Another dolphin thing:
>NASA and the CIA notices that dolphins are smart as fuck and actually have words, instead of just making guttural noises (Like they have specific names for seaweed and clams and shit) so they want to see if they can get one to speak english
>Never mind that their vocal cords are completely different than humans so if they did speak english it would probably sound like that "ooh long johnson" cat video
>They take a baby male dolphin and an adult human female and put them in a half flooded house where they live together
>The woman tries to teach the dolphin words every day, but it just keeps clicking at her
>Eventually it becomes a teenager and gets horny, so it assaults her because he wants pussy
>They take the dolphin to a local seaworld to get it some strange from other dolphins, but they realize this could fuck with the experiment if it talks to the other dolphins
>So they just make the human woman jerk it off whenever it wants
>Like five years in, experiment is going nowhere, funding will probably be cut soon
>Fuck it, give the dolphin and woman LSD and have them trip balls together, see what happens
>Entire thing gets shut down less than a year later
And nothing was learned other than dolphins are really horny.
>>712989756
What are you going to do, seize the seaweed he wears on his head?