>Choices don’t matter
Like, what do you want, dude? every NPC to hand you some Macguffin for saving their crops? Or for each one you save to give you a blowjob three times throughout the story?

Can’t you just help somebody because it’s the nice thing to do, or because it’s interesting to figure out?
Can’t you roleplay as someone kind, or just curious? You guys have no sense of immersion.