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>She snaps her head up, glasses nearly flying off.

"Are you serious, Anon 68452?"

>Snorts, her hoof slams the desk
"You think I’ve got time to trot over to the School of Friendship? I’m buried in paperwork up to my ears!"
>Leans closer, voice dripping with sarcasm.

"But since you’re so curious, I like daisy sandwiches with extra petals, and no dandelions."
>Jabs a hoof at you, smirking

"Fail that test, and you’ll be the Royal Guards headache, not mine. Next!"