Thread 2780264

Have you ever taken a gril /out/?

No, I'm gay and I only like men.

>>2780264 (OP)
ya i took my ex on hike at a reservoir and fucked her in a small cave that had graffiti all over it, was a pretty good day

Took the ex out kayaking a few times, she complained a lot and was slow

Women don't have wanderlust like men do

>>2780264 (OP)
When I car camp, I do usually bring a grilling platform of some kind, usually propane.

>>2780264 (OP)
I have but she was fairly tomboyish. Girly girls not really, I sometimes fantasize about being a bisexual cowboy like in that movie.

Yes
She walks slow and looks at every flower, but I'm a fat fuck so it balances out
I'm not fucking her obviously, but I guess it counts as training in case I ever get my shit together and actually approach girls

>>2780291
They also don't have muscles

>>2780331
Fast until you stop being fat.

>>2780264 (OP)
I did and I regret it to the point where I'd rather not get into details

>>2780264 (OP)
My wife and I paddled up the lake to a beach that you can't get to by road. Late enough in the season that there only 5 other boats on the lake. Skinny dipping and a blowjob. Nothing greater then watching her boobs float in the water.

Yes because I used to be in a relationship with a zoologist
Once we organized a bird spotting trip across New Zealand that lasted for several weeks, the winner was whoever spotted the most birds but we created a system of points according to rarity of species and a category dedicated to pictures of birds, also with a system of points according to rarity + how good the picture was

Girl I'm dating nowadays had never really been outdoors so it's a whole other story but at least it means I can take her on hikes that are nice but nothing special and it still blows her mind since she has very little experience with stunning landscapes, lush forests and shit

>>2780264 (OP)
bumping le ebin monthly thread

>>2780475
what did you do...

>>2780264 (OP)
biggest mistake of my life
cheating fucking whore

>>2780264 (OP)
Most grils are cowards and unwilling to undergo real /out/ings. The few who are make it worse. I envy the man who can find a real /out/ girl.

>>2780264 (OP)
it's definitely the booze talking but i really like this picture. can i have it?

you guys are fags

>>2780918
you're gonna die alone

>>2780918
>homosexuality, but with massive amounts of autism
just go fuck/get fucked by dudes, you don't need to involve the rest of us in your weird repression and mommy issues.

>>2780264 (OP)
took girl to remote desert area to look a massive fault rupture after large earthquake, shoot guns (she almost shot me by accident), try to teach her to how to drive manual 4x4, and wide open nature sex. Good times, except for almost getting shot.

>>2780264 (OP)
I've been talking to this woman from Ghana about it. Like someone here said, people from less developed nations HUDDLE in the towns/cities even more than us, so I don't know if it's worth taking her if I still know her next spring. But it would be fun for a night, to introduce her to the whitest pastime in the universe. Fucking girls in the trees when they're not used to it is excellent.

Nah, not really

> take GF camping
> short canoe trip to an island for an overnighter
> fish for supper
> deep fry walleye over the fire in lard
> bring Buffalohide to lay on by the fire
> she never banged outside before
> bang by the fire on the Buffalo skin
> snuggles post coitus
> she ends up hogging the entire Hudson Bay 4 point blank and I nearly freeze to death in the itchy shitty WW2 OD Army wool blanket
> currently she is bugging me about another camping trip before the snow comes.

posted this before, a risky move but everything worked out in the end
fun fact: same trip an extremely short stocky jewish girl came along as well and she was fine. actually, the worst companion on a journey so far has been a hike-obssessed dude who got a blister early and complained the whole trip

>>2782615
in my experience wimmin are probably per capita less obnoxious than men on hiking trips. maybe out of a desire to prove they're not weak/helpless/ineffectual/whatever. all the hiking companions i've had that i'd describe as anything less than pleasant were older men

>>2780373
do tell anon

>>2781962
One of the hottest girls i worked with was from ghana and had cute curly hair

>>2781962
I'm taking my Kenyan gf out and she loves it
We haven't done any overnighters yet but just going for day hikes was already revolutionary for her, so do it

>>2780331
For real why are women so slow like bitch I'm trying to hike 40 miles by dark

>>2784059
She started going really fast once it got dark though.

>>2780264 (OP)
I did this weekend

>>2784059
>hike 40 miles by dark
tell her to swing her hips!

>>2780331
Same boat I've been hiking with some women who I'm not fucking and who constantly stop to look at shit. I don't see them every week so I have time to do my own shit and challenge myself too.

>>2780331
>>2784091
honestly if you're annoyed that they want to look at every flower or cool thing then they are unironically enjoying nature more than you are

>>2784350
This.

>>2784075
incredibly based post in a thread full of 3dpd fanfaction

>>2784380
>Globalism
What makes you think I'm not a BANTV king born and bred on the slopes of Kirinyaga though

women dont like being out, they feel powerless without a man, women only thrive in urban areas

>>2784350
>>2784355
oh i'm not debating that. i'm the one posting about it on a sentinelese spear fishing forum after all. there's nothing wrong with them enjoying themselves and going at their own pace. whenever you're hiking in a group you go at the pace of the slowest person anyway. can't get too mad about that

>>2784350
Can't deny that. She notices thing I never did.
>Look, someone carved faces in the trees
>Look, a deer
Has its perks.

>>2780319
why would you want to be gay when you literally already got a tomboy??? you probably already are gay honestly
>>2780401
is this the move, hit on girls in the nature department
>>2780867
why do they make it worse
>>2781908
lmao retard female moment. it's kind of endearing though

>>2780264 (OP)
Yup. Nothing like a blow job and a view.

>>2780264 (OP)
Nope, never. The only time I have been with women out was with my mother but she's an entirely different can of worms which I would rather not open.

Sufficed to say that my mom doesn't hike since our last time because she is a complete autist who doesn't have a grip on her emotions. I do not know enough women as to be able to comfortably extrapolate this to every one of them, but I suspect that women have a deep sense of existential angst regarding Nature. It is as if they consciously know that they are weak, however because of modern propaganda they can not afford to show said weakness and the further they are from society the more said weakness is apparent.

I recently joined a hiker club and I suspect that there are at least a couple of women there. Maybe I will change my mind about them, but the answer to your question is a definite no. I generally try to avoid women at all costs and I can count my romantic interactions on one hand, well maybe two. Regardless I'd never take a woman out hiking because I'd just end up making her feel bad.

>>2783834
Don't want to turn this into a blogpost, tl;dr is I fell in love with this girl, told her I was going for a weekend to hike the nearby mountains, she wanted to join, I told her how I felt and she was still on-board even though she "wasn't ready for a relationship", we met up at the train station and I could immediately tell she changed her mind and didn't want to be there, we then spent two nights and every single minute I felt I was dying on the inside more and more. The whole trip was shit, most of things that could go wrong did. We stayed friends afterwards.

>>2780855
Time for a story

>>2780477
>>2780475
after carefully inspecting the 2 pictures I see no hidden merchant or anything, just some slight differences in the compression

It’s alright if you accommodate her. She’s there because of you not because of nature. Just do an easy scenic route and stop to look at flowers and rocks that look like faces or whatever. And handholding and hugs and reassurance and letting her babble and telling her how nice everything is and scaring her about random things and complimenting her pink water bottle and resting your hands on her shoulders from behind. Best woman hike is to a plateau facing the sun with a short but steep ascent. She can take her Instagram pictures and still gets sweaty enough so that her crotch is nice and steamy when you pull down her pants. And if you don’t like the smelly crotch mist experience then leave her the fuck at home and go hiking with the lads instead.

>>2785564
she fucked the bear

>>2780919
If everything goes according to plan, yes

>>2780264 (OP)
Yup

>>2787952
Sometimes you fuck the bear and sometimes, well, sometimes the bear fucks you

>>2780264 (OP)
Yeah, it is what started the downfall of our relationship. A shame if I'm being honest.

>>2784380
Eh she was getting molested by her uncle and cousin so i left it alone. I foolishly thought i was going to marry my then gf.
You are a dumb faget

>>2790238
If I choose e, do I become gigachad or does gigachad show up and help me?

>>2787798
The smelly crotch mist experience is always better with the lads anyway

>>2780264 (OP)
>THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

>>2784075
remember yurus
no wildfires
we cant take another hit like that

>>2790278
Gigachad shows up and [edited] your ass

Yeah, managed to get a level 5 clinger gf.

>Wants to hike, but only likes short hikes (max 12 miles with 3-5K ft elevation gain)
>My favorite hike is a 18 miler.
>She starts off hikes at a snail pace, I like to power through
>She doesn't like to carry much, including food. Which is fine, but then she gave me a huge bag, and then overstuffs it with shit she doesn't need. I get stuck carrying it as a mule. No biggie, but be wise about it. Ex: full size lotion bottle, full size sunscreen. Why would you ever need to bring it?
>She gets cold easy, but doesn't pack a sweater. I end up packing a fleece and windbreaker knowing we will need it at the summit. Then I get to be the cold one because she didn't pack anything.
>Wants to go outdoors, but only wants to visit tourist trap national parks and is scared when we hike alone in the woods
>Acquired my cute little knife...
>Vegetarian...
>Scared of bees...
>20% chance she will hurt herself on a hike

>>2780868
You can

>>2782279
just bring two blankets retard

>>2780264 (OP)
The only time I went with a woman was terrible. It was my friends and one of their GFs. It was to a fucked place called the Skagway power plant, near Cripple Creek, CO. The guy with the GF said that it was just a 5 mile hike so I thought that would be a nice and easy hike. Turns out that you had to cross rapids using rotten logs and old ropes. We survived, but this ignoramus decided it would be a great idea to tightrope walk on the rotten logs rather then cross the creek with boulders and extra support. We screamed at her for being retarded but she didn't care. She even crossed a log with her BF that was 10 feet above a section that would kill you rather than take the safer part and get wet. Me and my other friend don't hike with them any more because they like shit trails and are basically suicidal.

They're only fun if they're really into you, or you remind them of another guy they're in love with

The ones that are dating you and only half like you aren't as fun at all

>>2780395
Based.

>>2781962
Don't do it. Before you know it nature will be filled with garbage and barbarism.

>>2790767
You need to make a list and tell her: "This is what you pack."

First time I took my gf out hiking and camping she was fat so she started complaining 30 min in and shrieked at every frog or bug that flew over her head lol. After enough hiking and me stopping her from buying a big gulp every day she lost a lot of weight so we do it every weekend now, it's nice. Still shrieks at every fucking frog or bug though. You think I'd get used to it but no it startles me into fight or flight every fucking time.

>>2793185
you're a faggot they sound awesome

>>2793859
It's not worth the risk. even if it's what, 10% more fun, the downside of fucking dying is not worth it. Hiking is a risk in it of itself but you can always take it to the point of pure stupidity

>>2793185
You sound like a faggot, the chad and his stacey were based.

>>2794132
Nonsense the logs weren't rotton at all.

>>2793185
He probably fucked Stacey Tightpucci in half while you went home and seethed

>married a girl who likes to hike with her mom and aunt
>they even go on fancy international hikes once a year (wife only goes every other year)
>wife herself is not the best hiker, but she tries so long as she is supplied
>when its just the two of us I can usually get about 6-8 miles out of her before she starts to get pissed
>if I have her with her mom and aunt though, we can go longer since she feels bad if 2 old ladies go harder than she does
>so I actually unironically love being around her mom and aunt, they are good hiking buddies
>If I want to go do 16 miles though, I'll have to do it solo

>>2794245
>spend a bunch of money traveling to some exotic location to hike
>only capable of hiking 8 miles max in one day
Explain this.

>>2793658
My boyfriend is scared of bugs. A big beetle flew in his face recently and he started yelling and calling it a nigger really loudly. Luckily no one was around, especially any of those.

>>2793185
I've done that hike the trail is fine, yea it's not maintained but people use it enough it's obvious, those logs with the handline are fine and you're a wuss. I've continued on down to exit (where theres not really a trail at all) at the bottom near Canon city and there's a slot canyon section with a handline you use to lower yourself into a pool to keep going. Sounds like these other people chose a cool hike and you need to stick to double wide national park trails.

>>2780264 (OP)
ya the first girl i was ever with, she bagged me.... i tried breaking her neck but just turned her head real fast. but she deserved it she was pissed about the female imagery on the first stone temple pilots album... but it actually all work out shes stuck with a black kid now lol.. such a good fuck tho lots of depakote bipolar

>>2794496
if i could only make that rhyme id be like DB DOOM or MF COOPER

>>2794496
Meds, now!

>>2780283
>/out user having sex
This definitely happened...

My first long term gf was an excellent/out/ companion. We split up almost ten years ago, and I still miss her. She wanted to go out hiking or camping pretty much every weekend.

The one after her was pretty awful. I took her on an easy hike with some moderate elevation gain, and she panicked when her heart rate increased because she thought it meant she was dying. Had her check my pulse, and she thought I was dying too. I was like "the point of cardio is to raise your heart rate, what do you do when you go jogging/work out?" I'll sometimes use strava to track mileage on hikes, and I was looking at a few over the weekend, comparing times, and you could tell which hikes she was on because my pace was cut in half.

Current partner is a bit of a homebody, but is a butt load of fun when I can actually get her out. Cooks me steak on the campfire everytime.

>>2794447
Yeah that is to be expected with the gays.

>>2794866
Haha yeah, gay. Totally.

>>2794447
what a tard
did make me laugh though

>>2794866
on clutch

>>2780264 (OP)
My wife and I are starting a 4 day hike in NZ tomorrow. Sleeping in cabins and it's mostly fairly well-maintained trail but should be fun nonetheless.
We've done more intense stuff before (climbed Denali and Imja Tse, multi-month stints in Nepal and along the AT).

It's crazy to me that you guys find such shit women to go /out/ with. My last serious gf before I married loved going /out/ and she never complained or caused any trouble. And of the four girls I count among my close friends, two love going out and have done multi-day hiking trips by themselves.

>>2798544
Meant to post a pic of the trail.

>>2790238
I hope it's female (E).

>>2780264 (OP)
Wife enjoys mild/moderate /out/ings. She's more of a car camping / day hike gal, but recently expressed interest in "trying backpacking". Guess we'll see if she can hack it.. lol.

>>2798544
survivorship bias?
you ran through a minefield and nothing triggered, wow, there must be no mines there

>>2799570
>survivorship bias?
That's not an example of survivorship bias.

>>2790767
>Vegetarian
yikes

>>2794898
Correct.

>>2780264 (OP)
Yes, we do like outdoors and travel a lot, but cold is a huge problem as her thermoregulation is shit.
Sleeping in a tent was a big problem at first. She cried of cold one night even if it was like 13 °C outside, so I bought ultra expensive sleeping bag for two and it's a lot better, and even better if she press her body to me, I always get earth inner core lava hot.

>>2800995
Why does she look Asian

...

>>2800995
based and lucky my fellow anon.

I was in scouts and a bit chubby but hiking was fun. not as fun as the boat activities as I always found boating to be more fun. but yeah thermo regulation is a bitch, I love the cold as my body runs hotter than a coke oven, so it wasn't uncommon for me to hike in summer clothes and pack layers away for the campsite chilling.

other than sleeping bag, you want a good mattress. air or foam, any insulation is key cuz the frozen cold ground sucks the heat up like crazy.

>>2801260
Maybe because of the dyed black hair? She's not Asian.

>>2801278
I think the body can adapt well to ambient temperatures. Only some people not developed this ability very much, because they live at the same temperature all year round - in a heated house in winter and air-conditioned in summer.

As for the mattress, I have a foam one, but I've heard that the air mattress is much better, so I'll try it this year.

>>2800995
>13 °C
isn't that just normal temperature

>>2780264 (OP)
>taking a girl /out/

youre gonna have a baaaad time mate

>>2780264 (OP)
Before my wife I went on a couple hikes with some girls in my lab. It was really amusing how easily I could bully them to go further up the trail than they wanted to go. When we did Bison Gulch I got them to go up a final half mile scree section they didn't want to, but once we got up there they were very grateful. Both hikes were strangely hazardous - one had an extremely aggressive cow moose and one had human traffickers, rather troublesome.

With my wife, our first date was a two night/three day camp out at a campground about twenty miles from her city. She was a nervous girl then and hadn't spent much time with me outside of the lab (my student), so we did the campground as a relatively safe (in her mind, lol) way to camp.

Second date she came up to my city and we attempted a trail and overnight in the white mountains. God said no, the worst fucking rain I've ever seen in the interior hit us as soon as we got across the first creek, after a mile the trail had three inches of water in it, after two miles the trail occasionally dipped into flooded patches of alderjail with water up to my knees. After four miles the rain was positively torrential and the temperature had dropped, she and the dog clearly had hypothermia and I had to emergency set up the tent and keep them both from perishing. After they warmed up and we decided to turn I packed up the tent again, we got about a half mile down the trail and the rain abruptly stopped - sunshine and rainbows. Also very clear tracks about a mile from the truck showing we missed a monster of a moose.

Third date we went for a two night hike'n'camp near her city, was pretty nice, I caught some decent fish.

It continued in more or less that fashion until we had kids. She fell down a mountain the day I proposed to her, which was funny after seeing she wasn't too badly hurt. Experienced some inexplicable stuff in the wild on a few occasions with her. Never boring, certainly.

>>2780264 (OP)
Other way around; my grill drags my fat lazy ass out and up the mountain as I whine the whole way.

>>2800995
This is a RealDoll. They're pretty expensive...

>>2793185
Hey man, I just wanted to let you know that last summer 4 sweaty gamers who have literally never camped or hiked once in their lives did that trip with no issues.

>>2801659
Banging your students is ethically fucked, dude. You're a groomer.

>>2801847
Where do you think you are right now?

>>2780918
MGTOW is a joke of a movement
Same kind of energy as fat women with colored hair refusing to have sex because Trump won

>>2801847
If my wife had still been my student, it would have been fucked for sure. I was her TA. I waited until final grades were posted, then emailed her. We emailed back and forth for a month before swapping numbers and ultimately dating. Students aren't forbidden for the rest of your life, just while you have power over them. No regrets.

>>2793185
Giant pussy energy gaymer. As a bi guy even I'm not as much of a fucking pussy as you. It's time to full on come out and suck dick anon. I have tight rope walked multiple thick rotting logs. Even when wet if they're large and flat enough they're not that difficult. Were they walking across a fucking twig? I bet the logs were massive.

>>2794447
Based gay nazi racist.

>>2802514
You're trying too hard, m8.

current gf is down to go /out/ any time or anywhere no matter how hard it is. brings fun stuff like jenga and some beers for when we're set up and never complains. doesn't get any better than this fellas

>>2780264 (OP)
My experience has been that most of the girls who are into /out/ stuff tend to have high T and are therefore sluts.

>>2790238
D , and i wont clarify dont care about your validation

>>2794447
>A big beetle flew in his face recently and he started yelling and calling it a nigger really loudly.

>>2800995
mate you're dating a skinwalker. be careful

>>2804094
I wouldn't worry about it.

>>2804094
lucky sonnova

One time I went hiking with my dad and his girlfriend and she kept stopping to piss like right on the trail and one time a bunch of kids saw and it was really weird

>>2804227
She was based and you are cringe. Peeing wherever you want is literally the most based thing you can do.

>>2780264 (OP)
My ex got to see the Grand Canyon with me.
I hope she remembers.

>>2780264 (OP)
Yeah my wife and I go hiking and camping all the time.

>>2804229
Weird way of saying you have a urine fetish and enjoy walking in piss

>>2800995
All women sleep cold. It's a biology thing. Check out the numbers on men's vs women's sleeping bags and you'll see that latter have more insulation for the same temperature rating.

Sure, all the time

>>2784075
The most pathetic person on all of /out/. Still you keep posting these pictures of your anime model waifu.

I fucking love /out/ girls

>>2780264 (OP)
My husband used to go camping and hiking with me but since it's his job and he works 7 days straight roughing it, he doesn't like to camp for fun anymore. I just text my friend what im up to before I go out alone.

>>2780264 (OP)
Bump

>>2784075
BASED

>>2793185
How absolutely gay and unadventurous of you

>>2805131
YOU WOULD NOT BE SAFE FROM ME

>>2801719
I got this one for free at a public event. She was the only girl who wanted to dance with drunk Anon.

>>2804094
Oh, so that's why she turns into an animal after a few glasses of wine and wants to eat me.

>>2804676
That makes sense. Slower metabolism, hormones... Eating disorder and malnutrition from her past probably don't help either.

>>2804678
based

>>2805246
You'd have to catch me first mountain murderer.

That was part of the deal when I got my gf a dog. She gets the puppy she always wanted, we start doing more outdoorsy shit together (w/ doggo).

Of course that never came to fruition so I just hike with the dog.

>>2780291
There are plenty of women who love wandering from photo op to photo op all over the globe

>>2806849
Good. I hope he was a rescue. Keep taking him out, give him a good life.

>>2780264 (OP)
My last GF sucked me and fucked me on the peak of a mountain on the first date. Dated for 4 years.

I miss that slut sometimes :\

>>2808246
I fucked mine in the woods at night was pleasantly surprised she wasnt scared of the night critters

>>2780264 (OP)
>>2780475

>>2800995
hollly mama! look at these hands! waowaweewa! "she" has more testosterone than me! are you sure that "she" aint no tranny?
she must be pretty fugly down there below.
anyhow, congrats on gf and maybe shield her from hormonal disruptors when shes preggo

>>2780300
Do camping stoves really count, though?

>>2809390
>TATSUMAKI SENPUKEN

>>2810060
Nice, for some reasons all my attempts didn't actually invovle the girl getting pushed off because I guess the AI tries to avoid depicting violence.

>>2810063
I didn't even say it to push her off
it just did it on its own

>>2780264 (OP)
You didn't actually kick her off the hill, did you?

>>2810259
see: >>2810060

>>2810060
kino

>>2809356
>night critter
Is that what you call your peen?

>>2806892
Overpaying for sanitized experiences at foreign tourist traps isn't really an expression of wanderlust in the same way

>>2790006
How come?

This question implies you date city born bitches

>>2809390
>>2810060
AI is so fucking stupid

>>2780264 (OP)
All the time

>>2801719
Check the hands anon. They have all the markings of a normal human's hands lol. I will admit there is something off about this photo and how it was taken.

>>2813978
I can confirm that she has human hands. She even ate our campfire goulash (picked out meat, though). Robots don't eat.
By the way, how can I become a better photographer?

>>2814243
>By the way, how can I become a better photographer?
Take a lot of photos.

>>2794685
It wouldn't surprise me at all to learn that /out/ is the most sexually active board. Have you ever been in the wild with a woman? They revert to a primal state almost immediately. After that it's just nothing but sex sex and more sex. Quite terrifying actually.

>>2809390
>Into the distance, a ribbon of black

>>2814502
>implying most of /out/ goes out at all

>>2801260
She’s got a decent pair of tits anyway, be nice to suck on those all night in the tent. Does she like it in the ass ?

>>2780264 (OP)
i'm a fag and have done so nevertheless. Pam, Yvonne, Rochelle, Rosemary, etc. Or for instance a certain chick steel executives like, while we dish. Can't remember her name offhand,

>>2814243
Think about framing your pics, rule of thirds, and like what >>2814494
Said, if you take enough pictures, you'll run out of bad pictures.

>>2809390
AI on my luddite board?

>>2787798
This guy SEXES. Do it exactly like that and you will eating honey (or fish) that day. I did it like that many times with different girls. Worked every time.

>>2787952
But did you have to ... bear witness? :o

>>2790238
A

>>2780264 (OP)
Yes but it’s glamping. Fucking comfy when we actually get out though.

>>2780264 (OP)
If a girl isn't willing to go /out/ with you then she just sees you as someone to kill time with while she talks to other dudes
You can tell right away how healthy they are or aren't
Its one thing to see a fat grill struggle to exercise but a skinny one out of breath just walking gives me an extreme dislike for them

>>2780264 (OP)
Fuck no, i'm incel as fuck, i've never even had a 10 minute conversation with a woman who wasn't a family member, teacher, old lady church congregation member etc...

>>2818260
I went hiking with my brother and his girlfriend a couple times. And stayed in a tent on a campsite with a female friend of mine

>>2818260
You aren't missing anything.

>>2780264 (OP)
Yeah i took my "outdoorsy" ex on a long-planned trip to (national forest). She begged me to go. Was planning to hike 7 miles first day, camp, fish for dinner, then hike another 5 to summit a local peak and picnic there the next day. We would then hike 2 miles back to a different campsite and stay for the night before 2 days return down a different route.

I briefed her very carefully on what to bring in terms of clothes and shoes and I packed her bag, which was only about 10lbs. She had "fished a lot with her dad growing up" and "loved to camp and hike" btw, totally not like the other girls.

You wanna know how it went?

>shes wearing brand new designer fashion boots when we get there
>brought her tiny pink hello kitty fishing pole with no tackle
>wants to stop every 5 minutes to take pictures
>gets scared of the heights while hiking upwards (it was the most beautiful view of my life so war)
>after like 3-4 miles her feet hurt and she starts crying
>5 day trip is over in less than 5 hours

I literally considered tossing her off a cliff and finishing the trip alone.

>>2818402
Anon, you expected too much out of her. Women are like tiny children when it comes to /out/. You have to do everything for them and you can't expect them to perform any complicated tasks. Treat them like they're a three year old.

Limited amounts of hiking, preferably over easy terrain
Provide the food for them, any cooking has to be done by you otherwise they'll fuck it up
Take them on scenic drives, it calms them down and it gives you an excuse to scout areas that you can return to on your own time
Build their pack for them
Set up camp for them

>>2818404
That was a long time ago, nowadays I can't think of any situation besides having a raging hard-on and thinking "I wish I had a girl here". Especially not camping, hiking, or fishing.

>>2780264 (OP)
I pretty regularly take the gf /out/ and desu it is a lot of fun, but she's a farm girl so getting sweaty and dirty isn't a big deal to her. What is annoying is my awesome light camping gear is basically useless because she insists on bringing fucktons of stuff when I'm content with the bare minimum and the experience of being /out/ with only a light pack.

>>2780264 (OP)
I took my wife's virginity on top of a mountain. Shit was so cash, highly recommend.

>>2790238
B so I can condemn 5 others to death

Group doesn't count desu ne?

>>2800995
So qt. How do I find one?

>>2821737
That's the secret. You don't.

>>2821738
:( so, animu and loneliness forever then.

>>2818980
Stop boasting senpai. I shouldn't go on the interwebs, it's filled with disgusting sex havers.

>>2790238
None of them. I don't want to be high on pervitin while I enjoy the wendussy

>>2782279
Get two Czech sleeping bags and zip them together because that army wasn't full of homos.

>>2814526
well she's an earthbound misfit, I'll give ya that.

Yeah.
She mastered a really gnarly steep and rocky decent too (I picked the wrong route lol).

For the anons in this thread who have girlfriends, wives, or had one, how did you meet them and ask them out? How did you get them into /out/?

>>2823412
I need to see a view like that in person someday. You can practically see the curvature of the earth.

>>2823491
>gf 1 asked to prom she was already outdoorsy, volunteered in other countries etc. she was a good sport about things but scared all the time
>gf 2 met at a frat party she was sporty and basically a farm girl so enjoyed going places
>gf 3 pulled at the bars in college, she loves working out. from the east coast but had done summer trips backpacking in colorado in hs

I "dated" plenty in between but any girl who is annoyingly materialistic, needs to be "treated" etc gets kicked to the curb within a week

>>2823491
>cute girl at new job i work at
>we both wipe 90 year olds shitty asses as a job in long term care
>night shift so lots of time to talk
>find out we have lots in common
>ask her to hang out outside of work and we hit it off
>she had a rough childhood, drug addict dad, living in condemned houses with crackheads, living in a van as a kid etc
>no stresses of any of that when we go /out/
>she doesnt complain because she's slept in worse conditions
>enjoys it because it's not stressful and gets to explore

didn't have to get her into /out/ she just came programmed to do it

took a girl out, discovered that
A. she's allergic to mosquitos
B. women dress like strippers
C. it was mosquito season

So she ended up wearing my clothes, crying periodically, and I was left in mosquito season with no shirt at several points, which meant nowhere to really spray repellent. Strangely, and this was something we videoed, I'm standing there shirtless and the mosquitoes just didnt' want me, she's there next to me and they were going for every gap in her (my) clothing.

>>2824390
i am like her, a fucking mosquito magnet
you only get the reactions a couple of times until your body get used to the amount of it.
happened to me when i first meet the tiger mosquitos, and happens like every year when the mosquito season occurs and gets several bites at the same time

>>2824390
>>2824423
I have this theory , never tested it, that as mosquitoes are attracted to the urea in your sweat if you drink a ton of water it dilutes your sweat and makes you less likely to attract them.

>>2824067
Very cool anon, good for you guys

>>2780264 (OP) Went on a hiking date with this girl i knew from high school once. Very earthy mushroom type, her dad would bring her foraging growing up. She has a great eye for little plants and bugs and shit that you wouldn't notice usually. She told me I scramble like a goat. She also made sandwiches. Fun date wish I still heard from her desu

>take qt3.14 on hike innawoods at night
>we climb through a steep ditch overgrown with kudzu
>get lost with no flashlight
>she gets upset and starts to freak out
>tell her I have neanderthal night vision capable eyes and visual cortex and can find our way back
>open my eyes really wide to allow as many photons to hit my retina
>we find our way back
>I buy her a pizza to ease her nerves

Went on a foraging tour with my wife and a few friends last week. Mostly grils. Seems like girls tend to be more interested in foraging ime. Which should surprise no one.

>>2823491
>>2798544 (me)
My wife was into the outdoors before we met. Same with my ex before her. They were actually friends from grade school and they'd been going camping and hiking together since they were kids. Didn't need to get either of them into /out/.
I met my ex through a uni rpg group. Just random chance that we both ended up putting our names down for the same game. Didn't exactly ask her out unless you count asking her out for brunch the morning after we slept together. It didn't last but I did meet my wife as a result, when she introduced us at a party. Since they were so close, I ended up getting to know my wife pretty well and going /out/ with her a few times well before I was in a position to go out with her.

I've only had one gf before either of them that I went /out/ with much and I did get her into /out/ but it's not like there's some trick to it. We met at a Model UN camp in high school and she lived interstate. When she first visited, I was nervous about her getting bored and self-conscious about my family being fucking poor so I took her camping. She had a good time. We continued dating as undergrads and since we were still living in different states there wasn't that much of a difference between one of us flying interstate to visit the other vs both of us flying/driving interstate/overseas and making a trip out of it.

How do you ask a girl /out/?

Yeah I go hiking all the time with women

>>2780274
I hope you're not putting it in the backside...

My wife is an EM doctor with a real love of wilderness medicine and goofing around in the backcountry. So its pretty cool that going /out/ with her is like packing something between a Level V and Level IV trauma center.

It’s also nice because women tend to slow you down in a good way to appreciate the sights and sounds. I can get a little lasered-in (most fellas are like this) and it’s nice to have somebody pump the brakes a bit.

She never complains and is basically an energizer bunny on the trail…until she has to carry more than she wants to. Then it’s a problem. So I’m basically a lumbering ox, which also slows my pace and makes me welcome the breaks for “slow birding” or whatever other shit.

>>2784059
Went running with a female friend (just friends, I'm not interested in her) last week. Joked I would be dead before the end, she trains whilst I only run casually once a week or so.
Ended up running really slow and I was still ahead and having to stop for her to catch up. I thought she was holding back but she was gasping at the end and said she managed to knock 6 minutes off, making it a record for her.
Women are just that much slower.

>>2784075
For you, king, I will start taking my own waifu model out with me. You inspire me.

>>2790767
"If you want to bring it, you carry it"
She will cut out the shit very quickly

>>2824673
Start with a greenway or a “nature walk”. Or find a common hobby from a club.

>>2798545
Why are all the cool hiking spots in the south island of NZ?

I love going /out/ with my girlfriend but she does this very annoying thing where she's walking behind me - says nothing and takes a picture of something she sees about 50 times in the duration of a small hike.

If I let her walk in front she ends up behind me after a minute somehow. Her pics end up being good for her scrapbooking so it cancels out.

First camp trip with gf (now wife) was cool. Went to Tahoe and stayed at a paved campground because she didn’t want to boondock it. Ended up next to dude who was solo and giving fuck my gf vibes. She grilled me a steak and we fucked loud all night. Didn’t hike that far a distance because she wasn’t use to it. Women in /out/ is different than with bro’s.

>>2826314
Are you a cuck?

>>2826320
No she is, by "we" I meant the dude and I. She's a total fujo though so she enjoyed listening.

>>2825603
tectonic plates. unfortunately one of them will probably go mental in like five years and buttfuck all of canterbury

>Be me 12 years ago
>20 year old autist from small town outside Portland, OR
>Want a gf
>Get on plentyoffish
>Include hiking in my profile because I want an /out/ gf
>This is during my hardcore backpacking phase
>Would normally do 5 day to 2 week /out/ings
>Considered anything less than 3 days pussy shit
>Gril messages me
>She's a Portland State University student
>Says she likes hiking too
>Asks if I want to go on a date
>She suggests a paved trail outside of PSU
>I get unbelievably upset with how casual that is
>She probably thinks I'm a bitch and can't hike
>Send her a picture of a paper map with a red "X" drawn on it somewhere in the Gifford Pinchot back country
>Don't get a message back right away
>Assume she probably doesn't think I'm a serious outdoorsman and decide to impress her
>Lay all my camping gear out on a dirty tarp to show her how manly I am
>Rope, zip ties, duct tape, entrenching tool, I'm always prepared
>Make sure my 1-foot Bowie knife is front and center
>Can't have this chick thinking I carry a small knife
>It's covered with tree sap and my own blood from digging ticks out of my legs
>Send her a pic of my gear and tell her "I want to show you something beautiful"
>She blocks me
>I go anyway by myself
>Three days later I'm sipping coffee on a ridge looking at the sun rise on Mt. St. Helens
>Wonder why she didn't want to see something so beautiful
>10 years later I tell the story to a young female coworker
>She tells me that girl definitely thought I was going to rape her, kill her, and bury her out there
>tfw some Portland millennial girl is walking around with a story about how she almost became a missing person

Yes

>>2826458
JFC I almost died of secondhand embarrassment reading this. Please tell me you made this up.

>>2815032
kek

>>2826458
>and then i set my category to men
>they instantly came over within 10 minutes of chatting
>they steal my gear and rape me at the X spot on the map
>at least they were impressed by my COOL gear

>>2827346
Why is she concealing a massive gut with that hoodie?

>>2827470
She weighs 120 pounds lmao

>>2814502
I am going out in the woods with a woman next month, so I fucking hope you are right as being butt naked fucking in the woods has been a sexual fantasy of mine since I was a kid

>>2827617
HAHAHAHA in what world bro

>>2828435
i fucked my girlfriend on a nice bed of moss in the middle of the forest during golden hour and she tells me she still masturbates to that experience to this day. we've also fucked on beaches/shores when no one was around countless times. it's true anon.

>>2828435
>>2828570
also pro tip: bring some spare wet wipes so you can wipe your dick off after or so she can wipe down her pussy it'll get smelly after a while

>>2828571
This is a defo

>>2828568
She’s not fat by any means and really does weigh 120-125lbs on any given day. Believe what you want though, I love her and she’s perfect to me

>>2828819
Based. Go forth and conquer, anon.

>>2823502
That was just 1400m, haha. Still a nice view. Hang gliders launch from there.