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>a collection of at least 1500 fiction and non-fiction books, all read and annotated,
niggative
>the ability to play at least one musical instrument at semi-pro level,
now we're getting into my zone, yes!
>a tasteful collection of wine and spirits,
hell yes
>multiple antiques and paintings,
not yet, collecting is for gays and women
>ongoing renovation plans for his house,
for sure
>an emergency preparedness kit,
one in the home and one in the car, two is one - one is none
>multiple guns of various types and the training to use them,
some would say too many, others would say not enough
>at least 2 cars including an SUV,
can only drive one at a time
>a vacation cabin capable of housing multiple families,
vacations are for wagie workoids, don't need em
>daily family dinners,
with my imaginary friends
>monthly contact with all extended family and at least one annual face to face contact,
yeah no thanks
>a close group of straight White friends
yes
>he's known since elementary school,
no, my elementary school was full of faggots
>an active role in his community through social clubs and volunteer work,
yes
>a net worth of at least $1500000 including multiple sources of passive income and a diversified stock portfolio that consistently beats the market average,
pretty good guess there anon, I'm gonna have to say yes to those two
>the ability to take frequent trips with his spouse and friends as well as family trips,
the ability to, though I never do, sorry sweetie gotta work
>a 6+ pack/inch cock/ft height, and an active but discrete sex life
of course. now what, what's my grand prize after this sisiphean feat?
>what happened to your boulder, goy?