>>81956609
>be me
>Take a girl on a movie date
>smuggle a full pizza pie into the movie theater under a leather jacket.
>Guy checking tickets is literally asleep. I over prepared. Didn't even need a ticket.
>Walk out with the box in hand.
>Cleaning crew look at me and and say "how did you.... you know what. good for you."

>Two years later
>Plan to go to movie with friends
>Brother brings home a box full of giant pretzels from his job.
>Butter and cook them all.
> tape them to straps and wear them like ammunition.
>Go to a opening show at night this time.
>Too many people to check, once again, over preped.
>Literally dying from prezal heat.
>security right next to our seats.
>Wait for them to leave.
>Immediately throw prezel granades while the coast is clear.

>Minecraft movie comes out.
>don't see it because I'm not a child.
>Watch the choas videos and feel like I'm missing out.
>Sell a chicken.

There is no other reason to be in this place. It's like live concerts, I will always hear the song best at home. I will always watch the movie best at home. Running around like a mad man and breaking rules is all these places offer.