s4s humor thread

>>509586233
>if I look away then God won't see me
Underrated

>>508357834
>talmudic logic
it's literally jews jewing god
the religion is based that they have the old testament stolen from christians and then they started to write insane jewish bullshit on top of it
'shabbat' is literally about tricking God, as is their rituals of transfering their sins to a chicken

Let me put this in a modern analogy:
Let's say it's today and I'm a gypsy jeet from india and I go to England.
I pick up Harry Potter volume 1, then I write my own version of volume 2 where Harry and Ron are degenerate furry faggots and Hermione is transgender.
Then I kidnap and rape an Englishwoman and give my books to the half-White bastard child.
Then those bastard children multiply for few generations and then hit a Harry Potter convention saying that we achsually wrote the original books, that the JK Rowling ones are non-canon and non-original while the furry transgender version is the original ones. And that Englishmen aren't actually the real Englishmen, we gypsy jeets are.

That is what jews did in a nutshell. They wrote the spinoff, they are not originally from the area, but from india, and jews and arabs who are both canaanites and genetically cousins fighting over israel is the exact same thing if a half-nigger and a nigger were fighting over Sweden.

>>17777607
oy vey wait a second herschel
It does not say anything about talmudfreaks smashing chickens in public

>Israeli children, some as young as infants, were subjected to methodical abuse masked in religious ritual. Survivors describe ceremonies invoking biblically-vilified deities, conducted by members of observant Jewish communities. As a survivor named Noga (all of the victims’ names are changed in the report) recalled: “The gods I remember are Baal Peor and Ashtoreth... our lord Peor and our lady Ashtoreth.” (Note: All these deities are categorically condemned in the Bible).
https://archive.fo/oWI8T

>>507162126
not enough