>>716431883
According to the french translation of the game...
>Peach is her mom
>Luigi is her father
He'd be banging his niece if he did that.
>>716431741
>Zelda and link not a couple...
Correct. They desperately WANT to be a couple, but she is Royalty who must have an arranged marriage.
Unsure if they ever hook up or are just stuck pining over each other.
>Peach and Mario
>Kissing
Bitch kisses him on the cheek.
Mario sunshine hints are confusion that Peach is Bowser Jrs mom which Peach doesn't deny meaning most likely Bowser and Peach have fucked.
Maybe we need to come to the realization that Peach will have sex with dudes transactionally or for funsies and is kinda a slut.