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Anonymous No.712979796 [Report] >>712980243 >>712980256 >>712980619 >>712981189 >>712981292 >>712981337 >>712981475 >>712981591 >>712982775 >>712984336 >>712986325 >>712986678 >>712988140 >>712989665 >>712990052 >>712991615 >>712992575
subnautica thread
Anonymous No.712980243 [Report] >>712980986 >>712983867
>>712979796 (OP)
never played it. never will
Anonymous No.712980256 [Report] >>712980432 >>712982224 >>712983229
>>712979796 (OP)
Has anyone made an oceangate videogame yet?
Anonymous No.712980415 [Report] >>712983691 >>712984832
Maximum depth reached. Hull failure imminent.
Anonymous No.712980432 [Report]
>>712980256
Barotrauma
Anonymous No.712980619 [Report] >>712981626 >>712984219 >>712984624
>>712979796 (OP)
Maybe they survived, no bodies were found and i can hold my breath for a while
Anonymous No.712980775 [Report] >>712980961
I wonder how it would feel if the entire world remembered me as a rich idiot who died like a bitch doing something stupid? Should I take pride in being remembered at all or offended that my one contribution to the world are never ending memes about my death?
Anonymous No.712980961 [Report] >>712981071 >>712981112 >>712984397
>>712980775
Rich people die on a weekly basis taking a helicopter or private plane cuz driving + travel time is beneath them
Anonymous No.712980986 [Report]
>>712980243
of course you wont, oceangate left the market
Anonymous No.712981071 [Report]
>>712980961
that one outpaces the other cases in the terms of stupidity of CEO who is like all the other CEO who forces you to marry women, to get vaccinated, etc until the first evidence of their danger (and you are called schizo if you question it)
Anonymous No.712981075 [Report] >>712981410
Did they pressurize the interior while diving or not? Technically it would have been a lot stronger if they had like 5 bar in it.
Anonymous No.712981112 [Report] >>712982213
>>712980961
That's not remotely the same thing as designing a submarine in the worst way possible, using materials not suited for the task, going out of your way to avoid any and all safety regulations, and then firing every engineer that tells you that you just built a glorified coffin. Then getting into that coffin yourself and piloting the damn thing to your own tomb.

That's the level of stupid we're operating on here man.
Anonymous No.712981162 [Report] >>712981185 >>712981261 >>712985806
Why did the oceangate posting start again?
Anonymous No.712981185 [Report] >>712981270 >>712982512
>>712981162
they found corpses
Anonymous No.712981189 [Report] >>712984938
>>712979796 (OP)
I thought the Oceangate sub was completely vaporized by pressure or some shit.
Anonymous No.712981195 [Report] >>712983771
Anonymous No.712981238 [Report] >>712981308
They were setting themselves up by calling their company OceanGate
Anonymous No.712981261 [Report] >>712981503 >>712983753 >>712988463
>>712981162
Two year anniversary and two good documentaries just dropped. BBC's Implosion and Titan from Netflix.
Anonymous No.712981270 [Report] >>712981873 >>712982512
>>712981185
Oh neat
Anonymous No.712981292 [Report]
>>712979796 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM
Anonymous No.712981308 [Report]
>>712981238
They chose that name so that when there's an inevitable scandal, it would be called Oceagategate.
Anonymous No.712981337 [Report] >>712981541
>>712979796 (OP)
Where's the left behind human slurry, I have soup can for them.
Anonymous No.712981410 [Report] >>712981521
>>712981075
nigger are you fucking dumb? try to use your brain for 2 seconds and think why that's not going to work
Anonymous No.712981475 [Report] >>712981625
>>712979796 (OP)
So, the deaths are pretty much net positive, right? I feel sorry for the Historian, but taking out shitty CEO+2 Pajeets millionare is a plus on my book.
Anonymous No.712981503 [Report]
>>712981261
>bbc and shitflix
How appropriate
Anonymous No.712981521 [Report] >>712981934
>>712981410
it would work and it would be 4 times stronger
4 bar would be better because that's the limit before nitrogen narcosis
Anonymous No.712981541 [Report]
>>712981337
I might cook human stew but at least I'm not racist
Anonymous No.712981591 [Report] >>712981661 >>712983203
>>712979796 (OP)
I made this sub is Garry's mod lmao. Had so many funny adventures in it.
Anonymous No.712981625 [Report]
>>712981475
that CEO is so dumb i sometimes think he is from an exaggerated cartoon for kids, but wait, even cartoons have more smart characters. but he is one of the smartest capitali$ts, nevertheless, his IQ tends to 3 digits!
Anonymous No.712981626 [Report] >>712982869
>>712980619
sure. they faked their deaths and are now relaxing with cocktails in the Seychelles.
Anonymous No.712981661 [Report]
>>712981591
This is pretty funny. Looks like Barney blew it up with an RPG
Anonymous No.712981873 [Report] >>712981975 >>712982354
>>712981270
They didn't find the corpses. There's no corpses to find. If I remember correctly the pressure basically unmade them. One second they're sitting there in the dark as the electricals fail and the sub plunges deeper and deeper and then the next second they're nothing but a red slurry rapidly spreading out in the water
Anonymous No.712981934 [Report] >>712982027 >>712983017
>>712981521
You are literally too dumb to have a conversation about this but I'll indulge you. Oxygen is toxic at higher pressures. They'd have to use breathing apparatuses with different gas mixtures to be able to breathe at such pressures. Not to mention the lengthy compression and decompression periods before and after the dive. Not to mention actually having to go through medical checkups and training for high pressure dives before the thing happens. Life isn't a fucking video game you spaz.
Anonymous No.712981975 [Report] >>712982193 >>712983131 >>712983145 >>712987852
>>712981873
is there some sort of 3dcg animation done of what their bodies experienced at least made by an amateur who knows physics/used physics engine? would good to see. or something similar
Anonymous No.712982016 [Report]
>not playing the sub game
Anonymous No.712982027 [Report]
>>712981934
I've watched a lot of diving content on youtube. 4 bar is not a particularly deep dive and can be done on regular compressed air.
Anonymous No.712982193 [Report] >>712986029
>>712981975
look up the byford dolphin incident and multiply the pressures a couple of times to get an idea
Anonymous No.712982213 [Report]
>>712981112
what if that was elaborate group suicide
Anonymous No.712982224 [Report] >>712985396 >>712986178
>>712980256
What do you think the last thing was that went through their heads? A shit load of carbon fiber.

But seriously, a game on that would be boring. Just slowly descending for a couple hours and an instant game over screen with no warning.
Anonymous No.712982354 [Report] >>712982502 >>712982718 >>712983415 >>712983581
>>712981873
as i recall from watching one simulation on YT, the forces involved were so absurdly massive that they got flash incinerated at the same time as they turned into paste. i don't believe anyone has ever died that quickly before.
Anonymous No.712982502 [Report]
>>712982354
the most expensive suicide is the most painless one. economy won, as CEO stated!
Anonymous No.712982512 [Report]
>>712981185
>>712981270
there would be no corpses to find
at those depths the pressure is so great that as soon as the hull failed they were instantaneously liquified as the cabin imploded
whatever human pate was created would have long since been consumed by various forms of sea life or become lost to the silt
Anonymous No.712982718 [Report] >>712982791
>>712982354
They were at 4800 psi of pressure and the human body has about 3000 square inches of skin. that means you have 3000 Chevrolet Tahoes on your body simulataneously.
Anonymous No.712982775 [Report]
>>712979796 (OP)
But that's portal
Anonymous No.712982791 [Report] >>712982870 >>712982934
>>712982718
what's that in elephants?
Anonymous No.712982836 [Report] >>712982947 >>712983064 >>712983920 >>712984006 >>712991185
We can't do this every day.
Anonymous No.712982869 [Report]
>>712981626
>he doesn't know about the epstein atlantis
ngmi
Anonymous No.712982870 [Report] >>712982949
>>712982791
around 2500 asian elephants
Anonymous No.712982934 [Report]
>>712982791
about tree fiddy
Anonymous No.712982947 [Report] >>712982962
>>712982836
https://youtu.be/7Sk78uP9m-E?si=Ldqo0OYtQNmKGxH3
Anonymous No.712982949 [Report]
>>712982870
any way we put it, absurd.
Anonymous No.712982952 [Report] >>712983091 >>712985242 >>712987928 >>712988478
Will they let you romance the wildlife in Subnautica 3?
Anonymous No.712982962 [Report]
>>712982947
Anonymous No.712983017 [Report] >>712983145
>>712981934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7T_QsoX2Pw
Anonymous No.712983064 [Report] >>712983091
>>712982836
Why does that octopus have fucking bedroom eyes?
Anonymous No.712983091 [Report] >>712985242
>>712982952
>The sealion would give the photographer penguins to eat because she thought he was some retarded, tiny seal
>She'd pose for him on rocks
>She'd just shove dead penguins in his face like "Eat this, tiny dumbass"
>>712983064
Don't worry about it.
Anonymous No.712983128 [Report] >>712983381 >>712983404
Okay so what's a worse way to go, sudden pressure increade like that or explosive decompression Byford Dolphin incident style? Both seem mercifully instant at least.
Anonymous No.712983131 [Report] >>712983954
>>712981975
There's a few. This one's probably one of the best. It doesn't really accurately demonstrate the exact fragments the Titan broke into but it does give a pretty good idea of just how instantaneous it was.
https://youtu.be/_7T_QsoX2Pw?si=7vPXSZHKDDItODY0
Anonymous No.712983145 [Report]
>>712983017
was for
>>712981975
Anonymous No.712983203 [Report] >>712983861
>>712981591
what map/mod is this? i didnt think people still played gmod anymore let alone anything other than dark rp
Anonymous No.712983229 [Report] >>712983784 >>712985907
>>712980256
Iron Lung
Anonymous No.712983381 [Report] >>712983492 >>712983664 >>712991790 >>712992014
>>712983128
I think the worst way to go under water would be like those Indian guys stuck in that oil pipe
>Get sucked in while doing maintenance
>Flung far down the pipe to an area that had half the pipe flooded, but the upper half had air so they could survive
>Almost all their diving gear was lost during the flinging
>One guy that still had his gear, now at very low 02, goes further down the pipe to try and find the exit to get help
>Actually manages to make it, comes up on a rig and the crew hear him and pull him out
>He tells them about the other trapped divers
>They send a small team to bang on the pipe where they were, and they bang back from inside the pipe so they're still alive
>CEO of the company steps in, says to cancel rescue efforts because it would delay the drilling project by a couple of weeks
>CEO's own son is one of the trapped people
>No one can do anything about it because India
>Lone survivor goes from condemning the company and calling the CEO satan to saying "It's okay actually he had to think about his bottom line" so he was clearly blackmailed
Imagine being those poor fucks, hearing banging outside the pipe and responding to it, thinking you'll be rescued, only to wait days on days and no one comes to save you while you starve, dehydrate, and freeze to death in that pipe.

Oh also this story is more just sad than fucked up because they couldn't do anything to help them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0YWkHZ4toA
Anonymous No.712983404 [Report]
>>712983128
i don't think you even percieve a thing either way, at least if you get imploded on or you're the guy getting utterly disassembled by the decompression.
the other guys in the byford dolphin incident they found to have their blood instantly flash boiled or some shit while chilling in bed sounds horrific thoughie, i really hope they died as instantly as possible for their sake.
Anonymous No.712983415 [Report] >>712983554 >>712983581
>>712982354
>i don't believe anyone has ever died that quickly before.
There was one depressuring accident I know wherein workers were basically sucked in a 1 inch tube hole. I'll let your imagination figure how can that happened.
Anonymous No.712983492 [Report] >>712983550
>>712983381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dduvx-dEySY
Anonymous No.712983550 [Report]
>>712983492
Don't fuck with crabs.
Anonymous No.712983554 [Report]
>>712983415
the byford dolphin incident was slightly less extreme. if anything it was more gruesome because it wasn't as extreme.
Anonymous No.712983581 [Report] >>712983868
>>712983415
>>712982354
twas the byford dolphin incident, though only one of the guys were "sucked into a 1 inch hole"/gap
It prompted diving security to be improved across the board if I recall.
Anonymous No.712983640 [Report] >>712983686 >>712983743
physics is fucking dumb
how can water crush you its fucking soft. Stupid.
The deepwater jews got them I reckon
Anonymous No.712983664 [Report]
>>712983381
The picture of that squid being cute really didn't make that story go down any easier.
Anonymous No.712983686 [Report] >>712983745 >>712983759 >>712983782 >>712984286
>>712983640
what weighs more: a ton of lead or a ton of feathers?
Anonymous No.712983691 [Report]
>>712980415
This is just a pressure difference of one atmosphere. Imagine the effects at the bottom of the ocean.
Anonymous No.712983743 [Report]
>>712983640
yea man fuck water
Anonymous No.712983745 [Report]
>>712983686
Lead's heaviah than feters.
Anonymous No.712983753 [Report]
>>712981261
she cute, maybe i can be her new husband
Anonymous No.712983759 [Report]
>>712983686
The lead because I'll set the feathers on fire and they'll go up like poof, gone.
Anonymous No.712983771 [Report] >>712984146 >>712987950 >>712988085
>>712981195
Was it really just a faulty gamepad?
Anonymous No.712983773 [Report] >>712984324 >>712989072
>pay 78900000 dollars to explore the ocean
>get greeted by this
>go inside anyway
I thought rich people were supposed to be super high iq? That's how they got rich after all.
Anonymous No.712983782 [Report]
>>712983686
Anonymous No.712983784 [Report] >>712984074 >>712984262 >>712987468 >>712989574
>>712983229
>nobody should have to die like this
Honestly it seems like the best way to go. Shit was so instantaneous it was literally impossible for them to even feel any pain or even register that they were about to die. They basically ceased to exist in a matter of milliseconds.
If you could somehow replicate it for executions, it might actual make for the most humane form of capital punishment imaginable. Forget cocktails of lethal drugs, firing squads, or nooses. Just throw them in a chamber that exposes them to several hundred KPAs of pressure and then rinse the chamber out with a hose afterwards
Anonymous No.712983861 [Report]
>>712983203
>map
A custom version of gm_flatgrass, where one side of the map is an ocean instead of grass
>mod
Its not a mod actually. I just built it myself out of the props, thrusters and welds gmod gives you to fuck around with.

These screenshot were taken on a build server about a 2 years ago now. Unfortunately, the server shut down about year ago now. I just coast around on other build servers now but none of them are quite the same. Most of the game modes other than darkRP are dead still and you gotta make due with servers that only have a peak of like 9 players. Shit sucks.
Anonymous No.712983867 [Report]
>>712980243
FPBP, OP is a fagget so is the mentally ill pedophile dev.
Anonymous No.712983868 [Report]
>>712983581
and that was 9atm, or the pressure at "only" 80m depth.
saturation diving or whatever it's called is actual insanity that gets worse the more I think about it.
Anonymous No.712983920 [Report] >>712983945
>>712982836
Do NOT fuck the octopus.
This is an octopus, you should NOT insert your penis inside of it. It would be WRONG to fuck that octopus, even if it looks like it wants to have sexual intercourse with you.
Anonymous No.712983945 [Report] >>712984045 >>712984154 >>712984312 >>712984378 >>712984567 >>712984786
>>712983920
Anonymous No.712983954 [Report]
>>712983131
>1:42-1:45
lmao reminds me of that shamecube gif
Anonymous No.712984006 [Report]
>>712982836
She cute.
Anonymous No.712984039 [Report] >>712984153
Why do Asians eat these guys. Seriously.
Anonymous No.712984045 [Report]
>>712983945
>literally fucked stupid
good lord
Anonymous No.712984074 [Report] >>712985417
>>712983784
The actual death isnt painful, but being trapped in that tube for hours, potentially already being aware the hull is giving, sucks
Anonymous No.712984146 [Report]
>>712983771
no. It was a carbon fiber hull they reused multiple times
Anonymous No.712984153 [Report] >>712984350 >>712984387
>>712984039
unfortunately they are as tasty (especially deep-fried) as they are lovable and endearing
Anonymous No.712984154 [Report]
>>712983945
Octogirls tempt the undisciplined gamers
Anonymous No.712984219 [Report]
>>712980619
Retard
Anonymous No.712984262 [Report] >>712984539
>>712983784
It's humane in that the victim doesn't feel pain but it's extremely brutal. You'd have no corpse to bury afterwards, and no one's going to accept a jar of blood and human matter instead.
Anonymous No.712984286 [Report]
>>712983686
A ton is a measure of mass, not weight :^)
Anonymous No.712984291 [Report]
It's funny because the name Cyclops was used with permission from Oceangate.
Anonymous No.712984295 [Report] >>712984357 >>712986824
Anonymous No.712984312 [Report]
>>712983945
G-guys I thought being fucked stupid only happened un Doujins. G-GUYS H-hear me out here...
Anonymous No.712984324 [Report]
>>712983773
>I thought rich people were supposed to be super high iq?
what in the world gave you that idea lmao
Anonymous No.712984336 [Report]
>>712979796 (OP)
really shit game, never buying something off of /v/ suggestions again
Anonymous No.712984350 [Report] >>712984460 >>712987983 >>712988629 >>712988783
>>712984153
horses, pigs, cephalopods, cetaceans... why must friends taste good?
Anonymous No.712984357 [Report]
>>712984295
Me when construction work is being done in the area
Anonymous No.712984378 [Report]
>>712983945
https://enviroliteracy.org/do-male-octopuses-get-dementia-after-mating/

It happens to female as well
Truly a miserable species
Anonymous No.712984387 [Report]
>>712984153
Yeah but you don't have to eat tasty creatures. There are other tasty creatures that aren't smart and friendly. Like orange roughy are tasty fish but they can be like 150 years old so we should respect our elders and not eat them.
Anonymous No.712984397 [Report]
>>712980961
Or swallowing bees
Anonymous No.712984412 [Report] >>712984652
Look at him go!
Anonymous No.712984453 [Report] >>712984492 >>712984504 >>712984513 >>712984612 >>712984754 >>712984780 >>712988165 >>712992281
Alright faggots time to LEARN something!
Anonymous No.712984460 [Report]
>>712984350
I don't think you want to keep going that route, bro.
Anonymous No.712984471 [Report]
Is it true that Elon had a botched penis enlargening surgery?
On topic of rich people being morons
Anonymous No.712984492 [Report] >>712984607
>>712984453
Is this a picture for ants?
Anonymous No.712984504 [Report] >>712984554 >>712984754 >>712984780 >>712992281
>>712984453
Anonymous No.712984513 [Report] >>712984607
>>712984453
Anonymous No.712984539 [Report] >>712984667 >>712986764
>>712984262
>set up a drain system that funnels all the human paste into a mould shaped like a person
>let the human paste dry in the mould
>give it a quick paint job
>berieved family now has a corpse to bury or cremate
Anonymous No.712984554 [Report] >>712984607 >>712984754 >>712984780 >>712992281
>>712984504
Anonymous No.712984567 [Report]
>>712983945
NO.
Anonymous No.712984607 [Report] >>712984648 >>712984657 >>712984726 >>712984754 >>712984780 >>712984825 >>712992281
>>712984554
I hope you all learned something.
>>712984492
>>712984513
Phone posters go home.
Anonymous No.712984612 [Report]
>>712984453
Anonymous No.712984624 [Report]
>>712980619
they were turned into red paste in less than half a second
they had a better chance of surviving a woodchipper or holding a grenade in their mouth
Anonymous No.712984648 [Report]
>>712984607
ManlyTears go home
Anonymous No.712984652 [Report] >>712984694
>>712984412
@grok is this real
Anonymous No.712984657 [Report]
>>712984607
faggot I'm on a 27 inch monitor rn, that doesn't make your tiny pic any bigger
Anonymous No.712984667 [Report]
>>712984539
no, man- no.
Anonymous No.712984678 [Report] >>712984848 >>712984853 >>712985542
>people actually paid $250,000 to sit in this fucking can that probably reeked of piss and shit since the """toilet""" was just a bucket and the only thing separating it from the rest of the sub was a flimsy curtain
Anonymous No.712984694 [Report] >>712984803
>>712984652
It's sped up but yes.
Anonymous No.712984726 [Report]
>>712984607
>Phone posters go home.
Why is this the rallying cry of you retards?
It's a sub 100kb png-file.
You saved someone's phone-compressed re-post dumbass.
Anonymous No.712984754 [Report]
>>712984453
>>712984504
>>712984554
>>712984607
did you save those on your phone or something you fucking retard
Anonymous No.712984780 [Report]
>>712984453
>>712984504
>>712984554
>>712984607
I remember this reddit post
Anonymous No.712984786 [Report]
>>712983945
>tags: mindbreak, penectomy, tentacles, impregnation
Anonymous No.712984803 [Report] >>712984834 >>712985113
>>712984694
Why are all multicellular life forms weak to receiving pets?
Anonymous No.712984825 [Report] >>712984878 >>712986078
>>712984607
Here it is for not-ants
Anonymous No.712984832 [Report] >>712984972
>>712980415
Oh ho! That's not some horrific pressure-related incident! Twas simply my giant invisible GF! You see she's quite the klutz and fell ass first onto that tank.
She's always naked you know, and voring so many Innocents, both orally and anally has caused her to grow quite jiggly and particularly abundant around her chest, belly and especially her posterior.
Anonymous No.712984834 [Report] >>712984890 >>712984940
>>712984803
It's our super power.
Anonymous No.712984848 [Report]
>>712984678
>place the viewport next to the fucking shitter
Anonymous No.712984853 [Report]
>>712984678
>Being shoved into a tiny metal tube with a bunch of barefoot Indians
Anonymous No.712984878 [Report]
>>712984825
Making progress, now make it non-phone-faggy.
Anonymous No.712984890 [Report] >>712984937
>>712984834
Do fishes have souls?
Anonymous No.712984937 [Report] >>712990978 >>712992079
>>712984890
They have soul, at least.
Anonymous No.712984938 [Report] >>712985065
>>712981189
The external parts of the structure containing electronics and shit don't need to resist sea pressure so they're fine. The vessel got basically sliced through by pressure where the carbon fiber hull was connected to the titanium endcaps, pressing everyone into a fine red paste against one end of the submersible and shredding the carbon fiber tube, but most of the rest was recovered.
Anonymous No.712984940 [Report] >>712991072 >>712991809
>>712984834
Everyone says most animals work only off of instinct but I don't believe it
Anonymous No.712984972 [Report] >>712985792
>>712984832
Could she swallow me vaginally?
Anonymous No.712985027 [Report] >>712985093 >>712985158 >>712988204
Anonymous No.712985065 [Report]
>>712984938
The part where they did a shitty job gluing the tube to the endcaps is funnier to me than the carbon fiber hull itself
Anonymous No.712985080 [Report] >>712985121 >>712992243
Pufferfish are good.
Anonymous No.712985093 [Report] >>712985169
>>712985027
you just know
Anonymous No.712985113 [Report]
>>712984803
Imagine being unable to rub or scratch your skin for a day.
Anonymous No.712985121 [Report]
>>712985080
Anonymous No.712985158 [Report]
>>712985027
God I wish that rebreather was my dick.
Anonymous No.712985169 [Report] >>712986525
>>712985093
I just know that eels are too busy for bitches. They have a lot to do!
Anonymous No.712985242 [Report] >>712985320
>>712983091
>>712982952
story?
Anonymous No.712985265 [Report] >>712985413
Please pet your sharks.
Anonymous No.712985320 [Report]
>>712985242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmVWGvO8Yhk
Dude found a sea-wife.
Anonymous No.712985347 [Report] >>712985375 >>712985752
>subnautica thread
>discussing anything but subnautica
Anonymous No.712985375 [Report] >>712986579
>>712985347
We had a real subnautica thread yesterday. I think OP just wants more sea creatures, so I'm abiding.
Anonymous No.712985396 [Report]
>>712982224
Nothing, they were probably getting excited to see the titanic, a snap buckle is instant and can happen to any submersible.
Anonymous No.712985413 [Report] >>712985436
>>712985265
Anonymous No.712985417 [Report]
>>712984074
Deep sea subs aren't soda cans that can deform for hours. They "learned" the hull was giving only during pulverization.
Anonymous No.712985436 [Report]
>>712985413
Anonymous No.712985481 [Report]
Anonymous No.712985520 [Report] >>712990979
Anonymous No.712985542 [Report] >>712985634 >>712985671 >>712985812
>>712984678
>have to hang your head over the "toilet" when looking outside.
Anonymous No.712985562 [Report] >>712985980
Anonymous No.712985634 [Report]
>>712985542
Why is worst girl in the sub.
Anonymous No.712985671 [Report] >>712985830
>>712985542
What game is this?
Anonymous No.712985695 [Report] >>712990605
Anonymous No.712985729 [Report] >>712989464
Anonymous No.712985752 [Report] >>712985825 >>712985832
>>712985347
I think it's stupid that you can cheese leviatans with a knife. They should have been unkillable.
Anonymous No.712985792 [Report]
>>712984972
But of course! Where do you think I'm posting from?
Come brother! And join me in her mighty womb!
Anonymous No.712985806 [Report]
>>712981162
Because the ineptitude of it's construction was hilarious. They didn't even bolt down the outer shell and had unnecessary drag.
Anonymous No.712985812 [Report]
>>712985542
Wtf is this?
Anonymous No.712985825 [Report] >>712988257
>>712985752
I think it's stupid that the devs were so anti-gun that they made players do really dumb and needlessly painful shit to the animal because we couldn't just shoot them
>Chemical gas torpedoes
>Just fucking stabbing them a million times
>Drilling their head in with a giant mech
>Punching their head in with a giant mech
It's fucked up.
Anonymous No.712985830 [Report] >>712985921 >>712985979 >>712986097
>>712985671
lens says Oceanlust: Erotic Descent
Anonymous No.712985832 [Report] >>712985891
>>712985752
The only stupid part of it is the stasis rifle. It should've never made it into the game.
Anonymous No.712985891 [Report]
>>712985832
Since it was so op it should have been so one charge burns your entire battery.
Anonymous No.712985907 [Report]
>>712983229
I remember Iron Lung being on sale at the time Oceangate was happening.
Anonymous No.712985921 [Report]
>>712985830
>sharing your porn with google
kids are so fucking retarded
Anonymous No.712985940 [Report] >>712986028
Anonymous No.712985979 [Report]
>>712985830
Thanks
Anonymous No.712985980 [Report] >>712985994 >>712986673
>>712985562
>Medieval knights had such determination to battle the enemies of their lords they were known to cover themselves in chainmail and march across the sea floor to reach the battlefield. Along the way they would often stop to domesticate sharks to attack enemy vessels from below.
Anonymous No.712985994 [Report] >>712986673
>>712985980
It's true.
Anonymous No.712986028 [Report]
>>712985940
Also, the reefbacks should have had the blue whale real life ability where if you stand if front of them while they yell they vibrate you to death.
Anonymous No.712986029 [Report]
>>712982193
DELTA P
when its got you, its gotcha

Don't look up the photos of the body...or what's left of it.
Anonymous No.712986078 [Report] >>712990085
>>712984825
Fun fact: In my language, it's called "moonfish".
Anonymous No.712986079 [Report] >>712986131
Anonymous No.712986097 [Report] >>712986219
>>712985830
Brother for the love of god use yandex for image searching Jesus.
Anonymous No.712986115 [Report] >>712986158 >>712986194 >>712986290
Anonymous No.712986131 [Report]
>>712986079
She cute.
Anonymous No.712986158 [Report] >>712986235 >>712986241
>>712986115
That's torturing the poor animal
Anonymous No.712986178 [Report] >>712986230
>>712982224
They saw nothing, they were instantly pulverized
Anonymous No.712986194 [Report] >>712986242
>>712986115
tags: BBM, ugly bastard, threesome, rape, suffocation
Anonymous No.712986195 [Report] >>712992358
Anonymous No.712986219 [Report]
>>712986097
I'm tech retarded anon but I can handle right clicking on an image and picking from a list. Also I use google lens to translate written shit and it is absolutely magic.
Anonymous No.712986230 [Report]
>>712986178
It was kinda funny how at first people were saying they were alive and drifting along amd how they were gonna be pulled out.
Anonymous No.712986235 [Report]
>>712986158
Maybe if it was as unfit as you it would be.
Anonymous No.712986241 [Report]
>>712986158
Humans are monsters.
Anonymous No.712986242 [Report] >>712986281 >>712986323
>>712986194
And what would you tag this? https://files.catbox.moe/fggnpg.mp4 Or
https://files.catbox.moe/1ebidc.mp4
Anonymous No.712986281 [Report]
>>712986242
Why's this nigga waving at a fish?
Anonymous No.712986290 [Report]
>>712986115
Reminds me, there was a Walrus that swam all the way to Norway, Denmark and Sweden and hung around in the Baltic on random piers and shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzJ3reoRw6w
Anonymous No.712986323 [Report]
>>712986242
blowjob obviously
Anonymous No.712986325 [Report] >>712986389
>>712979796 (OP)
I love making submarines in Stormworks, it's very comfy being 300m+ down and being able to run around your submarine. Until the megalodon or kraken gets you that is. I made a huge nuclear powered rover thing that drove along the seabed and that was immune to the beasties getting me for some reason.
>make a nuclear sub with icbms
>meg attacks
>impact of the shark sets all the missiles off
>whole thing blows up
Anonymous No.712986389 [Report] >>712986689
>>712986325
We really do need more submarine games.
Anonymous No.712986471 [Report] >>712989171 >>712992136
Anonymous No.712986525 [Report] >>712986571
>>712985169
Aren't they carnivores?
Anonymous No.712986554 [Report]
lol
Anonymous No.712986571 [Report] >>712986612 >>712986825
>>712986525
Yes, that's what the teeth are for.
Anonymous No.712986579 [Report] >>712986604
>>712985375
Awwww he's smiling :)
Anonymous No.712986604 [Report]
>>712986579
Anonymous No.712986612 [Report] >>712986669 >>712986674 >>712988136
>>712986571
What is up with that ghoulish hand?
Anonymous No.712986669 [Report]
>>712986612
It's hard to light skin properly at the bottom of the sea, Cousteau.
Anonymous No.712986673 [Report]
>>712985980
>>712985994
Gods we were strong then
Anonymous No.712986674 [Report] >>712986834
>>712986612
It's a naked human hand under water. You ever take a bath for too long? Your skin gets loose.
Anonymous No.712986678 [Report] >>712986773
>>712979796 (OP)
>tfw you didnt want to hire old white men
Anonymous No.712986689 [Report] >>712986794
>>712986389
I wonder what Subnautica 2 will be like, I heard Below Zero was just 'okay'
Anonymous No.712986764 [Report] >>712987385
>>712984539
Why go through all that when you can just funnel it into a furnace and say he was cremated
Anonymous No.712986773 [Report]
>>712986678
They were clearly overqualified for the job. They had to get less experienced and more inept individuals.
Anonymous No.712986794 [Report] >>712986919
>>712986689
Certainly not good based on the people who owns the IP
Anonymous No.712986815 [Report] >>712988573
Anonymous No.712986824 [Report] >>712988010
>>712984295
Those fish are pretty cool. They basically smack open shells to eat the insides by smashing them against a rock.
Anonymous No.712986825 [Report] >>712986980 >>712987006
>>712986571
We're just anthropomorphising these animals
>Aww look he likes being stroked!
The thing is probably fucking terrified
Anonymous No.712986834 [Report] >>712986926 >>712987161
>>712986674
>gets booped by a shark
>signals white power
Anonymous No.712986893 [Report]
What's the rundown on oceangate?
Anonymous No.712986919 [Report] >>712986972 >>712987024 >>712987041 >>712988559
>>712986794
>main character is black again
Anonymous No.712986926 [Report] >>712986969 >>712986979
>>712986834
Thanks for reminding me how retarded the world is that the sign for OK is interpreted as white power.
Anonymous No.712986969 [Report]
>>712986926
Only in muttmerica
Anonymous No.712986972 [Report] >>712986990 >>712988559
>>712986919
Also whatever this thing is
Anonymous No.712986979 [Report] >>712987041
>>712986926
One of our finer psyops.
Anonymous No.712986980 [Report] >>712987094
>>712986825
If it was, it would use its massive sharp teeth to bite the diver, or swim away. Morays have been shown to actually remember humans that pet them (Sharks and ocotpie do, too), and since they consistently live in one place people are known to visit their eel friends often, plus the fact that the dude petting it isn't wearing a protective glove shows that this particular eel is friendly to humans.
Critters are smarter than you give them credit for.
Anonymous No.712986990 [Report]
>>712986972
Animorph
Anonymous No.712987006 [Report]
>>712986825
Stop your concern trolling, it's called a fight or flight response, not "just sit there and hope the thing I am afraid of decides not to kill me" response.
Anonymous No.712987024 [Report] >>712987054
>>712986919
Hey it could have been a black tranny
Anonymous No.712987041 [Report]
>>712986919
I dunno what you're talking about, the first game's character looked like this.
>>712986979
I think the current pride flag is probably the best. It forces people to associate being black with being gay, and if you take four of them and put them together it makes a swastika.
Anonymous No.712987054 [Report]
>>712987024
Now it's a black zoomer
>What the bus? Is that a leviathan? No cap fr
Anonymous No.712987094 [Report]
>>712986980
Octopie, pardon. It's a shame they don't live very long, or stay with their babies to teach them things. Dudes are smart as fuck and can learn how to use tools and even draw.
Anonymous No.712987153 [Report] >>712987182 >>712987186 >>712987339 >>712989092 >>712989268 >>712989397
I just realized I've posted every single animal in this thread. What the fuck am I doing at 5 AM on /v/.
Anonymous No.712987161 [Report]
>>712986834
>Da whyte man be in cool-ushion with da sharks I'm telling youse!
>Das why dem sharks only eat da black man, da white man been tellin' 'em to!
Anonymous No.712987182 [Report] >>712987215
>>712987153
You're doing god's work
Anonymous No.712987186 [Report] >>712987215
>>712987153
You are a blessing in this cynical workd friend, never stop, no homo btw
Anonymous No.712987215 [Report]
>>712987182
>>712987186
Thanks, bros.
Anonymous No.712987328 [Report]
Anonymous No.712987339 [Report]
>>712987153
Much appreciated friend. I like to think it's time well spent.
Anonymous No.712987383 [Report] >>712987426
aaaiiiieeeeeee!!!!!
Anonymous No.712987385 [Report]
>>712986764
Why bother with that when you can just put some whey in an urn and tell them it's their deceased loved one?
Anonymous No.712987426 [Report]
>>712987383
He's pogging!
Anonymous No.712987468 [Report]
>>712983784
Iirc they started having issues with the controls a while before imploding, so they probably would have known that they're doomed and trapped in a deathtrap for at least several minutes before being smooshed
Anonymous No.712987545 [Report] >>712987653 >>712989048
>Dude let me in
>I'm a fairy!
Anonymous No.712987653 [Report]
>>712987545
This one always gets me rolling.
Anonymous No.712987658 [Report] >>712987873
Anonymous No.712987738 [Report] >>712987775 >>712987793 >>712987820
Anonymous No.712987775 [Report]
>>712987738
that's terrifying
Anonymous No.712987793 [Report]
>>712987738
Just like my Chinese cartoons
Anonymous No.712987820 [Report]
>>712987738
That's a funky dude right there.
Anonymous No.712987852 [Report]
>>712981975
Anonymous No.712987873 [Report]
>>712987658
she cute
Anonymous No.712987928 [Report] >>712987990
>>712982952
Why are animal females like this
Anonymous No.712987948 [Report] >>712988064 >>712991683
Anonymous No.712987950 [Report]
>>712983771
gamepad didn't cause them to become a can of sardines. pressure did
Anonymous No.712987983 [Report]
>>712984350
Also cows
Anonymous No.712987990 [Report] >>712988036 >>712988330
>>712987928
How can i get a gf like this?
Anonymous No.712988010 [Report]
>>712986824
Would that count as tool use?
Anonymous No.712988036 [Report]
>>712987990
Probably your local drug addict shelter.
Anonymous No.712988064 [Report] >>712988130 >>712988250 >>712988319 >>712988428 >>712990179 >>712991827
>>712987948
Anonymous No.712988085 [Report]
>>712983771
the gamepad was the least of this tin can's problems, i think the only time they had major issues with the controls was because the dipshits mounted a thruster backwards
Anonymous No.712988130 [Report] >>712988214
>>712988064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z-QeN-nEPU
Anonymous No.712988136 [Report]
>>712986612
Evolutionary trait tracing back to agriculture in the mesopotanian river valley. Brain sends a signal to make your palm skin wrinkle up. Helped us grip crops underwater.
Anonymous No.712988140 [Report]
>>712979796 (OP)
I got the big sub, and I no longer receive radio transmissions, and I don't know what I'm supposed to do next.
Anonymous No.712988165 [Report]
>>712984453
Don't bully the big retard
Anonymous No.712988204 [Report] >>712988264 >>712991309
>>712985027
NOPE NOPE NOPE
I'm fucking terrified of eels
Anonymous No.712988214 [Report]
>>712988130
It's not feeding the fish btw. It's just grabbing some water to swallow easier. The fish want the poop.
Anonymous No.712988250 [Report]
>>712988064
Why are big animals so polite? Like you have to be pretty smart to understand how big you are compared to the guy picking barnacles off of your scalp.
Anonymous No.712988257 [Report] >>712988316
>>712985825
Not having weapons is fine, it forces you into a different playstyle than just bulldozing through everything. Or it would if, like the other anon said, leviathans were unkillable.
Anonymous No.712988264 [Report]
>>712988204
Here they come!
Anonymous No.712988316 [Report]
>>712988257
It doesn't help that grapling to their heads and donkey punching them to death while riding them is fun as hell, especially when they break the surface of the water so it looks like you're surfing.
Anonymous No.712988319 [Report] >>712988409 >>712988614
>>712988064
Why do subhumans (Japanese) brutally murder these gentle souls?
Anonymous No.712988330 [Report] >>712991306
>>712987990
You're gonna have to break into a zoo
Anonymous No.712988409 [Report] >>712988551
>>712988319
Because a dolphin and a whale dropped the bomb on hiroshima.
Anonymous No.712988428 [Report]
>>712988064
Luv me whales
Anonymous No.712988463 [Report]
>>712981261
I like how the two guys next to her realize what it was but kept quiet.
Anonymous No.712988478 [Report] >>712988625
>>712982952
so fluffy...
Anonymous No.712988551 [Report] >>712988601 >>712988660 >>712988679 >>712989756 >>712991986
>>712988409
This, but due to race relations at the time government censored their contributions to the Manhattan project
Anonymous No.712988559 [Report]
>>712986919
>>712986972
the vast majority of souled humans despise this phenotype and find it revolting. Why do the semites keep making their digital propagandists assault our eyes with images of abject ugliness such as these?
Anonymous No.712988573 [Report]
>>712986815
from the thumbnail it looks like the shark is giving him a blowie :)
Anonymous No.712988601 [Report] >>712991549
>>712988551
Please do not fuck the fish.
Anonymous No.712988614 [Report]
>>712988319
>Why do subhumans (Japanese) brutally murder these gentle souls?
The great American novel is about killing whales and goes into excruciating detail about how that was done in its time
Anonymous No.712988625 [Report]
>>712988478
They are not fluffy
Anonymous No.712988629 [Report]
>>712984350

And yet the worst animal tastes like complete shit. Even sharks don't wanna eat us.
Anonymous No.712988660 [Report] >>712988736 >>712988859
>>712988551
Do they really have rape caves where they drag women to?
Anonymous No.712988679 [Report] >>712988736
>>712988551
How do these sea perverts keep getting away with it?

I bet they had connections to Epstein Island too.
Anonymous No.712988736 [Report]
>>712988660
>>712988679
https://soundcloud.com/user-413219389/dolphin-rape-caves
Anonymous No.712988783 [Report] >>712988829
>>712984350
dogs too
Anonymous No.712988829 [Report]
>>712988783
A ching-chong bing-bong to you too, my friend.
Anonymous No.712988859 [Report]
>>712988660
Not just women
Anonymous No.712989005 [Report] >>712989064 >>712989182 >>712989202 >>712991549
Since we're talking about dolphins;
>Dozens of trainers are arrested every year at sea parks because they fuck dolphins, both male and female
>The dolphins are usually the ones who start it because they're lonely and stuck in tanks all day
>Trainers that are caught are arrested, obviously, and taken away from the dolphin forever
>The dolphin thinks the trainers leaving them means they hate them, so they fucking drown or starve themselves out of depression
Please do not fuck the dolphins.
Anonymous No.712989048 [Report] >>712989324
>>712987545
Anonymous No.712989064 [Report]
>>712989005
...No, it's the law that is wrong.
Anonymous No.712989072 [Report]
>>712983773
Really?
Anonymous No.712989092 [Report]
>>712987153
imagine going throught millions of years of evolution just to end up looking like this
Anonymous No.712989171 [Report]
>>712986471
>second eel in his cuckchair cave
ayylmao
Anonymous No.712989182 [Report]
>>712989005
...Dozens every year? Is that where those fabled 100 gigs of dolphin porn come from?
Anonymous No.712989202 [Report]
>>712989005
Just let the lovers remain together!
Anonymous No.712989268 [Report]
>>712987153
Happens to me every time I wanna go to sleep, an animal thread starts and I'm compelled to post webms in it
Anonymous No.712989324 [Report] >>712989389
>>712989048
If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in your base.
Anonymous No.712989389 [Report] >>712991963
>>712989324
why the fuck would she have hands? reapers don't have hands or pussies
Anonymous No.712989397 [Report]
>>712987153
I enjoy your work and efforts.
Anonymous No.712989464 [Report]
>>712985729
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.712989574 [Report]
>>712983784
Executions are more about optics than swift painless deaths. The chair was advertised as the most humane and we know how it actually went down. Even our modern drug cocktails are imperfect, only carried by the total paralysis hiding the horror of botched executions from onlookers.
Anonymous No.712989619 [Report] >>712989669
>subnautica thread
>not a single soul discussing the game
typical /v/ thread
Anonymous No.712989653 [Report] >>712989734 >>712991653
do you name your ships?
Anonymous No.712989665 [Report] >>712992328
>>712979796 (OP)
What were they even trying to do again?
Anonymous No.712989669 [Report]
>>712989619
Still better than AI or Stellar Blade threads, honestly.
Anonymous No.712989734 [Report]
>>712989653
I named my Prawn the Fish Fister. I think I killed twelve Reapers that game.
Anonymous No.712989756 [Report] >>712989862 >>712990014
>>712988551
Are dolphins smart enough to be sued for sexual assault?
Anonymous No.712989782 [Report]
ever wondered whats really down in the abyss?
Anonymous No.712989862 [Report] >>712989920
>>712989756
They're smart enough not to be sued.
Anonymous No.712989920 [Report]
>>712989862
heh
Anonymous No.712990014 [Report] >>712990192 >>712990236 >>712991738 >>712992672
Another dolphin thing:
>NASA and the CIA notices that dolphins are smart as fuck and actually have words, instead of just making guttural noises (Like they have specific names for seaweed and clams and shit) so they want to see if they can get one to speak english
>Never mind that their vocal cords are completely different than humans so if they did speak english it would probably sound like that "ooh long johnson" cat video
>They take a baby male dolphin and an adult human female and put them in a half flooded house where they live together
>The woman tries to teach the dolphin words every day, but it just keeps clicking at her
>Eventually it becomes a teenager and gets horny, so it assaults her because he wants pussy
>They take the dolphin to a local seaworld to get it some strange from other dolphins, but they realize this could fuck with the experiment if it talks to the other dolphins
>So they just make the human woman jerk it off whenever it wants
>Like five years in, experiment is going nowhere, funding will probably be cut soon
>Fuck it, give the dolphin and woman LSD and have them trip balls together, see what happens
>Entire thing gets shut down less than a year later
And nothing was learned other than dolphins are really horny.
>>712989756
What are you going to do, seize the seaweed he wears on his head?
Anonymous No.712990052 [Report]
>>712979796 (OP)
space is fake
deep sea is fake
nukes are fake
Anonymous No.712990085 [Report]
>>712986078
HON HON HON !
Anonymous No.712990179 [Report]
>>712988064
How the fuck do barnacles even get there?
What do they eat?
Anonymous No.712990192 [Report]
>>712990014
So she ended up fucking the dolphin while tripping balls on LSD didn't she? And that was too much even for the glowiest of glowniggers.
Anonymous No.712990236 [Report]
>>712990014
Well if you think about it
>Get adopted by an alien woman
>Makes strange noises at you for years
>Become a teen
>It looks to you that the alien woman is borderline giving it to you
>"I'm sorry step-mom, I can't hold back anymore"
>Later get borderline nursing handjobs
Like come on
Anonymous No.712990605 [Report] >>712990646
>>712985695
What the fuck, why?
Anonymous No.712990646 [Report] >>712990761 >>712992208
>>712990605
Arm was damaged, and it will just grow back anyway, so crabs will remove fucked up limbs rather than wasting time letting them heal.
Anonymous No.712990761 [Report] >>712990850
>>712990646
They can regrow limbs?
Doesn't that take a fuckton of time for the exoskeleton?
Anonymous No.712990850 [Report]
>>712990761
I think it's easier for them to just let it grow back instead of having a useless dangling thing weighing them down and getting caught on shit. I dunno I'm not a crab, I promise.
Anonymous No.712990978 [Report] >>712991078 >>712991235
>>712984937
i interviewed for a job at an aquarium shortly after COVID lockdowns. we were in a room behind the stingray touch tank. the stingrays were so touch-starved that they were nearly crawling out of the tank to play while i was doing the interview. hardest job interview i ever had, i really wanted to call it off and play with the stingrays. but i remained professional. i didnt get the job.
Anonymous No.712990979 [Report]
>>712985520
bro stop petting the sharks. the last thing I want is a shark learning to expect that from me
nigger No.712991072 [Report]
>>712984940
aye agreed consciousness is a naturally emergent property of electromagnetism
Anonymous No.712991078 [Report]
>>712990978
>i didn't get the job.
clearly they were testing to see if you'd pet the stingrays and you failed
Anonymous No.712991185 [Report]
>>712982836
Kawaii!
Anonymous No.712991235 [Report] >>712991959
>>712990978
Rays are radical dudes that really love to hang out with people, once they get to know them https://files.catbox.moe/sa9fld.mov
Anonymous No.712991306 [Report]
>>712988330
>the shiver after the pet
God damn you know that felt amazing no wonder animals get obsessed with humans nobody else using their grabbers for pets
Anonymous No.712991309 [Report]
>>712988204
there's no need to be scared of morays. they tend to be really chill and affectionate. just dont wave your hand in front of their noses and you'll be fine (they can't see well and will mistake your hand for their favorite food, an octopus). i used to work with a green moray eel, almost six feet long, who demanded head pats and hand feeding. he was a good lad, he got rid of my own eel fear.
Anonymous No.712991549 [Report] >>712992150
>>712988601
>>712989005
a lot of behavior that humans attribute to "this dolphins wants to fuck me" is just the dolphins using the most sensitive parts of their bodies to feel things. they use their genitals the same way we use our hands, to discover the world around them.
Anonymous No.712991615 [Report]
>>712979796 (OP)
The worst thing about this accident is that they knew they were going to die. The sub was attempting an emergency ascent when it imploded.

The last thing they ever heard was the hull crackling as its integrity failed.
Anonymous No.712991653 [Report]
>>712989653
i named my last one The Mnifilization
Anonymous No.712991683 [Report]
>>712987948
I want to scrape barnacles off whales
Anonymous No.712991738 [Report]
>>712990014
This has to be made up.
>Checks wikipedia
It's real, what the fuck? Dolphins are smart enough to manipulate NASA to give them sex and drugs?
Anonymous No.712991790 [Report] >>712991857 >>712991948
>>712983381
dont octopus fucking bite?
Anonymous No.712991809 [Report]
>>712984940
You could say the same things about human beings too. Animals deserve love and respect.
Anonymous No.712991827 [Report]
>>712988064
I wish that was my job
Anonymous No.712991857 [Report]
>>712991790
yes but they're smart and don't do it for no reason
Anonymous No.712991948 [Report]
>>712991790
He got teeth, don't he?
Anonymous No.712991959 [Report] >>712992079
>>712991235
Post the webm of the kid petting the giant freshwater stingray
Anonymous No.712991963 [Report]
>>712989389
>or pussies
You don't know that
Anonymous No.712991986 [Report]
>>712988551
kek, how does the dolphin know
Anonymous No.712992014 [Report]
>>712983381
Its okay. You can always birth a hundred more. Khrisna bless their souls
Anonymous No.712992079 [Report]
>>712991959
Already dun it. >>712984937
Anonymous No.712992136 [Report]
>>712986471
> 2
Anonymous No.712992150 [Report] >>712992290
>>712991549
wat
Anonymous No.712992208 [Report]
>>712990646
>republic_commando_visor.webm
Anonymous No.712992243 [Report]
>>712985080
Dolphins like them so much they use them to get high
Anonymous No.712992281 [Report] >>712992557
>>712984453
>>712984504
>>712984554
>>712984607
>Dear diary, today I learned that sunfish are the niggers of the sea.
Anonymous No.712992290 [Report]
>>712992150
how else you going to figure out how something feels if you don't have hands?
Anonymous No.712992328 [Report]
>>712989665
fucking save the penguin
Anonymous No.712992358 [Report]
>>712986195
sick ass drift
Anonymous No.712992557 [Report]
>>712992281
Nah, that'd be dolphins
>Rape people
>Beat the fuck out of eachother, even forming gangs to beat up female dolphins
>One time scientists thought they found a pink whale, but it was actually just constantly attacked by a gang of dolphins so much that its skin was totally swollen
>Do drugs by letting pufferfish sting them
Anonymous No.712992575 [Report]
>>712979796 (OP)
Titanic out here still drowning rich people all these years later. Never change you soggy bitch.
Anonymous No.712992672 [Report]
>>712990014
wouldn't surprise me if this ever happened