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6/28/2025, 1:10:35 PM
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>wake up
>do the haka
>brush teeth while sticking your tongue out and stomping your feet and flailing your arms about
>eat cereal but stop every ten seconds to do the haka
>cereal is now soggy, but you gotta haka
>get dressed while flailing your arms about and sticking your tongue out
>your arms and legs get caught in the fabric but you gotta haka mate
>step out into the world but move very slowly because you're stomping and flailing your arms
>get into your car but accidentally hit the accelerator because you're stomping and flailing your arms and sticking your tongue out
>finally manage to right the car and you drive down the road passing various other people doing the haka as well
>there's the little old lady doing the haka while getting the mail
>the little kids doing the haka because they're about to board a school bus
>the muslim man doing a haka before blowing up the bomb he planted on the school bus
>you finally manage to make it to work
>you crashed six times because you were doing the haka
>you get up to the door, stomping the whole way, only to realize that it's 6pm and the work day is over
>your boss tried to call you but he had a hard time getting the phone to his mouth because he was flailing his arms around doing the haka
>you turn around and head home
>you can't wait to get back home and do the haka so you can eat some dinner
such is life in new zealand
>wake up
>do the haka
>brush teeth while sticking your tongue out and stomping your feet and flailing your arms about
>eat cereal but stop every ten seconds to do the haka
>cereal is now soggy, but you gotta haka
>get dressed while flailing your arms about and sticking your tongue out
>your arms and legs get caught in the fabric but you gotta haka mate
>step out into the world but move very slowly because you're stomping and flailing your arms
>get into your car but accidentally hit the accelerator because you're stomping and flailing your arms and sticking your tongue out
>finally manage to right the car and you drive down the road passing various other people doing the haka as well
>there's the little old lady doing the haka while getting the mail
>the little kids doing the haka because they're about to board a school bus
>the muslim man doing a haka before blowing up the bomb he planted on the school bus
>you finally manage to make it to work
>you crashed six times because you were doing the haka
>you get up to the door, stomping the whole way, only to realize that it's 6pm and the work day is over
>your boss tried to call you but he had a hard time getting the phone to his mouth because he was flailing his arms around doing the haka
>you turn around and head home
>you can't wait to get back home and do the haka so you can eat some dinner
such is life in new zealand
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