I have one of the original Apple Newton PDAs from like 1993 in storage somewhere. I need to find it and get it running so I can whip it out in a bar and impress the panties off of some cute Zoomettes. Sounds ridiculous but in the past I've gotten pussy from Gen Z girls just because I was wearing a very retro looking $35 LED watch, and a very '90s proto iPhone thing will work even better.