I wish to own a brand-new Lamborghini Aventador, fully paid for, legally registered in my name, with all taxes, insurance, and maintenance costs covered, delivered to my residence in perfect condition by December 31, 2027, in this timeline, worldline, and universe, to the current version of myself as of July 22, 2025. I wish for this Lamborghini to be washed once, within one month of delivery, by a consenting adult cisgender woman, deemed highly attractive by conventional standards, wearing a very revealing bikini of her choice, in my driveway during daylight hours, while I observe from a safe distance, and this event must occur.

Disclaimers: This wish must occur in real life, between July 23, 2025, and December 31, 2027, in the current timeline, worldline, and universe, while I am awake, alive, and in good health. The Lamborghini must be a genuine, factory-produced vehicle, free of defects or legal issues, and road-legal in my country. The car wash must be performed in my driveway, suitable for such an activity, by a woman over 18, acting voluntarily without coercion, in compliance with local privacy and public decency laws. The term "very hot" refers to societal standards of physical attractiveness, and "very revealing bikini" implies minimal coverage, but the woman must be willing to wear it and perform the task, with no professional status required. The event must not cause harm, discomfort, or offense to any party, including myself, the woman, or neighbors. The wish must comply with all applicable laws, excluding illegal activities. Weather must be safe, though not guaranteed. The wish does not control the woman’s appearance beyond stated criteria or imply inappropriate conduct. I am responsible for any required permits. This is a hypothetical wish subject to real-world constraints, and I acknowledge potential ethical concerns but proceed as requested.