses, and a robe? What the hell is this, a fashionable Halloween costume? I’ve seen more creativity in a child’s finger-painting.

And what’s with the "squishy belly"? Is that a compliment? Or are you trying to tell me she has a “cute chub” and that’s supposed to make her “relatable”? Look, fat shaming doesn’t belong here—but also, is her character supposed to be an NPC that just gives you a side quest about cake?

Gwendolyn:
Well well well, Gwendolyn the “mysterious muscle beast”. This is the character every bad game developer thinks is their magnum opus, but in reality, it’s just a poorly designed power fantasy. Loincloth and bikini top? Why don’t we just hand her a lifetime subscription to “I have no creativity” magazine? And then you have the audacity to “maybe” give her a scar or a Celtic tattoo. Couldn’t decide? Maybe give her a f*ing Viking axe and let her be her own walking cliché**!

This isn’t a battle-ready warrior—it’s a HBO fantasy show reject that didn’t make the cut for a reason.