Obese Chiefs Fan edition
>NEWS
Bald people suck.

>Saquon-sama.. Jalen-sama.... I kneel

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time
• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time
• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history
• Highest win rate of all time
• Has more division titles (7) than division loses (5).

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in the NFL + college.
• Only 28 year old to have 2 MVPs and 3 Superbowl MVPs

>>149450827 (OP)
>masonry symbolism
What did anon mean by this?

• Most wins of all time among all players
• More passing TDs than anyone else
• More passing yards than anyone else
• Most passing completions of all time
• Most Pro Bowl appearances by a single player

• Most division titles by a single player
• Most consecutive playoff appearances
• Most consecutive Conference Championship appearances
• Most consecutive playoff victories

• Most playoff wins of all time among all players
• Most playoff completions of all time
• Most playoff passing yards of all time
• Most playoff passing TDs of all time
• Most passing yards in a single playoff game
• Most playoff Game Winning Drives of all time
• Most playoff 4th quarter comebacks of all time

• Most Super Bowl appearances
• Has more Super Bowl victories than any single franchise
• Most Super Bowl MVPs of all time
• Most Super Bowl TDs of all time
• Most passing yards in a single Super Bowl

• Oldest player to lead the league in passing yards
• Oldest player to be named 1st team All-Pro
• Oldest player to win MVP
• Oldest player to win the AFCCG
• Oldest player to win the NFCCG
• Oldest player to win a Super Bowl
• Oldest player to win Super Bowl MVP

• At the age of 44, broke the record for most completions in a single season
• At the age of 45, broke the record for most completions in a single season

My Ninies :)

suck lol

>>149450851
Those are all lame longevity stats that anyone could get from refusing to retire. Only thing impressive on his resume is the rings but given the fact he's never won without a top 10 defense makes you wonder if it was mostly Belichick.

i have sex with men

>>149450831
Gayleb just likes having his bussy pounded thats all

My Steelers :)

>>149450874
We know Brady fan

>>149450870
What was Belichick's record without Brady again?

>>149450870
It wasn't mostly Belichek you retard. Belichek has achieved NOTHING without Brady.

Any certified ball knowers here to confirm or deny this?

• Most road playoff wins for a quarterback: 7 (Tom Brady tied record)

• First rookie quarterback to win two playoff games (tied with Mark Sanchez, Brock Purdy, and Jayden Daniels)

• Second-most combined regular and postseason wins in first three years as a quarterback: 36 (tied with Dan Marino)

• First quarterback to start and win a playoff game in each of his first five seasons (Russell Wilson tied record)

• Most touchdowns in a postseason: 11 (tied with Joe Montana, Kurt Warner, and Patrick Mahomes)

Most touchdowns without an interception in a postseason: 11 (tied with Joe Montana)

• First quarterback to have a passer rating over 100 in all four games of a single postseason

• Most consecutive road playoff games with at least two passing touchdowns: 5

• Fastest quarterback to record five touchdowns in a game: 16:03

• First quarterback to record at least 250 passing yards and two touchdown passes in each of his first five games with a team

HOL UP

>>149450900
Not terrible, but could use some work.
There are other issues, but the ones that stand out the most are that Nix, Caleb, and Poopscott are two tiers too high.

>>149450900
Anthony Richardson shouldn't even be on the list at all. His presence immediately invalidates the rest of the list.
Anthony Richardson is what Lamar's detractors think Lamar is. He's actually a runningback who can't pass for shit.

>>149450900
Gayleb is not better than a single QB om the tier below him except Russ

>>149450925
>Vikucks
lmao

>>149450892
>>149450895
I'm just saying statistically speaking a QB is less likely to win without an elite defense since they play half the game sitting on the bench and are reliant on the defense. Brady won the life lottery of teams to join, he had 2 decades of elite defense. This allowed him to win multiple playoff games with stinker performances where he had 2 or more interceptions and 0 pass TDs. He even won a superbowl where he had 0 pass TDs and multiple intercpetions but the defense carried him.
>Belichek has achieved NOTHING without Brady.
Belichick had mediocre talent outside of Brady.

>>149450925
Now let's see the numbers since the invention of the DVD

>>149450900
^ Hurts
V Stroud
V Nix
V Williams
V Lawrence
^ Darnold
^ Murray
the rest are bums i dont care about

• First quarterback in NFL history to win his first six regular-season starts while throwing at least two touchdown passes in each game

• First 49ers rookie quarterback to win a playoff game

• Highest passer rating by a rookie quarterback in the postseason: 109.8

• First rookie QB to throw 4+ touchdowns and rush for 1 in a single game (vs. Buccaneers, 2022)

• Tied for most consecutive games with 2+ TD passes to start a career: 6 (with Dan Marino)

• Most efficient season by a 49ers QB in history: 113.0 passer rating (2023), led NFL

• Youngest quarterback to start an NFC Championship Game (23 years old)

• First quarterback drafted in the 7th round (or later) to start and win multiple playoff games

• Most passing yards in a single season by a 49ers quarterback: 4,280 (2023)

• First quarterback since Kurt Warner (1999) to lead the league in passer rating and reach the Super Bowl in the same season.

>>149450963
Now say that without crying.

how did mahomes start winning with bums like travis kelce and tyreek hill? it absolutely boggles the mind, he had absolutely no help

>>149450943
>He even won a superbowl where he had 0 pass TDs and multiple intercpetions but the defense carried him.
Things that didn't happen

>>149450892
He lucked into a good roster initially and then Brady got GOAT'd and covered his ass.

>>149450925
>pre-salary cap era rings
Might as well tell me how many NFC Championships the Lions used to win

>>149450987
By the time he got Kelce, Kelce was an old man. Alex Smith by contrast had a young prime Kelce and Tyreek, yet won nothing. Chiefs had 1 playoff win in 14 years before Mahomes.

In a similar timespan the Patriots went to 2 superbowls before Brady got there.

I'm going to the bakery. You guys want anything?

>>149451013
What kind of bakery?

>>149451013
A melty

>>149450987
Chris Jones, Trent McDuffie, Creed Humphrie, Trey Smith, Harrison Butker are also on that list of bums

• Youngest player in NFL history to throw for 5,000 yards in a season (age 25, 2019)

• 8th player ever to pass for 5,000+ yards in a single season

• First QB in NFL history to throw 30+ TDs and 30+ INTs in a single season (2019) — most unique stat line ever

• Most passing touchdowns in a season in Buccaneers history: 33 (2019)

• Fastest player in NFL history to reach 10,000 passing yards (40 games)

• First rookie in NFL history to throw for 4,000+ yards in a season

• Most passing touchdowns by a rookie in Buccaneers history: 22 (2015)

• Second-youngest QB in NFL history to throw 5 touchdown passes in a game

• Only player in NFL history to throw a touchdown on his first NFL pass — to the other team (pick-six)

• Pro Bowl selection (2015) as a rookie

>>149451013
Ciabatta

>>149450900
swap herbert and purdy
anthony richardson has no place in this list, just like how he has no place in the nfl. he is beyond cooked.

>>149451013
>leaving his house
lol

>>149451002
confirmed 13 year old

>>149450990
Brady has won playoff games with 0 pass TDs and 2 INTs. In this superbowl he won with 0 pass TDs and 1 INT. Mahomes by contrast has never been carried by the defense. If Mahomes has a negative of pass TDs the team loses.

Mahomes was carried by his defense and special teams in Super Bowl LVIII. How the fuck do you let your kicker score more points than you in a Super Bowl? lmfao brady would never

>>149451069
If a quarterback completes a pass for 40 yards, the receiver gets tackled at the 1, and the RB pushes it in, does he deserve less credit than if he threw a 5 yard passing touchdown?
People who don't actually watch football and only go off of box scores would believe so.

>>149450900
Lamar needs to be moved down to tier 1.

>>149450991
>>149450892
>>149450895
>He lucked into a good roster initially and then Brady got GOAT'd and covered his ass.
Belichick joined the Patriots in 96 and they immediately went to the Superbowl. If not for Bledso's 7 INT meltdown they would have won.

Then Belichick joined the Jets and took them to their first conference championship in decades.

Then he went back to the Patriots and won them a ring. Brady only had 1 pass TD in TOTAL through the entire playoff run. He didn't contribute.

>He still thinks Mahomes isn't a ref baby despite the overwhelming evidence throughout all his Super Bowl wins.

This last year's Super Bowl was obvious.

LOL

>What Tom Brady just did gives me goosebumps.

>>149451147
>Belichick joined the Patriots in 96 and they immediately went to the Superbowl. If not for Bledso's 7 INT meltdown they would have won.
Bill... is that you?

>He's still seething about Mahomes
Get over it like the rest of us

>>149451090
Mahomes is #1 in every statistical category in the playoffs and there's a huge gap between him and the next best. He's trending to have more pass TDs than Rodgers, Brady, and Peyton combined at this age.

>>149451222
how about when his O line gets called for holding?

>>149451222
None of that refutes what I said.

>>149451222
Football isn't this predictable, Sukhdeep. "Projected" and "on pace" don't mean jack shit, a career can end suddenly in the blink of an eye any given Sunday.

>>149451176
>(You): The league is rigged!
But there's 31 other team owners and they are the boss of Rodger Goodell. Why would they want to rig it for the Chiefs?
>(You): the owners only care about ratings and revenue!
But the Chiefs are a relatively small market. Have you ever been to KC? It's tiny.
>(You): the owners also care about growth and Taylor Swift brings in a new female demographic!
But the Chiefs were dominating the league long before Taylor joined.....
>(You): I guess you're right and I need to touch grass.
It's okay buddy.

What a weird post

>>149451090
>>149451241
>None of that refutes what I said.
What point of Mahomes has the best stats of all time in the playoffs do you not understand. If he's being carried then who isn't being carried? Do me a favor and look at his passer rating compared to Brady's in the postseason.
>B-but the superbowl
That's just one of many games in the playoffs. If that's the only thing you can cherrypick you have no argument.

>>149451277
>Why would they want to rig it for the Chiefs?
Not all of them do, just enough. Remember, they all get the same tv money which dwarfs swag sales. The 'Mahomes' benefit to the Chiefs is miniscule to what Amazon, CBS and Fox pay them.

>>149451339
What point of Mahomes was carried by his defense and special teams in Super Bowl LVIII do you not understand

Remember when 2 months ago jannysknee told everyone to sell all the stock they had and the frozen tariffs were a dead cat bounce?
The markets hit an all time high today

>>149451245
True. Hopefully we see a couple of career ending hits on Pat Mahomes and Aaron Rodgers week 1 lol

>>149451245
>Football isn't this predictable, Sukhdeep. "Projected" and "on pace" don't mean jack shit, a career can end suddenly in the blink of an eye any given Sunday.
Mahomes is only 30 and already has the 2nd most pass TDs of all time in the playoffs.

We're well past the "on pace" speculation. The only question now is just how badly he's going to lap the field.

>>149451396
Who has the most passing TDs of all times in the playoffs? I forgot his name.

>>149451396
>Mahomes is only 30 and already has the 2nd most pass TDs of all time in the playoffs.
only 46 to go!

>>149451222
We've seen the best of Mahomes. The reason what made him effective was his ability to take off and run up the middle when all his receivers were covered and or double teamed. He then goes the extra mile by sliding late or flopping at the sidelines to draw flags like a literal soccer player. That's his startegy.
Eventually age will catch up and his running won't be as effective and starting this season, roughing the passer flags can be picked up after review. That's the nail in the coffin for him.

Those QBs you mentioned are far better processors than Mahomes. That's what allowed them to have great and long careers. Mahomes production is already falling off a cliff and he'll be completely washed when he's forced to fully rely on processing and making reads

Mahomes plays dishonest football. His style of play insists upon itself

>>149451394
Spoiler alert. If Mahomes stopped playing tomorrow he ends his career with the 2nd most pass TDs in the playoffs.
>>149451424
Those are all lame longevity stats. On a per game basis Mahomes blows Brady out the water. He's 2 to 3 seasons ahead of Brady in TDs meaning he could take a break for 3 years and be ahead of him.

>>149451458
By nearly every conceivable metric, Caleb Williams is on pace to surpass Mahomes.

>>149451458
How is that a spoiler alert? You already said that multiple times

>>149451430
>Mahomes production is already falling off a cliff and he'll be completely washed when he's forced to fully rely on processing and making reads
I love the myth of Mahomes getting worse. Compare how Brady was doing at this age
Mahomes age 30 Lost Superbowl
Mahomes age 29 Won Superbowl
Mahomes age 28 Won Superbowl

Brady age 30 Lost Superbowl
Brady age 29 Lost in playoffs
Brady age 28 Early loss in playoffs

>>149450925
Imagine being a Minnesomalian

>>149451277
You are literally retarded and absolutely so mindbroken that you think I'm some Lions fan on multiple devices.
(Reddit spacing)
I never said any of that. All I've said is that Mahomes has relied so much on his holding o line and baiting for flags for all his success. That's all.

We've had this conversation countless times and it always goes down like this

Mahomes is a ref baby
>Nooo he's not!
I show clear evidence
>Um. Okay those were bad calls but Brady!
Like I give a fuck about Brady. I'm not denying that he also got special treatment from the refs but what Mahomes was so blatant. That's all I'm saying. I never said this is some big conspiracy. I've been saying this for a long time and you called me crazy AND finally when it become so obvious this year everyone was talking about it, you called them all "normies" lol ok.

Glad I was proven right all along this last Super Bowl.

>>149451428
He won't have to play until age 46. He's trending to pass Brady's stats in his mid 30s then he can retire.

Anyone seen Britt Reid? Do you think he ever apologized to the family of the little girl he put in a coma?

>>149451545
Damn the way you've been talking I assumed he already passed Brady. Well I'll just ignore you until 2033 then.

That's right
Ya seethe

Brady was able to last so long cause he was a statue back there
Mahomes is a scrambler rushing kinda guy
If he loses a step he's fucked

>>149451483
On all levels except actual

Lads...there's football in a month.

>>149450905
>First rookie quarterback to win two playoff games (tied with Mark Sanchez, Brock Purdy, and Jayden Daniels)
A gaggle of defensebabbies and the GOAT

>>149451542
>>149451364
You never gave an explanation of why the league would want to rig it for the Chiefs. The Chiefs are a small market.

>I never said any of that. All I've said is that Mahomes has relied so much on his holding o line and baiting for flags for all his success. That's all.
This is how all teams play in the modern NFL. When in rome you do what the romans do.
>I've been saying this for a long time and you called me crazy AND finally when it become so obvious this year everyone was talking about it, you called them all "normies" lol ok.
The recent hate we saw towards the Chiefs was politically motivated due to Travis vax commercial and Taylor Swift talking bad about Trump. I thought you would be smarter than to take twitter shitposting seriously. The data doesn't back up their claims, if anything the data shows the refs bully the Chiefs.

Mahomes is just Troy Aikman for zoomers except he's also a gay pedophile and I say this objectively

>it's not refball I swear, it's because Taylor Swift and the Vax commercial

LOL

>>149451572
I never said he's better than Brady. The stats and accolades just show he's objectively superior to Brady at this age. But not just Brady, every QB. Name one with more TDs, playoff wins, superbowl MVPs, yards at this age....oh wait you can't.


>>149451542
>>149451364
>>149451176
>refs
See picrel.

CPOTY: Justin Fields

Fields is entering year 5 where things often click for QBs. His WRs are upgraded with the tandem of Garrett Wilson and Davante Adams being better than most can ask for. The WR they drafted, Malachi Corley, is a legit deep threat that they can rotate out with a true X in Mike Williams depending on the situation. Most importantly they landed the best Tackle in the draft who will solidify the right side of the line, but possibly play all around it wherever necessary.
The Jets are going to score points, that much is known, they put up points with an actual garbage Offense last year but just couldn't overcome the defense. Thankfully, they've made several key additions. They have objectively the best and deepest LB room in the league, which doesn't mean as much as it used to but in Glenn's system LBs are largely impactful. They triple tapped at DT in the draft which is the engine of this scheme and will be able to create a constant wave of consistent play each game with the depth that was already there. It's not much but it's enough to take pressure off the honestly great secondary which was the only bright spot on defense last year.
Most importantly it's enough to make sure the Jets will actually be able to close out games this year. With Rodgers gone the division is basically ours, and with the AFC being so garbage the Conference should belong to us as well. Sorry Dolphins fans but Tua has zero DAWG in him unlike Fields.
TFWDJWDSB

>>149451668
I want Troy Aikman to be banned from commentating on Chiefs games. He's still upset over this tweet and calls Mahomes a refbaby during games. He's mad Mahomes has overshadowed his resume at a young age.

>>149451778
I don't. I think it's funny watching him announce Mahomes go back to the CCG every year

>>149451754

>>149451728
>Muh age 30
It's obvious that you are so obsessed with Tom Brady. It's funny how you went from "he's the GOAT" right before the Super Bowl to "best before age 30" after he was completely embarrassed.

You just admitted he's a ref baby who baits for flags. Oh and everytime I bring up the holding o line you mention that the right tackle has the most holding calls or something. Yes that's because they hold every down and they know the refs won't call it 100% of the time so they'll take the risk. Richard Sherman said he did the same thing when he played in Seattle, little tick tack holds here and there because he knew he wasn't going to get flagged every time. But the shit that the Chiefs got away with was absolutely laughable. All these hold calls and ZERO in their 3 Super Bowl wins? Hmmmm

Oh and Chiefs O line will literally wear gloves that resembles the opponent teams uniform so the holding calls are harder to spot.

I look forward to reading your deranged coping as Mahomes becomes washed before our eyes

>cooper dejean
>cooper kupp
>cooper flagg
>cooper rush
explain this

>>149450905
i have always loved the part about him using guyliners.. so based.

>>149451980
what's the problem gunnar gunnarsson

>>149451949
Your webm shows that both players are aggressively holding on to each other.

>>149451754
davantes on the rasm lol

>>149451642
>Nick Wright
Lol even that guy was mindbroken by the truth

>>149451949
>It's funny how you went from "he's the GOAT" right before the Super Bowl to "best before age 30" after he was completely embarrassed.
No, the argument was if he managed to do a 3peat that would have started the GOAT debates early. Because he didn't 3peat he's going to have to put in the time.

>>149451642
It benefits the popularity of a sport to be able to sell to the fans that the greater player of all-time is currently playing. NFL realized this part way through Brady and started shilling him like crazy. After Mahomes 50 td season the league targets him as the newest GOAT and starts shilling him to replace Brady. The NFL has profit sharing so when the NFL makes more money, it benefits every owner.

>>149452099
>greater player of all-time is currently playing
It's wise of them to do this. Look at how shitty the NBA is. They had one of the lowest rated finals in decades since nobody knows the name of the kids currently playing. Leagues need dynasties and super stars.

>>149452080
>the NFL has expanded replay assistance to potentially allow officials to pick up previously thrown flags for roughing the passer, as well as other penalties, when there's clear video evidence of an incorrect call

It's over for Mahomes :)

>>149452137
When KC makes it back to the Owl, what will your cope be then?

>>149451728
>See picrel.
Bulk penalty stats do not tell the story, not all penalties are equal depending on situation and what happens next. You could false start three times in a row, get pushed back, and then have a roughing the passer or pass interference penalty that gives you an automatic first down and its a net gain but the net penalties and penalty yardage will look like you were hurt by the refs. Additionally, with a penalty like holding, you can get called on it a lot while still doing it far more often than it is getting called and benefit from the refs while still seeming to be on the high end of being flagged for it. Look at the legion of boom seahawks who basically taught their DBs to play physical on purpose knowing that the refs aren't going to call it every play. You can only judge penalties on a case-by-case basis for whether each flag should have been called or not, and if you watch the games you see that the Chiefs often benefit from phantom calls and blind refs.

>>149451980
>Cooper is a masculine given name of English origin. Its meaning is “barrel maker”
What exactly do you need explained?

>>149452175
>not all penalties are equal depending on situation and what happens next.
Hence the reason I posted the middle image which showed a lot of the penalties happened in the crucial 4th quarter. Your entire argument is defeated.

>>149452043
The defender is allowed to.

>>149451218
cool leopard

>>149452128
Yeah NBA with Jordan is the perfect non-NFL example. Soccer does well with hyping Messi and Ronaldo as well.

>>149452189
The quarter it takes place in means very little. If anything, refs intentionally helping a team would tend to do it earlier in the game rather than waiting until the last moment when it is the most obvious. Stats can be used to make any argument, the only way to know the truth is to watch the games and see the individual plays that clearly are wrong. The Chiefs benefit from those types of calls more than anyone else, and then get called for other BS to hide it.

>>149452198
>>149451949
The defender grabs the dude's chest and refuses to let go and is flailing around to try to bait a holding call. The veteran refs knew what he was doing and let the play run. That's also how they were reffing the game at the moment where they were letting everyone be more physical. In fact, the reason the Juju Smith penalty bothered people is because of how physical the refs were letting both teams play up until that point.

Jackson Mahomes is the 2nd gayest brother lol

>>149452242
You are completely wrong. What the defender is doing is not a penalty, what the offensive lineman is doing is a penalty and should be called.

>>149452170
If they make it back with no ref holding o line bullshit? I'll tip my cap. I don't have a hatred for the Chiefs or Mahomes.

>>149452265
>What the defender is doing is not a penalty, what the offensive lineman is doing is a penalty and should be called.
I didn't say the defender was committing a penalty I was said he was trying to bait a holding call by grabbing the guy's chest and then flailing his arms around as if he was being held. The refs saw right through it. He could have broken free at any moment and tried to get towards Mahomes but he knew he didn't have the speed to close that gap so the best option was to bait a holding flag.

>>149452242
>>149452265
Linemen should never be called for holding

>>149451642
>The Chiefs are a small market.
That doesn't matter for a national sport.

>>149452306
This is just cope. The defender tries to totally disengage and run towards Mahomes and you can see he gets yanked backwards. If an offensive lineman has a fistful of jersey its a hold.

>>149452337
Tell that to the NBA which just had its worst ratings in decades due to two small market teams playing.

>>149452344
The only cope is you not accepting the fact that Jalen committed an unforced error and cost his team a championship. He had a vastly superior roster. All he has to do is not fumble and they win.

>>149452307
based

>>149452368
Oh like Mahomes multiple turnovers this year?

>>149452395
Most has a top 3 TD to INT ratio of all time in the regular season. I think in the playoffs he's #1 or #2. Turnovers is not something I associate with Mahomes.

>>149452415
>Most has
>*Mahomes has
Not sure why autocorrect did that.

>>149452415
Lmao, now you've abandoned the current topic twice for random bullshit. I accept your concession that Mahomes gets helped by the refs.

>>149452337
NTA but more money is always more money. A dynasty from NY or CA would make more money than a team from KC. Even if the ratings are the exact same, there's still more people buying merch and whatnot

>>149452395
>>149452455
Don't compare Mahomes and Jalen. Jalen has started for 5 seasons and has 10 TDs and 3 INTs in the playoffs which is impressive.
........Mahomes had 10 TDs an 2 INTs in his first Superbowl run. There's levels to this dude. I don't even hate the iggles, I consider them the younger brother that got bullied one too many times.

>>149452349
False equivalecy,
>>149452474
We hear that, yet we've see the Patriots and Chiefs own that narrative and the NFL keeps getting more popular. You can't say that the JEST or Chargers would be more exciting.

>>149452580
>Chargers
Awful analogy. They don't even have a real following in their big city market. Their stadium is full of fair weathers.

>Quarterbacks of Sub-Saharan ancestry

>>149452580
>You can't say that the JEST or Chargers would be more exciting.
Giants or Rams would

The AFC really doesn't have that many big markets now that I think about it.

>>149450900
where the fuck is Tanner?

>>149452577
No one was talking about Jalen in this conversation except you. The webm is from a game against the Jets.

>>149452700
There's a reason the NFL absorbed the AFL

>>149452783
Oh, I thought that was the infamous run against the Eagles in the 2022 Superbowl. This makes it even dumber that we were having this conversation. Who cares about the Jets lol. Is that dude really complaining about a hold against the JETS.

>>149452827
So the Mahomesfag outs himself as defending a play without even watching it or knowing which one it is. That was already obvious based on your arguments, but damn.

>>149452846
Thousands of fans post videos of uncalled "holding calls" on twitter. It's all so tiresome. If Chiefs win it's because of holding. If they lose it's because the refs didn't ignore the holding. I'd expect better from /nfl/.

I'll never understand the Justin Herbert meme. He's on his 6th season and has 0 playoff wins yet so many have him in their top 7.

>>149453002
he just needs more help

>>149453002
He's the new Derek Carr, in all the ways you expect.

>>149452929
The Mahomes Schizo cope is so funny

>Post picture of a hold that isn't called
>Um, akshually that doesn't explain everything. It's only a screenshot that doesn't explain everything. You can't say it's holding because of a single snapshot

>Show video of the horrible holding call that benefited the Chiefs against the Eagles in their first Super Bowl match up
>Um akshually look right here in this mili second screenshot of the player just bearly grabbing the jersey for a millisecond even though it didn't affect his route!

Lol his coping always delivers

>>149451004
Dak seems like he’d be a solid husband. Obviously don’t know know much about him personally, but unless he’s living a secret Tiger Woods whoring life, he seems like he wouldn’t fuck around behind his girl’s back.

Rasm finna boutta win da owl

>>149453106
Carr is clutch unlike Herbert.
>Derek Carr is known for his ability to lead fourth-quarter comebacks and game-winning drives in the NFL. He holds the NFL record for most fourth-quarter comebacks in the first six seasons of his career. Since 2015, he has the most game-winning drives and fourth-quarter comebacks in the league

>>149453162
WTF a non homosexual post made on /nfl/ in the offseason.

Rams finna boutta lose da wildcard

Nah Rasm boutta finna win da owl

>>149452615
Oh so you have qualifications to your argument.
>>149452667
The Giants won 2 and the Rasm just won. No one gives a shit/gave a shit about either team. No kids were flocking to buy Eli Manning jerseys.

Pretty sure Rams finna boutta lose da wildcard

>>149453213
I want to watch her eat

>>149453279
AI slop?

Nah Rasm finna boutta win da owl!

No but seriously Rams finna boutta lose da wildcard

Lions are the ones losing in the Wild Card

Between Puka learning from both Kupp and now Adams and Verse going to King Kais to train with Aaron Donald - Rasm fonna gonna win da owl!

>>149453279
>>149453297
Be careful webm bro bradysknee is a known snitch.

Rams? talmbout dat team dats finna boutta lose da wildcard?

But for real Rams about to win the owl

I'm the only male on here who isn't attracted to tits. I'm a pussy and ass man. I'm an iggles fan btw.

Nah Rasm finna boutta win da owl

finna boutta lose

Rams ain't making the playoffs fr

>finally free of bussy posting
>replaced with thot posting
Blessed.

>>149453422
Latinas are built different

Nah Rasm finna boutta win da owl with Puka Stafford and Adams

>>149453461
built of fat asses, insanity, and menopause time bombs

>>149453507
That's just women

Haha no but seriously, the Los Angeles Rams are inevitably going to lose in the NFC Wild Card Round

Where has Kyle’s soul gone? He has become a shell of himself.

Hahah No but seriously, the Los Angeles Rams are inevitably going to WIN DA SUPERB OWL

lose da wildcard

Win da owl with a Stafford to Adams TD

Lose da wildcard with a Williams foomble

>>149453507
You don't know ball

>>149450831
>2nd most sacks for a rookie in nfl history, with the highest rate of sacks caused by the QB in the nfl
And he still had a better TD/Int ratio than Stroud. Let's also not forget that the Bears have had sack issues before Caleb and even before Bustin and Mitchie.

>>149450827 (OP)
queefs kangdom!

Jarquez Hunter will rush for over 200 yards

Puka will catch 2 TDs and have 250 yards

>>149453507
>>149453511
Latinas have an increased sex drive. When I was a kid a Latina neighbor would take me under the stairs and kiss and dryhump me. I caught her fully naked with my older brother. I got cucked at an early age

Jared Verse will have 3 Sacks and Braden Fiske will have 2 sacks and 5 TFL

>/s/p
Based as fuck

>>149450741
>loins drafted a bust flag machine
>iggles got two (2) elite CBs
What's funny is I predicted this
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/142683479/#q142692890
and got nothing but meme replies. Soions are delusional.

Stafford will have 400 yards 4 TDs on great effiency and lead the Rasm to anoddah owl!

wood

The Los Angeles Rams finna boutta win da owl

I came here expecting bussy in the offseason but got thots.

Get this shit outa here. It's pride month!

>>149453800
Wtf is this thing

>>149453507
>menopause time bombs
My MIL is in her 50s and still very fuckable.

>>149453813
Wo-man

>>149453844
In the past 15 years, the 9ers have the most playoff wins without a ring

>so we're not going to talk about how Mahomes had the worst receiving core in the last 3 seasons and a spotty oline yet went to 3 superbowls with WRs who led the league in dropping in 2023 and were all injured in 2024

>core

>>149450925
>>149453844
It's so nice seeing the iggles with 2 trophies. Going from 0 to 2 in <10 years is exhilarating.

>>149453967
Who needs recivers when you got the refs to bail you out

>mfw someone on /sp/ is talking about anything other than Mahomes

>>149454069
Now get 4 in the span of a decade like my Chiefs are about to.

>>149454150
Dats what >we finna boutta do

>>149450900
Gayleb is one too high. He’s maybe better than Drake Maye and washed Russ.

The rookies shouldn’t even be on there. Tua shouldn’t be either since he won’t play more than 3 games before going potato. Richardson should be on a RB list. He can’t throw.

Why hasn't Howie Roseman been blacklisted from the league. The GMs should get together and say, "he fleeced you guys too?"

and that should be the end of any business deals with the Eagles. It would be like if there was a dude in our tribe who fucked all our wives. Eventually we would join together and banish him. Though knowing some of you Patriots fans you might enjoy that.

no nut summer ends when the season starts brothers

>>149454380
but your mom keeps draining me dry

>>149454380
>no nut summer
>no nut november
when do you nut

I'm gooning to Mac Jones highlights

>>149453679
>>149453461
Ay, we prefer the term "Latinx", gringo. No Kings, o algo.

>>149450905
> road playoff wins
Just means he wasn’t good enough to get home field advantage

>>149451026
You have to love Jameis from the pure entertainment standpoint. You’re never sure what you’re going to see, but it’ll keep your attention.

>>149454417
That won't take long

no threepeat?

>>149454989
My Chiefs will have a down year due to the superbowl curse, but will go back on another superbowl run the following seasons. A 3peat is still on the table as long as Reid, Mahomes, and Veach are on the same team.

>>149454069
I've seen my baseball and football team with championships (now two for football), I can't really ask for more.

>>149455098
>Reid
Mahomesbabby

>>149455098
>Mahomes
Reidbabby

Hurts is a Sirrianibaby

•Youngest quarterback to throw for at least five touchdowns in a single game (21 years, 288 days) (November 22, 2009, against the Cleveland Browns)

•Most passing touchdowns in a single game by a rookie quarterback: 5 (tied with Ray Buivid, Jameis Winston, Deshaun Watson, Daniel Jones, and C. J. Stroud)

•First player in NFL history to complete 60% or more of all passes in each game in a season (2015)

•Most games with at least one touchdown pass in a season: 17 (2021) (tied with Justin Herbert, Patrick Mahomes, and Lamar Jackson)

•Most consecutive 350+ yards passing games: 4 (2011–2012, tied with Drew Brees)

•fourth quarterback in NFL history to throw for more than 5,000 yards in a single season(2011)

•Fastest player to reach 35,000 career passing yards (126 games played)

•Fastest player to reach 40,000 career passing yards (147 games played)

•Fastest player to reach 45,000 career passing yards (165 games played)

•Fastest player to reach 50,000 career passing yards (183 games played, tied with Drew Brees)

•Fastest player to reach 3,000 completions (125 games played)

•Most passing yards per game in playoffs, career (307.9)

•Most fourth-quarter comebacks in a season: 8 (2016)

•Most game-winning drives in a single season: 8 (2016)

•Highest EPA per Dropback among all QBs with 300+ DBs in the playoffs since 2000 (+0.24)

•highest Passer Rating vs. the blitz among all QBs with 5+ playoff games this century (139.2)

•needs 1,552 yards to pass Dan Marino in all time passing yards(would place him 9th in NFL history)

•only active player to be honored as a member of a Franchise's All Time team (Detroit Lions)

•No QB has a higher Win% in the months of December, January or February since Matthew Stafford joined the Rams (.864%)

>>149455294
I want him to get another ring and cement himself as a HoF QB

>>149455294
Kiwis want you to believe he didn't carry the Lions

>>149455294
How many playoff appearances

>>149455506
more than you

>>149455506
Enough to win an owl

>>149455506
Anon, he played on the Detroit Lions

>>149453830
latinas are like asians, no progressive aging
once they hit the ass end of their 20s their body begins to flip a coin every time they go to bed to determine if they wake up looking like an 18 year old or like abuela

>>149455286
I have lived to see Sirianni discourse go from "BUT WHAT DOES HE EVEN DO" to now being the reason his QB is good
feels good to have been on the wop train from day 1

>>149455701
>Go Birds
This has to be one of the shittiest lines in football. It sucks

>>149455585
You've never been to Miami, or you're just racist.

>>149455585
the hottest 58 year old on the planet is latina

>>149455939
Gyatt!

>>149455802
as a matter of fact I have
unfortunately it was during spring break so the city was disgustingly black
the cubanos and churrasco were good though
met a 24yo latina that looked like jailbait and a 29yo latina that looked 60
unfortunately it was the latter I was able to get back to my hotel room

>>149455939
like I said, coinflip
she has been winning hers

>>149455752
as opposed to?
it's simple, to the point, and not even the official main slogan thing

>>149456049
Nice to see the racism confirmation.

>>149453967
>so we're not going to talk about how Mahomes had the worst receiving core in the last 3 seasons
The same WR room that yall were saying would unstoppable back in the offseason?
Also, you had D-Hop, there were teams in the playoffs with worse WR groups (Bills, Ravens, Chargers, Broncos, Steelers, Commies, Packers, you could even argue that past Brown & Smith the Eagles room had less depth and utility slot guys).
>and a spotty oline
That still had 2 All-Pro linemen and 1 Pro Bowl lineman. I'm not interested in hearing about how bad the Queefs OL was.

>>149456049
>the city was disgustingly black
>>149456192
>Nice to see the racism confirmation.

Here we see the soiboi seething at chud's big dick energy

>>149456228
Doubt.

>>149455701
Sirriani was always the reason their offense was good. The Iggles had zero offense at the end of the Pederson era.

>>149455752
you suck
>>149456261
Sirianni created the offense around Hurts, and Hurts has done well in it.
It's an all of team success story

>>149456315
Hurts floundered in Doug's WCO. Sirianni dumbed it down into a college-style spread and it started working.

>>149456357
Hurts had like 3 games in it ffs, and most of the team was injured/out anyway

>>149456378
he looked lost, way better in Sirianni's system. Dude is way smarter than people give him credit for, including the decision to move Becton to guard

>>149456409
I'm not attack Hurts or Sirianni, or Doug really. 2020 was a complete shitshow lol everybody looked lost

Well Wionsbros, it was fun while it lasted. We had a lot of cool moments over the past few seasons, but now the realization that the drop-off is coming is beginning to set in.
At least we still get to laugh at Chicongo and the Viqueers.

>>149456432
I will never forgive the media for burying Carson Wentz. I remember dude putting his body on the line every game even when they were down to their 4th & 5th string WRs.

>>149456481
I was on his side until he did the whole demanding a trade thing. Then I was off the Wentz wagon.

my reffies :(

suck lol

>>149456409
>Dude is way smarter than people give him credit for
Have you SEEN the color of his skin?!

>>149456496
The whole thing was fishy. Doug threw his players under the bus this season in Jax, wonder if he wasn't doing it in Philly too.

>>149456496
I knew the first game he came back from the ACL tear that he was a changed man for the worse
the hit from clowney was the mindbreaker
I rooted for him the entire time but I knew his career was all downhill from there

>>149456693
dougie p did nothing wrong in jacksonville, lawrence is a bum

>>149457114
He did plenty wrong, like letting Press Taylor call plays and allowing Ryan Nielsen to run a man-heavy coverage defense with one of the worst secondaries in the league.

• Only QB to throw a pick-six in the super bowl to a rookie playing his first super bowl also on his birthday

>>149450900
>jordyn manlover
>tier 2
kek

>>149457433
clearly says hes tier 3

>>149450900
Daniels is a tier above Goff

>>149450851
>>149450870

>>149451754
Lol. Lmao even

>>149450900
>Any certified ball knowers here to confirm or deny this?

Goff and Stafford are Tier #1.

>>149450905

images (24).jpg (45 KB, 554x554) is my favorite QB.

>>149450925

Lions are 4-5 in NFL Championship Games.

>>149450972

Screenshot_20241113_17111(...).jpg (244 KB, 1752x1753) is my 2nd most favorite QB.

>>149457802
"not sucking on the Lions" does not make someone elite

Rams continue to expand their fanbase and notoriety.

>be white cb
>get a pick six off the “GOAT”
Why does the mutt panic when he sees pale skin down the field?

>2023 Playoffs WildCard L vs Packers
>2022 Playoffs Divisonal L @ 49ers
>2021 Playoffs WildCard L vs 49ers
>2018 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Rams
>2016 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Packers
>2014 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Packers
>2009 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Vikings
>2007 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Giants
>2006 Playoffs WildCard L @ Seahawks
>2003 Playoffs WildCard L @ Panthers
>1999 Playoffs WildCard L @ Vikings
>1998 Playoffs WildCard L vs Cardinals
>1996 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Panthers

>>149458092

>>149451949

You'll notice a flag was thrown on that play... against the Jets... for holding.

>>149457970
What fanbase?

>>149458238
Do you want me to post fan photos?

>>149454989
Next year

>>149458303
Crisis actors? Zoom out

>>149458303
Yes

>>149454989
>no threepeat?

Packers already did it twice, in 1929-1931 and 1965-67.

>>149457701
Goof was only ever a bridge QB. Imo, the Lions would be better off moving off of him and getting some value while they still can.
Give Hooker a shot and if it doesn't work, Jake Fromm can give you everything Goof gives you now.

>>149458588

>>149458718
Lions could've won it all if they had a QB that was able to stay out of the way and be safe with the ball rather than turning it over 4 times

>>149458588
>>149458439

>>149459101

Lions could've won it all if Ben "Arch Traitor" Johnson had just run their Top 10 Pro-Bowl RB Jahmyr Gibbs, who was pulling down 7.5 yards per carry and smoking one of the worst run defenses in the league.

These were the Superbowl odds on May 5th, what are they today?

gambletards are not human

>>149456199
>The same WR room that yall were saying would unstoppable back in the offseason?
That's before the WR1, WR2, RB1, RB2, and all the TEs got injured except Kelce and then their replacements got injured. D-Hop was coming off a leg tear injury and didn't have enough time to learn the playbook. Chiefs offense was held together with duck tape. It's a miracle they made it so far.

>belt to ass

>>149459494

>>149459639
the only significant names on that list is Hutch and Anzalone

>>149455939
holy friggin sexo

>>149458648
so 100 years ago?

>>149459494
so despite all these injured players coming back I'm seeing pre-cope that the Chiefs are going to have a worse season anyway?

>>149459494
>That's before the WR1, WR2, RB1, RB2, and all the TEs got injured except Kelce and then their replacements got injured
Can you source me with an injury report? Thanks!

>>149459622
Let a naysayer know

>>149459494
>>149460026
nvm found it
Not good to exaggerate, you know.

>>149460072
>"greatest" team of all time
>completely healthy roster (outside of Skyy Moore)
>get BTFO 40-6

More like greatest frauds of all time lol

the definition of crippling autism is (are?) my browser tabs, which are as follows
>3 tabs dedicated to finding parts for a ar-15 racegun which will never have more than a magazine through it in a noncompetitive environment
>4 tabs with at least as many unspeakably vile roleplays in them
>8 tabs open to various pornographies to keep myself aroused during lulls or to help fuel the sexually deranged men pretending to be women in the previous tabs
>1 tab open to any given warlockracy video
>2 tabs open shitposting here
and yet when i apply to the government with screenshots documenting this in order to get tismbux, im rejected and given a cease and desist. like what the fucks a nigger gotta do? fuck
anyway go gayders

>>149460177
based pooh

>>149459639
Lions had similar bad luck with injuries but it was mostly on defense. The Chiefs making it to the Superbowl was a miracle, you normally end up like the 49ers when you get that many injuries.

>>149459749
>so despite all these injured players coming back I'm seeing pre-cope that the Chiefs
If any of the new left tackles hold up Mahomes is going to put up MVP stats. The original plan was to have Worthy and Hollywood act as deep threats which would open things up for Kelce and Rice. It would have been un-guardable if all of them didn't get injured. With that said, they won't make it far due to the Superbowl curse.

>>149460026
>WR1 Hollywood Brown missed the regular season
>WR2 Rashee Rice got a season ending injury season
>WR3 Juju Smith got injured like he always does
>RB1 Isiah Pachecho missed the regular season
>RB2 Clyde Edwards-Helaire sat out the entire season due to PTSD.
>K Harrison Butker got injured
>Most of their TEs got injured at one point of another

Their replacements like Kareem Hunt got off the couch. D-Hop was recovering from a minor tear in his leg and had no time to learn the playbook. Only Mahomes could carry this team to the owl.

>>149460072
>>149460143
I'd normally think this was sarcasm but you guys might actually be that dumb. Multiple players missed the majority of the regular season or was coming off a multi-week injury. Worthy, a 169 lbs rookie ended up being their #1 receiver due to everyone else being rusty. see>>149460197

>>149450900
Gayleb, Lawrence and Stroud are too high, and I'd like to see Carr given an honorary spot in tier three, but other than that it's alright.

what's next for harrison butker?

>>149457855
>best out of like five teams
Wow

Did this retarded chiefs jock sniffer just compare the Chiefs injuries to what the Lions had to deal with in 2024? Fucking lol cmere cunt

>>149450900
Mahomes has more Superbowls and MVPs than all those guys combined. And he has better career stats and more wins. Putting him in the same tier as them is an insult.

JFFM come get yo mans lmao he out here lookin goofy as a mothafucka rn

>>149460233
>regular season
Damn dude, didn't know the super bowl was played in week 8 or whatever
>>149460197
I dunno, seems like most of those players played to me.

>>149460273
Lamar just do Lamar things. The hair, grill and tattoos man I don't know why he do all that but as long as he plays well I ain't judging

>>149460268
The Lion's injuries were mostly on defense and they were unskilled positions meaning it's easier to replace them. Defensive players just react to stuff on the field, they don't need as much offseason training or coaching. Glad to educate you on ball.
Also, this isn't a competition. I never said the Lions didn't have really bad injury luck. It's miracle both teams did as well as they did.

>>149460298
God, he's such a pussy.

>The Lion's injuries were mostly on defense and they were unskilled positions meaning it's easier to replace them. Defensive players just react to stuff on the field, they don't need as much offseason training or coaching. Glad to educate you on ball.
Also, this isn't a competition. I never said the Lions didn't have really bad injury luck. It's miracle both teams did as well as they did.

>>149460306
>The Lion's injuries were mostly on defense and they were unskilled positions meaning it's easier to replace them. Defensive players just react to stuff on the field, they don't need as much offseason training or coaching.

>>149460286
>Worthy
He's a 169lbs rookie
>Kelce
He's old enough to be your father.
>Hopkins
He was coming off a leg tear and hardly knew the playbook due to him only being on the team for a few weeks
>JuJu
He missed multiple games due to injury and is washed. He was so bad he got benched on the Patriots. Just imagine.
>Hollywood Brown
Missed the entire regular season due to injury yet you magically think he was going to perform in the Superbowl.
>Kareem
He came off the couch. He was so bad the Browns didn't want him.
>Pacheco
Missed the entire regular season due to his leg breaking. Yet you somehow think he's going to perform in the owl against the Eagles superteam.
>Noah Gray
Him and Worthy are the only consistent option he had.

>>149460298
>>149460320
Imagine if somebody actually sat Mahomes down and made him watch the Giants @ 49ers NFCCG in 2011 where Eli Manning got lit up for 60+ minutes. Mahomes would be crying after every sack Eli took that game

>>149460340
heh... mahomeboy? the guy who had prime tyreek, kelce and andy reid scheming them wide ass open 25x a game for his whole career? he just needs a little more help...

>>149460350
see
>>149460340
Eagles beat a beatdown team.

>>149460361
Mahomes had the best season in NFL history in 2022 and he didn't have Tyreek or any elite WR1. What's your excuse? He also went to 3 straights owls with nobodies.

>Jovan Belcher moved on??!

>>149460364
If they're playing and not on the injury report, they're not injured. "Beatdown" doesn't mean anything, especially when they got the bye too.
Maybe if Mahomes threw passes like you throw out excuses, they might've won that game.

>Everyone on the Chief's roster besides Mahomes sucks!!!
What causes this behavior? You never saw Patriots Fans do this.

>>149460393
>>149460350
>>149460342
He's the best to ever do it.
>>149460405
We all saw what happened in 2022 when the Eagles played a healthy Chiefs team in the Superbowl. History will repeat itself when they play in week #2.

>>149460433
>History will repeat itself when they play in week #2
I doubt it, seeing as they're not playing on the tardinals shitty grass

>>149460426
Nobody said the Chiefs players sucked. They were just injured and were replaced with sucky backups.

>>149460426
Patriots were more pure, if you know what I mean. Smart, lunchpail guys who showed up and made no excuses, which must have rubbed off on the fans.

>>149460449
i think he means the chiefs are gonna get blown off the field again

>>149460454
The patriots had spygate, deflategate, tuckrulegate, phonegate, and god only knows what gates we didn't find. Their HC was toxic to fans and players. It had a dark aura to it.

>>149460433
Wrong. I saw Tom Brady play live on the road in New Orleans in 2017. He was 40 years old and had 5 Superbowl rings at the time. He went 30/39 for 447 yards 3 TDs no turnovers. Brady was the best to ever do it not some crybaby ref bitch like mutthomo

>>149460471
>Patriots fight against the corrupt NFL while the Chiefs benefit from it
Now there's a team I tell you hwat.

>>149460471
>tuck rule
lol yeah like that was totally the Patriots fault that the refs had to make a ruling based on what the rule was at the time
>spygate/deflategate
Grow up.

>>149460475
Mahomes went to more Superbowls in his 20s than Brady and Montana combined and has more pass TDs in the playoffs than both of them at that age. Mahomes isn't better than Brady but he's objectively better than him at this age. Name a single player that has anything over him at age 29?
>TDs? Nope, Mahomes has the most TDs per game in NFL history
>Yards? Nope, Mahomes has the most at this age.
>Superbowl MPVs? He's the only QB in NFL history to have 3 in his 20s.
>Playoff wins? Mahomes already has the 2nd most of all time before his 30th birthday
>Win rate? Best in the modern era among QBs.
>Passer rating? Best in the playoffs
>TD:INT ratio? Best in the playoffs and 3rd best in regular season

I'm not reading all of that

>>149460547
Concession accepted. Wise choice, you would have made a fool of yourself.

>>149460556
You have to keep it concise, like the kiwi himself, who would never type long paragraphs...

>When the waterboy and left benchwarmer have a sprained wrist so maholmes loses

>>149460574
Why is he so pissed when he's already a minute behind?

>>149460574
Why are speedrun trannies like this? Only game I ever enjoyed watching these for is Hitman Blood Money. I thought I was so smart getting 8 minute silent assassin rankings then I see some dudes running around setting off explosives and throwing coins everywhere finishing the same level in 3 minutes flat kek

>>149460617
Dude crashed out basically every night until he improved his WR recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1vrWbjU5MQ
>>149460638
Autism, unironically. I remember talking with some buddies who were big into iRacing and people who would top the fastest lap times in practice would fuck up during the race where unexpected things could happen and they'd have similar meltdowns.

>>149460177
Nice

>Chiefs Schizo still boiling

LOL

New Zealand has a national American Football team called the Iron Blacks and we're playing the Australian American Football team in July apparently kek

Iron Blacks make ya seethe?

>Derek Carr Memorial Fact of the Day

In addition to the Raiders franchise records we've discussed on previous episodes of Derek Carr Memorial Fact of the Day, Derek Carr also tops the list for most games with a passer rating over 100.0, with 47.
After signing with the New Orleans Saints, Carr would go on to register 13 more 100.0+ passer rating games, including seven games with a passer rating of 120.0 or more. What's even more impressive is that he did this in just 27 games with the team.
Carr's career passer rating with the Raiders (91.8) ranks him first in team history and in his Saints stint, his passer rating (98.8) ranks him second in team history, behind only Drew Brees. For his entire career, Carr's passer rating (92.8) ranks 24th on the NFL's all-time leader board.

>>149460471
>spygate
Overblown, they literally 'filmed from the wrong area', the act of filming was not against the rules
>deflategate
In 2015 the NFL made random PSI checks of every gameball at random points throughout all the games of the season. 10 years later we STILL don't have the data that proves Brady 'cheated' lol
>tuckrulegate
Wah wah wah, it was the rule.
>phonegate
Brady didn't want the cunt NFL in his phone, something illegal to even the cops. Stop being a bootlicker
>God only knows
lol stay mad, Jack Kearney covered up Big Ben's rapes in 2008 and we're seeing teams now collude to prevent contract payouts.

>>149461268
>wake up
>do the haka
>brush teeth while sticking your tongue out and stomping your feet and flailing your arms about
>eat cereal but stop every ten seconds to do the haka
>cereal is now soggy, but you gotta haka
>get dressed while flailing your arms about and sticking your tongue out
>your arms and legs get caught in the fabric but you gotta haka mate
>step out into the world but move very slowly because you're stomping and flailing your arms
>get into your car but accidentally hit the accelerator because you're stomping and flailing your arms and sticking your tongue out
>finally manage to right the car and you drive down the road passing various other people doing the haka as well
>there's the little old lady doing the haka while getting the mail
>the little kids doing the haka because they're about to board a school bus
>the muslim man doing a haka before blowing up the bomb he planted on the school bus
>you finally manage to make it to work
>you crashed six times because you were doing the haka
>you get up to the door, stomping the whole way, only to realize that it's 6pm and the work day is over
>your boss tried to call you but he had a hard time getting the phone to his mouth because he was flailing his arms around doing the haka
>you turn around and head home
>you can't wait to get back home and do the haka so you can eat some dinner
such is life in new zealand

>>149463523
Sounds based ngl

Weebs are fags

For me, it's Bill Romanowski.

>>149463757
Also broke a teammate's orbital bone in practice.

break this bussy

orbit this bussy

Bill this bussy

if ur qb is on this list, fraudulent im afraid

this bussy on the list

>San Francisco 49ers cornerback Deommodore Lenoir was arrested in Los Angeles on Thursday.

>Multiple reports say police approached a group of people and saw a gun in a parked car. When they asked the man with the keys to hand them over, that man threw the keys to Lenoir, who refused to allow the officers to have access to the car.

>The precise charges Lenoir is facing is unclear. According to TMZ.com, the charge is resisting a peace officer. According to NBCBayArea.com, the charge is obstruction of justice.

>The 49ers drafted Lenoir out of Oregon in the fifth round in 2021. After mostly being a backup defensive back and special teams player as a rookie, he has started for the last three years. In November, Lenoir signed a five-year, $92 million contract extension.

49ers defence is already dogshit now one of their only good DBs could be up for a suspension KWAB trannyhan franchise

>>149464225
I would be remiss if I failed to mention that Mahomes looked like absolute dogshit in all but one super bowl he played in.

>>149459494
>muh injuries
Ah so you Queefnigs are kindred spirits with the Detoiletnigs?
I'll help you out: Mahomes just isn't as good as you fanboys say he is. Looks great when Reid is able to scheme up nonstop (and usually illegal) pick plays and you've got guys open 10 yards downfield. When situation isn't that good? He looks like Daniel Jones.
>didn't mention how I BTFO'd his OL complaint
Lol

>>149464504

>>149464504
Eaglesfags will do shit like this but aren't even strong enough to stick around when their team is getting manhandled.

>>149464950
If my team is down by 23 with a few minutes left, I wouldn't stick around either.

>>149464905
JFC I am literally shaking rn this is NOT OK

>>149463757
If Vontaze Burfict could read he'd be laughing at this rap sheet

>>149465978
Romo was definitely worse than Burfict.

>>149464905

>>149466451
>where's he goin- oh

>>149466968
>the 56%er next to him really enthused by this
Miami is Sodom.

>>149466508
Nah I don't think he's actually a cu- OH SHIT IT'S TRUE

>>149467291
No way..... is this real??

>>149464950
Glass houses and shit

>>149467291
Mahomies... not like this...

>>149467316
Yep, seems to be true. Just found this too.

>>149467848
...jfc

NFLPA like 90% of unions are bought and paid for cucks

Not a Mahomes fan, but autographfags deserve the rope

Will Jared Verse ever win a DPOY? Rams btw

Jayden Daniels will win ROTY again

>>149464225
BUT LAMEME DESERVED MVP
HIS TEAMMATES DINDU NUFFIN

>>149458718
Ironically Goff and Kirk Cousins had the same status for their respective teams in 2022 and 2023 under new coaching regimes, placeholders for new QBs. But Kirk's achilles exploded and the Lions snuck into the nfccg so the rest is history

>>149459284
Maybe if your HC actually called his own plays this wouldn't be an issue

>>149468941
>Lions snuck into the nfccg

Nice revisionist history kek they won a hard fought game against the Rams in the Wildcard then pretty soundly beat the Bucs in the divisional round. That's not "sneaking in" by any measure

>>149460233
cry more faggot face

>>149468941
It's funny how things work out. Goff probably won't have the numbers Stafford had, but he's already cemented himself as one of the most successful QBs in Lions history. Jared will definitely be associated with Detroit once he hangs it up. Not sure if Stafford will be lionized (pun intended) the same way in a couple years.

>>149450851
*

>>149450857
Suck

>Quarterback on Netflix comes out July 8th
>We get to see Kirk benched, Joey B have no defense, and Goff get one and doned
brutal

>>149467291
>>149467848
>>149467892
Brady is an actual cuck yet they try to project it on Mahomes.

>>149469611
Fucking crazy how you can be a world-class athlete who is the best in the world at your particular craft and your bitch will still cheat.

>>149469642
>Brad Pitt
>Channing Tatum
>Justin Theroux
>Johnny Depp
>Ben Affleck
>David Duchovny
>Tom Cruise
>Orlando Bloom
>Sean Penn

Doesn't matter how high your appearance, physical stature or social value is anyone can get cheated on or divorce raped

>>149469642
>>149469748
>and your bitch will still cheat.
To be fair Brady was a retard.
>His job required him to travel to different states so his wife was left alone.
>A report came out that Brady didn't have sex as much in the regular season to preserve energy
>AND he paid for his wife to get private Jiu-jitsu training by a handsome man, Jiu-jitsu is inherently intimate
So your horny wife is at home rolling around with a handsome man while you're hundreds of miles away at work. Your wife is also a supermodel worth half a billion dollars so she's going to attract gold diggers. What did you think was going to happen. Brady is a cuck.

>>149469611
>chooses football instead of his own family
>trades down from supermodel mom to a hag with tits

does this nigga remember he gonn be 50 soon? he had everything and threw it away

>>149469846
He can breed with Sydney. I support this.

>>149469846
That lady in your pic looks hotter than his ex.

>>149469846
>believing anything jewstool says

>>149469901
It's going to take one of those old boomer refs getting hurt or killed on the field before they finally realize how stupid it is not doing an age limit.

>>149469846
>Jeff Bezos wedding
>It's a bunch of famous people who barely know Jeff Bezos
He's such a sad man.

>Deommodore Lenoir arrested for resisting arrest
Logic that only makes sense in a fascist country like ours

>>149470172
He probably had good reason to resist arrest if they arrested him for resisting arrest

>>149469937
i hope they never get rid of the boomer refs because its always funny when they get knocked over in goofy ways

how good will ashton jeanty be?

>>149468350
Is Donald a manlet? Was his obsession with the gym overcompensation?

>>149469846

Brady can't stop winning.

>>149470570
Ray Rice seems a good comp. He's got a bit better long speed but the size profile, receiving ability and jump cut reminds me of a young Ray Rice

>>149464225
Having help doesn't necessarily mean a QB is a fraud

>>149470570
Drafting a RB in the top half of the first round is never the right move. If the non-RB guys they liked weren't available they should have tried to trade down. Simple as.

>>149463757

based CTE Polack chimping out

>>149465978

lol

>>149470770
For his position? Yes. Donald is 6'1 and Verse is 6'4. He's the GOAT DT because he's a gym rat and freak athlete.

>It’s never too late to change your tune. Rams pass rusher Jared Verse did just that recently, giving Eagles fans their props months after drawing their ire ahead of a Divisional Round matchup. “Probably the Eagles,” Verse told Whistle Sports in an interview when asked to name the NFL’s best opposing fan base. “I’ve got to give them that. I like when you kind of like get into it, you’re aggressive, you’re loud and all that stuff. They stand by that with no doubt.” Verse wasn’t so complimentary in January, when the rookie pass rusher bluntly expressed his distaste for the Philly faithful. [...] Not done with his praise, Verse also called Philly’s crowd the toughest to play in front of in the NFL. “Playing the Eagles is like playing your rival in college,” he said. “You never know what they’re going to say and they’re gonna try to say disrespectful stuff. Don’t get me wrong, they’re not gonna say anything where you’re like, ‘Bro, you crossed a line,” but they’re gonna say some stuff where you’re like, ‘Who you talkin’ to?’”
I'm glad it turns out he's not a little bitch and I don't have to hate him. I like his game and have respect for him as a competitor.

>>149456199
> had D-Hop
Anon. He came on mid season and hadn’t done anything of note since he left the Texans. He’s not bad but don’t act like he means much.

>>149470854
Wrong. overdrafting a player at a position of need is what fucks you over not drafting great players at non key positions. Part of the reason the Saints are where they are right now is because they fucked up overdrafting Marcus Davenport and Payton Turner because they wanted a blue chip DE opposite Cameron Jordan. Neither player did shit

>>149470770
He's short and retard strong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSlvm7kMGBg

>>149471044
You overall point is good but it doesn't apply to RBs. Drafting a RB early is always a waste, you can get a good enough RB in the mid rounds or even a replacement-level player at the end of the draft or UDFA.
Even if the top RB in the draft is "generational", it doesn't matter. It's been a long time since a highly drafted RB won anything with the team that drafted them.

>>149471019
NTA and I haven't read all of this line of conversation but Nuk has had two 1k yard seasons (one of which was nearly 1500) since leaving Houston. He'd have few more on top of that if not for missing games.

>>149463757
>Larry Centers
>played fullback
What went so wrong?

>>149470570
Too little, he won't make it past 12 games this season. Lose OROY to Emeka Egbuka and Bakey

>>149471310
Happened in 2018 actually Sony Michel was pretty key to the Pats Superbowl win

>>149450881
I would love pounding his pussy so much

>>149460072
>>149460143
>completely glosses over Rashee Rice and Hollywood Brown
>ignore Pacheco broke his leg earlier in the year and came back at 75%
I’m not even a chiefsfag but at least be a well informed hater

>>149472465
That's literally the injury report for the owl.
You may not like it, but you cannot change the truth.

How many people are here posting? 3-4?

>>149472540
at most

>>149472540
300 of the posts ITT are just me talking to myself.

>>149472540
it's me, myself, and the kiwi

>>149471473
31st pick, and also "pretty key" is debatable.

>>149472540
Kiwischizo, his alt, Bitchknees and his 5-7 discordtranny friends, and Old Gay.
Thats it. That's who has posted in this thread

>>149472851
We're all we need

>>149472933
That owl was close as fuck through 50 minutes and Michel scored the only TD of the game so yea I'd say he was pretty key. As for the conversation about RBs I don't think the Wions would've had nearly as much success if they hadn't traded back and taken Jahmyr Gibbs+Sam LaPorta in 2023 compared to if they'd just taken Jalen Carter at 6. They obviously haven't won an owl yet but I doubt they'd take Carter even in hindsight with him being so dominant and staying out of trouble since the street racing ordeal

>>149473265
>Kiwischizo, his alt

You actually think I have an alt or use VPNs? kek you're the one who's a schizo

>>149473436
You have at least one alt yes, or if not it's your own personal stateside golem which is equally terrifying

>>149473473
Yea you're actually a schizo nigger lmfao many such cases

>>149472540
all me

>>149472540
das rite

>>149473383
If you don't think every team wouldn't take Carter if they could with the benefit of hindsight, you're crazy. He's clearly the best player of that draft at a position that is premium these days.

>>149474071
>wouldn't
*would, obviously

what went wrong?

>>149450870
Yeah, why doesn't everybody just play at an MVP level until their mid-40's? How hard can it be?

>>149474248
Mahomes never missed a championship round in his 20s. By age 29 he went to 5 Superbowls which is more than Brady and Montana combined, this means he will have more chances at winning rings and won't have to play as long as Brady.
>Yeah, why doesn't everybody just play at an MVP level until their mid-40's? How hard can it be?
I've already debunked this. All time great players put up better stats as they age barring a career altering injury. Mahomes will be putting up more yards in his late 30s than in his early 20s.

>>149474177
is Houshmandzadeh a reporter now?

>>149474071
I don't think they would. They got 12 and 34 by trading back which got them Gibbs and LaPorta. A great DT is extremely valuable but the Wions offence would be middling as fuck without those two. JJ Watt was incredible 2012-2015 for the Texans 3x DPOY and what did they accomplish those 4 years?

>>149474177
Gabriel has a low ceiling and is a manlet but I r8ed him higher than most. He can play.

>>149474177
Sanders father was acting too uppity and was trying to redefine how rookie QBs should be treated by teams. His son didn't accomplish anything yet he was trying to bully teams into treating him like a diva. Caleb's handlers tried to do the same thing where they were asking for coownership of the team that drafted him. The teams got together and black balled Sanders to make an example out of them.

>>149473265
bitchknees isn't in the discord, if he tried to join we'd ban the janny

>>149474396
Laporta is good but TE is a luxury pick. And they could have gotten Achane in the 3rd round instead and you wouldn't notice the difference.

>>149474503
Not like he's missing much. Everytime I check the last few weeks it's just everyone playing and/or talking about Wordle instead ball. Fucking cancer

>>149473383
>I don't think the Wions would've had nearly as much success if they hadn't traded back and taken Jahmyr Gibbs+Sam LaPorta in 2023 compared to if they'd just taken Jalen Carter at 6

Nonsense, Jahmyr Gibbs + Sam LaPorta = far more benefit to the team than just Jalen Carter and that's disregarding that the Lions had already drafted Aidan Hutchinson (who is much better than Carter) the year before.

>>149474553
>TE is a luxury pick

Anyone saying this after watching Rob Gronkowski and Travis Kelce absolutely dominate the last 10+ years is a fuckwit. I would say no offence but na full offence given fuckwit

>>149474585
Yea you clearly misread my post kek that's exactly what I was saying Gibbs+LaPorta > Jalen Carter
is that easier to understand?

>>149460270
He's been below 30 TDs for two consecutive seasons and didn't crack 4k yards last year either. For a guy who's supposed to occupy some untouchable tier no one else can even approach he's not exactly separating himself from the pack

>>149474667

Oops, sorry I misread that.

>>149460306
Mostly on defense? It was the entire defense. And as for
>Defensive players just react to stuff
unserious post

All signs point to my Chiefs getting booty blasted.
>The AFCW is stacked to the tits, they finished with the best division record
>Chiefs have a tough schedule
>No team does good after losing a Superbowl due to the curse
I'm hoping Mahomes gets a season ending injury in week 1 and we tank for next season.

>>149474782
He's had the worst recivers of any team aside from the panthers. They led the league in drops in 2023 and in 2024 his WR1, WR2, WR3, RB1, RB2 got injured and they went through 4 different starters at left tackle.......yet he still went to 3 Superbowls and won 2 of them. No other QB could do this.

>>149473436
>You actually think I have an alt or use VPNs?
You're a serial ban evader

>>149474782
>He's been below 30 TDs for two consecutive seasons and didn't crack 4k yards last year either.
In Mahomes worst season he still manages to beat Allen, Burrow, and Lamar in their best seasons. Fun fact Brady never threw for 30 TDs in his 20s and only had 4k yards once and I highly recommend you check Peyton, Marino, and Farve's stats before using the "it was a different era" excuse.

>>149475210
Burrow is way better than Hurts lol

>>149475314
Never denied that I've been doing it for 12 years. Doesn't change the fact I don't use VPNs or samefag myself. I come here to talk ball why would I talk to myself?

>>149475442
I don't think anyone is disputing that.

>>149475590
I am. Win a ring, faggot.

Joe "Planned Parenthood" Burrow will never win a ring.

>Joey Emily's List

>>149475604
he'd have 3 already if he were on the eagles

>>149475562
>I come here to talk ball why would I talk to myself?
Mental illness. I'm not even saying that to be mean, though you'll take it that way. It's my honest answer

>>149476013
Okay but I'm pretty mentally healthy and as proven year after year I don't particularly care what faggots here think of me. Most mutts just spout what they hear from ESPN and NFL Network anyway. That's why they still don't rate Hurts while I was his hype man more than 5 years ago

>>149476284
>posts here all night unironically
>lives off NEET bux after failing to an hero
>pretty mentally healthy

>>149476013
he is the most mentally ill trip which is saying alot when we have a crossdresser in Temujin and the janny

>>149476486
Hope your ceiling falls on you when you're sleeping, faggot.

>>149476545
so you are a woman? I thought you were just posing as one online

>>149475056
>I'm hoping Mahomes gets a season ending injury
You know these type of injuries tend to affect their of their career right?

My god do bandwagoners really?

you guys are obsessed with the kiwicel, it's actually insane.
have you been to any other general in this website? they often are composed of 99.9% normal people and 1 mentally sick attention whore faggots who completely derail discussion. By contrast, this guy is extremely benign.
the kiwicel talks about football in the football general.
the real obnoxious thread personality here is the mutthugger who never shuts the fuck up about how mahomes is already the best quarterback of all time, who has admitted to not actually watching football, all he does is regurgitate stats and meaningless accolades without properly contextualizing them.
and even he isn't that bad as far as generals on 4chan go.

>>149476597
>the kiwicel talks about football in the football general.
no he blogs and posts pictures of his ass like the lil slut he is

>>149476588
I am a guy you fucking retard, fuck off with this shit it's been almost a goddamn year.

>>149476628
so you crossdress

>>149476628
the joke is lame, unfunny, and gay, and the only factor keeping it alive is the fact that you get so bent out of shape because of it.

Bend out this bussy

Don't @ me if your team is on here

>>149476658
No
Where did you even get that idea?

>>149476735
>Steelers 8
Jesus, what the fuck happened?

>>149476735
Thanks for getting us off the list, Joe.

>>149476782
>black HCs

>>149476830
I was going to draw up a play, but then I got high.
I was going to convert this 3rd and 9, but then I got high.
The punt team is walking onto the field, and I know why.
'cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high.

I was going to stop the pass, but then I got high.
I was going to assign a QB spy, but then I got high.
They're scoring a touchdown again, and I know why.
'cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high.

I was going to gameplan this week, but then I got high.
I was going to blowout the jags, but then I got high.
I'm going to get fired this year, and I know why!
'cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high.

>>149476628
You could always stop tripfagging

>>149476894
I do from time to time, a tripcode is like a post enhancer. I can get different results with the same content.

>>149464905
>>149476885
Remember when those uppity Raiders were trash talking Mahomes and talking about assaulting him with the "Jordan Rules". Mahomes beat the fuck out of them and now their HC got fired and his wife filed for bankruptcy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMJcxDIOXes

>>149477012
>Remember when [black HC] said [stupid shit]
I guess?

>>149476735
Freedom feels so good

>>149477012
Temujin is a strong, female, Latina Raiders fan and my wife. No one bully her!!!

Bo Nix? Sucks. Drake Maye? Sucks. Michael Penix? Sucks. JJ McCarthy? Now there's a QB that will go far.

>>149477435
Is this real?

>>149477459
this is

>>149477535
No you don't understand! The entire offense and defense and coaching staff and ball boys and janitorial staff were injured! It's not fair!

>>149477435
>>149477459
>>149477535
Fun fact Mahomes already has the 2nd most pass TDs of all time in the playoffs and he's not in his 30s yet.

>>149477435
>>149477459
>>149477535
fun fact mahomes already has the 2nd most dicks sucked all time and hes not in his 30's yet

>>149477615
this, mahomes had some of the most imperssive throws i've ever seen in a SB game. see >>149460329

>>149477781
NEW

>>149477600
spicy!

>>149469611
Being cheated on is different than being a cuck. A cuck knows about it and encourages it.

>>149478154
>Being cheated on is different than being a cuck. A cuck knows about it and encourages it.
But how did Tom Brady not know what would happen? Imagine if that was your wife. Imagine paying for private jiujitsu lessons for your wife, meaning a dude is going to show up to your house and train your wife (sometimes while you're on the road doing work). Brady allegedly wouldn't have sex with her to preserve energy during the regular season. So you have a horny wife left at home with an attractive guy and they are simulating sex positions since jiujitsu is inherently sexual.

>>149478362
Still not nearly as bad as encouraging it (and probably watching it) like Mahomes.

>>149471360
Thats fair. I forgot about his first year in Arizona. He barely broke 1000 in Tennessee as the only decent receiver. If you average 2021-2023 and account for missing games, he’s averaging 65 yards a game. Not bad, not great.

My point is he was a #1 receiver before going to the chiefs. He’s a #3 veteran presence at this point in his career. That’s nothing to brag about like the other guy was trying to.

>>149472533
Was Rashee Rice healthy for the SB? Do some injuries take more than a couple months to get to playing shape?

The answers are no and yes and you know that. But I’ll be intrigued how you try to ignore that again.

>>149475056
>The AFCW is stacked to the tits, they finished with the best division record
>1-800-come on nigger
You have two fringe playoff teams and the raiders. You can describe most divisions that way.

>>149477600
Is that Chris simms?