>>510586981
Based. Never have been, never will be.
>>510587015
Eh. Think you’re a little mixed up SC2 was first movie I saw in theatres, I know it super well. Ben did not interact with Los Locos, only Johnny 5 did because they duped him into stealing car stereos. Fred (aka Chicanery Chuck from Better Call) had to inform J5 that he was duped into stealing. Ben in the 2nd movie is more relatable, in the first movie he’s literally cracking pervy sex jokes every scene he’s in. He literally says ‘I am sporting a tremendous woody’ in the first (pg rated) SC movie. Best part about the first movie tho? Newton Crosby was able to tell Johnny Fove was actually alive because he laughed his ass off at a jew joke.

Newton Crosby: OK. Listen closely. There's a priest, a minister, and a rabbi. They're out playing golf. They're deciding how much to give to charity. The priest says "We'll draw a circle on the ground, throw the money in the air, and whatever lands inside the circle, we'll give to charity." The minister says "No, we'll draw a circle on the ground, throw the money in the air, and whatever lands outside of the circle, that's what we'll give to charity." The rabbi says "No no no. We'll throw the money way up in the air, and whatever God wants, he keeps!"
Number 5: Hmmmm. Oh, I get it! Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Nyuk, nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk!
Stephanie Speck: What's going on? Is he laughing?
Newton Crosby: Yeah! Yeah! And the joke wasn't even that funny, and I think I screwed up the punchline. Ha ha ha ha!
Number 5: "Whatever God wants, he keeps!"