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>Chancellor, we've received word from Obi-Wan Kenobi... he has entered the powerlifting meet
>And we can only hope that he is up to the challenge of breaking some PRs
>I should be there with him
>It's upsetting to me that the Natty council doesn't seem to recognize your good genetics...
>More and more I feel I'm being excluded from the council. I know there are things about fitness that they're not telling me.
>They don't trust you, Anakin. They see your future... they know that your gains will be too powerful to compete with. You must break through the fog of broscience that the council has built around you. Let me help you to know the subtleties of the gains.
>How do you know the ways of the gains?
>My personal trainer taught me everything about the gains... even the nature of the tren.
>You know the tren???
>Anakin, if one is to understand the great hypertrophy, one must study all it's aspects, not just the dogmatic "natural" view of the council. If you wish to become a complete and aesthetic bodybuilder you must embrace... a larger view of the gains. Only through me can you achieve a power greater than any natty... and you be even be able to save your body from a certain DYEL fate.
>...What did you say?
>Use my cycle, I beg you!
>You're the ROID LORD!
>Anakin, you've always been searching for a life greater than that of an ordinary natty... a life of significant vascularity, of visible striations.
>Are you going to try and mog me?
>I would certainly like to!
>I know you would... I can feel your desire to mog everyone in sight... it gives you focus, makes you stronger...
>I'm going to expose you as a fake natty to the council. I will quickly discover the best method to get big.
>You are strong and have great genes Anakin. Use the power of the juice. The power to finally make it.
>And we can only hope that he is up to the challenge of breaking some PRs
>I should be there with him
>It's upsetting to me that the Natty council doesn't seem to recognize your good genetics...
>More and more I feel I'm being excluded from the council. I know there are things about fitness that they're not telling me.
>They don't trust you, Anakin. They see your future... they know that your gains will be too powerful to compete with. You must break through the fog of broscience that the council has built around you. Let me help you to know the subtleties of the gains.
>How do you know the ways of the gains?
>My personal trainer taught me everything about the gains... even the nature of the tren.
>You know the tren???
>Anakin, if one is to understand the great hypertrophy, one must study all it's aspects, not just the dogmatic "natural" view of the council. If you wish to become a complete and aesthetic bodybuilder you must embrace... a larger view of the gains. Only through me can you achieve a power greater than any natty... and you be even be able to save your body from a certain DYEL fate.
>...What did you say?
>Use my cycle, I beg you!
>You're the ROID LORD!
>Anakin, you've always been searching for a life greater than that of an ordinary natty... a life of significant vascularity, of visible striations.
>Are you going to try and mog me?
>I would certainly like to!
>I know you would... I can feel your desire to mog everyone in sight... it gives you focus, makes you stronger...
>I'm going to expose you as a fake natty to the council. I will quickly discover the best method to get big.
>You are strong and have great genes Anakin. Use the power of the juice. The power to finally make it.
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