Past a certain age...

>>212662691 (OP)
>a man without a three-story house (basement), a rewarding, 6 figure-paying job in a critical industry on trajectory to upper management or equivalent profit from a business owned and operated, the respect of his coworkers, a company car, an athletic lifestyle, a healthy sleep schedule, a full head of hair, a faithful and pretty stay-at-home White Christian wife and at least two biological White healthy children who attend church weekly (mainline Anglo-Saxon protestant denomination with lowkey christian right leanings), a vested interest in his children's education and keeping them on track to attend an ivy league university, control over his children's screen time and social media usage, college funds for his children, 2 intelligent shepherd breed dogs with no inbreeding related health problems, a collection of at least 1500 fiction and non-fiction books, all read and annotated, the ability to play at least one musical instrument at semi-pro level, a tasteful collection of wine and spirits, multiple antiques and paintings, ongoing renovation plans for his house, an emergency preparedness kit, multiple guns of various types and the training to use them, at least 2 cars including an SUV, a vacation cabin capable of housing multiple families, daily family dinners, monthly contact with all extended family and at least one annual face to face contact, a close group of straight White friends he's known since elementary school, an active role in his community through social clubs and volunteer work, a net worth of at least $1500000 including multiple sources of passive income and a diversified stock portfolio that consistently beats the market average, the ability to take frequent trips with his spouse and friends as well as family trips, a 6+ pack/inch cock/ft height, and an active but discrete sex life can be a bad thing.

>>212662761
35 and have exactly none of that

>>212662761
>a man without a three-story house (basement),
no
>a rewarding, 6 figure-paying job in a critical industry on trajectory to upper management or equivalent profit from a business owned and operated,
yes
>the respect of his coworkers,
yes
>a company car,
don't want one, my car is better
>an athletic lifestyle,
used to
>a healthy sleep schedule,
lmao
>a full head of hair
shaved, get fucked norwood reaper
>a faithful and pretty stay-at-home White Christian wife and at least two biological White healthy children who attend church weekly (mainline Anglo-Saxon protestant denomination with lowkey christian right leanings),
a vested interest in his children's education and keeping them on track to attend an ivy league university, control over his children's screen time and social media usage, college funds for his children,
yes.. I mean lmao no of course not
>2 intelligent shepherd breed dogs with no inbreeding related health problems,
lots of animals but zero pets

>>212663537
>a collection of at least 1500 fiction and non-fiction books, all read and annotated,
niggative
>the ability to play at least one musical instrument at semi-pro level,
now we're getting into my zone, yes!
>a tasteful collection of wine and spirits,
hell yes
>multiple antiques and paintings,
not yet, collecting is for gays and women
>ongoing renovation plans for his house,
for sure
>an emergency preparedness kit,
one in the home and one in the car, two is one - one is none
>multiple guns of various types and the training to use them,
some would say too many, others would say not enough
>at least 2 cars including an SUV,
can only drive one at a time
>a vacation cabin capable of housing multiple families,
vacations are for wagie workoids, don't need em
>daily family dinners,
with my imaginary friends
>monthly contact with all extended family and at least one annual face to face contact,
yeah no thanks
>a close group of straight White friends
yes
>he's known since elementary school,
no, my elementary school was full of faggots
>an active role in his community through social clubs and volunteer work,
yes
>a net worth of at least $1500000 including multiple sources of passive income and a diversified stock portfolio that consistently beats the market average,
pretty good guess there anon, I'm gonna have to say yes to those two
>the ability to take frequent trips with his spouse and friends as well as family trips,
the ability to, though I never do, sorry sweetie gotta work
>a 6+ pack/inch cock/ft height, and an active but discrete sex life
of course. now what, what's my grand prize after this sisiphean feat?
>what happened to your boulder, goy?

>a man without as 15+ year old meme folder is a bad thing

>>212662691 (OP)
A man not living for allah/jesus is a bad thing

>>212662761
Literally nobody has that

>>212662761
What age?

>>212662761
36 and I have none of that, and I'm saying this without reading your post.

>>212668315
After reading it I confirm my previous post.

>>212662691 (OP)
>your prostate stops working properly and pee just sort of dribbles out. If you’re lucky you wake up a couple of times a night to piss, if not you’re a grown man peeing the bed

>>212662761
this list gets longer every time it's posted.

>>212662761
>ivy league
means nothing anymore
just send them to a respectable state university

I live rent-free in my grandma's two-story home with my girlfriend (pill addict)

why didn't he just not cheat on his wife? it's not like michelle monaghan isn't hot as fuck

>>212662761
over.

>>212668600
the first time was a mistake he could've prevented
but when you happen to run into the girl who's life you saved 10 years ago when she was like 14/15 and spent the following years idealizing you and dreaming about fucking your brains out as the ultimate thank you for helping her out, there is literally nothing any man could ever do to refuse that, particularly as she was so hot

>>212668693
He could have fought off the urge to coom for 10 seconds, said “I’m happy it all worked out for you” and went home like a normal person with a shred of self-control would

>>212669021
self-control wasn't his issue there, that girl was on a mission
like I said, she 100% thought of him as both a savior, a handsome cop, and the dad she never had
there's no refusing that, she would've stalked him or something if he turned her down

>>212662691 (OP)
Past a certain age, a man who can't even mow his own lawn can be a bad thing.

>>212662761
>no mandatory butt mistress side chick to de-compress from family life twice a week
this guy is a washed up loser