>>42315529
>“Twilight Sparkle, I have personally ordered an investigation into the destruction of the Golden Oaks library.”
>“It turns out that you only used the attack of a rampaging villain as a cover-up for what really happened. You sprayed gasoline everywhere and you made the library more likely to set alight.”
>“Under normal circumstances, a tree of this particular species has a very high ignition temperature and cannot normally be burned by anything known to ponykind. That is, until you came along.”
>“Well, this is all I have to say. I am turning you over to Ponyville’s finest and I hope you have a good lawyer. And don’t think you won’t be hearing from the insurance company.”

>>42306108
“You lost your identity? I gave you a gift and you all formed a cult to worship me like a goddess, as though to insult me and hold me to a higher standard! I want nothing of the gruesome acts committed in my name and I want this nonsense to stop. I’d like us to be friends again and for you to have your identities back, but this madness must stop.”

>“There you are, Rarity! What makes you think you could get away with making a dress out of the brethren of my beloved Philomena?”