This movie's story feels like it would be more fitting for one of those spinoff NES games than an actual theatrical release, like let's not mention how the entire plot is kicked off by a fucking snickers bar or whatever but why the fuck is the dickheadosaurus even a thing in the first place? they cannot house it in the park for obvious reasons and the excuse the film gives makes no sense, whatever money they save by using it to write off taxes (lmao) will still be burned by having to feed this literal godzilla sized monster and housing it in it's own high security facility that looked more high tech than the actual main lab on Nublar
Also why the fuck did they even give it some comicbook villain name in the first place? it's like if a genetics lab created a 2 headed mutant hairless rat and instead of disposing of this obvious failure they named it the raticus satanicus or whatever and spent their entire budget on keeping it alive