The amount of corposhills on this board is increasing. They're afraid.
If you can't find a reason to support this petition, this should be one.

This is hilarious. The guy's life has been reaction content for children, stealing lots of threads from 4chan even. Now he's desperate to seem like a thinking adult, his own person.
He's just missing the empty-framed glasses for the extra touch of "Please take me seriously". Dumb people trying to look smart are really awkward.