>never had a gf with boobs big enough to play with

>>81630719
>Phone screenshot
>Link to reddit
Kys immediately.

I will never NOT be pissed off by Eris's inclusion. The devs being THAT butthurt that people could do a fresh file clear of Hades 1 that they made the only viable option to not be hit once totally sapped my enjoyment of the game. It was like a forced "easy" mode from the original.