Oh, look at that nutty Boimler! Hiding in a closet, pretending to record a captain's log! He wants to be a big boy so badly! You man-children can relate, can't you? Think of all the shower arguments you've had! Well, no, you can't—that would imply you shower. But just work with me here, OK? Use your imagination! No, wait, you don't have one of those either. Oh well, moving on.
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Right, a ritual, because Star Trek is a quasi-religion. But what kind of religion is it? Your Satanic triplet tells you all you need to know about that.