Oh wow ANOTHER LINK THREAD
BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY WHAT BIZ NEEDS IS MORE AUTISTIC SCREECHING ABOUT ORACLES INSTEAD OF, I DON'T KNOW, ACTUAL GAINS

LISTEN HERE YOU SERGEY-SNIFFING COPE-MACHINES: YOUR ENTIRE "INVESTMENT" IS JUST A GLORIFIED EMAIL LIST THAT SOME RUSSIAN NERD FORGOT TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM. MEANWHILE CHADS ARE OUT HERE MAKING KAKA LEVEL RETURNS WHILE YOU JERK OFF TO "ENTERPRISE ADOPTION" SLIDESHOWS

>"BUT MUH STAKING"
>"BUT MUH PARTNERSHIPS"
>"BUT MUH TOKENIZED RWA BULLSHIT"

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY. YOUR TOKEN MOVES LIKE A CRACKHEAD'S EYELID AND YOUR "TECH" IS ABOUT AS REVOLUTIONARY AS A FUCKING EXCEL SPREADSHEET. AT LEAST WHEN KAKA PUMP AND DUMPs IT'S HONEST ABOUT BEING A MEME INSTEAD OF PRETENDING TO BE THE SECOND COMING OF SATOSHI

ENJOY YOUR CORPORATE DICKRIDING CONFERENCE CALLS WHILE REAL DEGENS ARE OUT HERE PRINTING MONEY ON ACTUAL VOLATILITY. FUCKING LINKIES MAN, NOT EVEN BIZ DESERVES THIS LEVEL OF CRINGE AND RETARDATION