LET ME TELL YOU BOUT A BOY I KNOW
HAD A DRINK ABOUT AN HOUR AGO
SITTING IN THE CORNER BY HIMSELF IN A BAR IN OUTPOST BASE
HE HEARD A NOISE AND HE LOOKED THROUGH THE DOOR
AND SAW A GAL HE'D NEVER SEEN BEFORE
LIGHT SKIN, LIGHT RED EYES
A DOUBLE-SQUINT AND A PLASTIC SMILE
WELL HIS HEART RACED AS SHE WALKED IN THE DOOR
AND TOOK AN EMPTY SEAT NEXT TO HIM AT THE BAR
"MY BRAND NEW PLANE IS PARKED RIGHT OUTSIDE
HOW'D YA LIKE TO GO FOR A RIDE?"
AND HE SAID "WAIT A MINUTE I HAVE TO THINK"
SHE SAID "THAT'S FINE MAY I PLEASE BUY YOU A DRINK"
ONE DRINK TURNED INTO THREE OR FOUR
AND THEY LEFT AND GOT INTO HER PLANE
AND THEY FLEW AWAY SOME PLACE REAL FAAAAAAR
"NOW BABE THE TIME HAS COME HOW'D YOU LIKE TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN?"
AND HE SAID "IF WE COULD ONLY PLEASE BE ON OUR WAY I WOULD NOT RUN"

THAT'S
WHEN
THINGS
GOT
OUT
OF
CONTROL

HE DIDN'T WANT TO SHE HAD HER WAY
SHE SAID "LET'S GO" HE SAID "NO WAY!"
"COME ON BABE IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY
SHUT YOUR MOUTH WE'RE GONNA DO IT MY WAY
COME ON BABY DON'T BE AFRAID
IF IT WASN'T FOR DATE RAPE
I'D NEVER GET LAID"

>>714385052
>why did it get hit with the NSFW tag?
Probably because Nikke posts keep appearing in r/popular and r/all and Reddit didn't like that and decided to finally put an end to this
Nikke subreddit is surprisingly decent if this kills it, then one less reason for me to visit that place

Sora wants to sell you the goods