>>6234125
(Rolled 14+1=15)
Thoughts race through your head. This could be dangerous. Even if it looks humanoid it’s still an animal.
They might not even speak English, maybe monkey noises are more appropriate. Did you even *gain* a translation skill?
Putting all those concerns aside, you gather your resolve and waltz towards the monkey-girl.
Though, waltz might be a misnomer, perhaps “chad-walk” is more appropriate.
Legs swinging in wide arcs, arms spread wide like you’re carrying barrels under your armpits, the confident gait of a man that doesn’t remember what confidence looks like.
Alpha as fuck.
The girl’s lemur ears perk up. She turns and winces upon seeing you. Her eyes dart to the woods, as if looking for something, or someone.
You have the choice between using your real name and your Steam username, Raragimaru. ‘Eh, best to keep things honest’.
“Sup,” you say. “Name’s Dough Fosaux, it’s french.”
She hugs her bucket and steps away from you. “S-sorry Mr. Itsfrench… I-I’m not supposed to talk to other males...” She mutters.
Well, at least they speak English.
“Huh? Says who?” You don’t bother correcting her misunderstanding just yet.
“The Boss.”
“Well, that Boss guy isn’t here. Just us. So how about you tell me your name?”
Closer now, you notice she's got a few bruises on her skin. Oh, and she's pretty cute.
“I-I…” she keeps her eyes fixed on the bushes. “I’m Remu.” She extends her hand as if waiting for a handshake. Seems you managed a good first impression *somehow*.
“Ah Remu what the fuck is taking so long?” snaps a shrieky male voice.
“Eek!” she retracts her hand and nearly jumps into the river.
Brushing away the foliage, a chimp emerges. Not a human with chimp ears, an actual goddamn chimp. He bares his teeth at you, almost like a smile—though you feel that isn’t the case.
Ah, it’s one oh those dynamics huh? Monster males and humanoid females.
“S-sorry sir.”
He clicks his tongue. “You know what the Boss does to hussies that sneak around with outsider males right?”
An UI screen pops again:
>Chimp Lv. 1
>Class: Troglodyte
He approaches you, arms swinging, eyes narrowed like he’s sizing you up.
>Roll d20 bo3
>A) Try to defuse the situation, how?
>B) Try to intimidate him, how?
>C) Sucker punch!
>D) Holy shit time to run!
>E) Ok, maybe NOW it’s time to look for a weapon
>F) Write-in