>>212311413
>why do you need lube to jerk off
I put my pp in a certain sex toy and for that I need lube as spit is not enough.

>>212311473
I have no idea what that means.

>>212311465
You always forget about the part where I give girls the 'ick. I know you still won't believe this shit, but when you're cute and have the right amount of 'tism as a teen you're mysterious and deep in your thoughts or something and that's cute. As an adult you're just weird.
When people can sense that you have the alien wearing a human skin kind of autism as an adult and not le heckin' quirky reddit autism, you just give them the 'ick. Sure you give them the 'ick with both versions, but the heckin' quirky reddit 'tism at least has a chance once in a blue moon unlike the alien autist.
Even in late high school when I changed schools, the gals that had a crush on me in the beginning started to hate me after a while. I can't do anything about that. And as an adult shit just gets even worse.
It is what it is.

>>212311671
>first squat couldn't hit depth because I was shitting myself, so I had to take a dump in the gym
The absolute state of powerSHITTERS
I always poo before leg days. If I feel like there might still be some poo left in my tummy, I just skip barbell squats as that would ruin my whole sesh if I had to leave to take a shit.