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6/27/2025, 7:57:47 PM
>Be me 12 years ago
>20 year old autist from small town outside Portland, OR
>Want a gf
>Get on plentyoffish
>Include hiking in my profile because I want an /out/ gf
>This is during my hardcore backpacking phase
>Would normally do 5 day to 2 week /out/ings
>Considered anything less than 3 days pussy shit
>Gril messages me
>She's a Portland State University student
>Says she likes hiking too
>Asks if I want to go on a date
>She suggests a paved trail outside of PSU
>I get unbelievably upset with how casual that is
>She probably thinks I'm a bitch and can't hike
>Send her a picture of a paper map with a red "X" drawn on it somewhere in the Gifford Pinchot back country
>Don't get a message back right away
>Assume she probably doesn't think I'm a serious outdoorsman and decide to impress her
>Lay all my camping gear out on a dirty tarp to show her how manly I am
>Rope, zip ties, duct tape, entrenching tool, I'm always prepared
>Make sure my 1-foot Bowie knife is front and center
>Can't have this chick thinking I carry a small knife
>It's covered with tree sap and my own blood from digging ticks out of my legs
>Send her a pic of my gear and tell her "I want to show you something beautiful"
>She blocks me
>I go anyway by myself
>Three days later I'm sipping coffee on a ridge looking at the sun rise on Mt. St. Helens
>Wonder why she didn't want to see something so beautiful
>10 years later I tell the story to a young female coworker
>She tells me that girl definitely thought I was going to rape her, kill her, and bury her out there
>tfw some Portland millennial girl is walking around with a story about how she almost became a missing person
>20 year old autist from small town outside Portland, OR
>Want a gf
>Get on plentyoffish
>Include hiking in my profile because I want an /out/ gf
>This is during my hardcore backpacking phase
>Would normally do 5 day to 2 week /out/ings
>Considered anything less than 3 days pussy shit
>Gril messages me
>She's a Portland State University student
>Says she likes hiking too
>Asks if I want to go on a date
>She suggests a paved trail outside of PSU
>I get unbelievably upset with how casual that is
>She probably thinks I'm a bitch and can't hike
>Send her a picture of a paper map with a red "X" drawn on it somewhere in the Gifford Pinchot back country
>Don't get a message back right away
>Assume she probably doesn't think I'm a serious outdoorsman and decide to impress her
>Lay all my camping gear out on a dirty tarp to show her how manly I am
>Rope, zip ties, duct tape, entrenching tool, I'm always prepared
>Make sure my 1-foot Bowie knife is front and center
>Can't have this chick thinking I carry a small knife
>It's covered with tree sap and my own blood from digging ticks out of my legs
>Send her a pic of my gear and tell her "I want to show you something beautiful"
>She blocks me
>I go anyway by myself
>Three days later I'm sipping coffee on a ridge looking at the sun rise on Mt. St. Helens
>Wonder why she didn't want to see something so beautiful
>10 years later I tell the story to a young female coworker
>She tells me that girl definitely thought I was going to rape her, kill her, and bury her out there
>tfw some Portland millennial girl is walking around with a story about how she almost became a missing person
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