>>512495835
yeah they're on the HFCS man, it's hard to get pure, but you can get it watered down or baked into cakes if you really want to, though you'll have to drink a gallon of soda, 3 moka sweet starbucks, or some monster cans, and eat a bunch of sweetrolls or cinnabuns
but it IS ACHIEVABLE
just don't give up
you might even get a girlfriend like pic related