Spinosisters... what went wrong?

This was such obvious money laundering I dont know how else you could explain this shit

>>213412387 (OP)
What did she think that was a bandana of +10 strength or something? What the fuck is going on here

>>213412387 (OP)
Watchout, lady! ITS COMING UP BEHIND YO-ohh..

>>213412387 (OP)
Looks good. Now show the T-Rex raft scene in full

>>213412387 (OP)
I can only find a cam rip of this.
Guess it isn't even worth a watch.

>>213412813
>looks good
>kill literally happens off screen
lmao

>>213412387 (OP)
Why can Spinosaurus swim now? Is that canon?

>>213412387 (OP)
>Spinosisters... what went wrong?
WTF why did they retcon its entire design?

>>213412910
>>213412978
It's canon AND much better.

>>213412387 (OP)
looks cool

>>213412978
because paleonerds pitch a bitch fit about the "accuracy" of movie monster dinosaurs

JP3 mogs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijpiGK1KQA0

>>213413714
So why hasnt the T-Rex changed at all?

>>213412910
this was a thing since 3

>>213414407
because its the defacto mascot of the film dumbass

>>213414407
Well unlike the forgettable spinosaurus, the T-Rex design is the most popular, recognisable and iconic dinosaur design to ever exist. Why would they ever change it?

>>213413714
They established in the film that this island is for the mutants and rejects, why give a fuck about accuracy after that's stated

>>213415023
>They established in the film that this island is for the mutants and rejects
So why does the T-Rex look exactly the same?

>>213412387 (OP)
This looks better than the last three world films combined.

>>213415105
His head is the size of like 5 grown ass people, it's clearly oversized which is probably a mutation they didn't want

>>213415239
Are you blind?

JP3 isn't the height of cinema but btfos every world film except maybe the first
And the spino looks way cooler even if it isn't accurate now, that fucker is the best dino in the franchise imo

>>213415476
Mein Neger. 3 was flawed but also had stronger parts than the sequels.
Also it had the only kid in the franchise that wasn't a useless/dangerous retard

>>213412978
>>213413714
>>213415023
The side media for Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom retconned that the JP3 Spinosaurus was a prototype attempt at making hybrids.

>>213415902
retarded revisionism to appease autistic dinonerds

If you are not aware, the Spinosaurus debate has become one of the most heated debates in modern paleontology.

Starting in the 2010's and still going to this very day, a series of papers have been published leading to the creation of 2 hypothesis that are dividing the paleontology world (or more specifically the Spino nerds which are a specific kind of paleonerds that often get bullied by other people in the field)

Its not really debated now a days that the Spino was a bipedal animal (cope and seethe quadrupedal-cels), and that he was a semi aquatic predator, but here is where the war begins.

Hypothesis A
The Spinosaurus was a heron like hunter, meaning that it stuck to shallow waters and the shore lines of lakes and rivers and it would catch its pray by using his head to poke underwater, again, like modern day herons. It did not have the capacity to dive, it was not good swimmer and its massive tail was used for attracting a mate.

Hypothesis B
The Spinosaurus did NOT hunt like a heron. The spino had the capacity to fully dive and chase its prey underwater. It was a great swimmer and its massive tail was used much like we see in modern crocodiles. (this still in rivers and lakes, sorry but ocean Spinosaurus aren't real)

>Hmmm anon what if it used both ways of hunting? What if it was capable of diving and chasing underwater but it sometimes also hunted like a heron?
kill yourself, this is not a position any respected person in the field (currently) defends, stop being a centrist and pick your side, the papers published since the 2010's directly contradict each other, there is currently no room for both hypothesis to coexist.

(and no a Spino could not snap a T-Rex's neck like in Jurassic Park 3, its jaw was literally not built for that)

Now that you are aware of this make sure to check once in a while on the current state of this debate because one side will come out on top and the other will be absolutely humiliated

>>213412387 (OP)
A dinosaur and a ninja? So cool

>>213415476
>>213415800
>>213415994
Good morning, brown friend!

>>213416068
It's 1 am...

I loved it

>>213412387 (OP)
What an awfully staged scene.

Just saw it, entertaining enough
Way better than 5 and 6, debatably better than 4
The mercs were above average human characters for this series.
Villain was miles better than in 4-6

Ocean scenes were the best ofc

MILF granny ScarJo was hot, WOULD smash so hard hnnnng
Great tits

>>213415993
Informative post, anon. I've read and appreciated it. If anyone I know brings up the spinossaurus in a conversation, I'll have something to say.

The Latin chick actually mogged Scarlet, but the movie itself was pure shit, basically the same as any movie this year. It's only getting worse year by year too. We get like one movie a year that's even worth watching these days, its insane. What happened?

I'll download this movie to jerkoff to scarjo's titties tonight

>>213416717
i havent seen it yet but that is exactly how i expected it to shake out after seeing the trailer - dropping the nonsensical plot of the previous world movies can only be a good thing.

>28 years later
>but with Jurassic World
And then there's also 28 Years Later movie that comes out same year. Can't make this shit up

>>213412387 (OP)
Wait so Ingen created a paleontologically inaccurate Spino in 3 then they made another one but updated it to look worse and be suckier on purpose to be just to be more scientifically accurate?

>>213412504
She would have been ripped in half and killed instantly by the force of that enormous animal. Spine snapped, lungs burse, no voice at all just crunching.

>>213417231
They retconned the entire story to say they manufactured everything, outside of the original Jurassic Park. To the point where they can even clone or make humans, but they never mention that part after the Chris Pratt ones.

Stronk womyn sent to special missions is the retardest trope

>>213412387 (OP)
is an OK flick

>>213412387 (OP)
Anyone have a good webm of scarjos ass towards the end of the movie?

Huh? Is spino part squid or something?

The CGI is getting so bad to the point where if Hollywood is outsourcing to India in general will it get to a point where we basically switch to Bollywood movies? Same CGI, and probably better written at this point since its nothing but remakes and same IPs they keep rehashing.

bouncy bouncy

>>213418158
>quick! the anacondas are hunting with the jaguars! it's uhh a mutation...

>>213415105
that t rex is an incel t rex

>>213415105
There's regular dilophosaurus, compys, raptors, titanosaurs, etc. It's basically just regular dino island plus a few mutants. No one cares about lore consistency anymore.

>>213418349
this and he was useless and retarded he couldn't catch shit or even puncture the raft despite chewing

>>213412387 (OP)
They should just go back and remake the book, but as a horror movie.

>>213418303
ESL moment

>>213417898
The whole sequence where the guy was taking a piss and the raptors sneak up behind him was some of the worst green screen work I've ever seen

>>213418533
Kek feel like they just filmed that part and sent a memo to the Indian team "add anything you want"

>>213415105
he cute tho

The CGI in Rebirth is actually pretty good.

>>213417851
YEs

>>213418158
Why wouldn't the mosasaurus just eat one of the spinosaurus?

>>213412387 (OP)
The first two deaths were so pointless. That one guy who starts shooting the dinosaurs from the boat for no reason and then instantly gets eaten.

>>213418158
I can see the spinos swimming but they seem like they're swimming awfully fucking fast

>>213418426
He had managed to catch and kill that dinosaur on the beach and then ate himself to sleep don't be so harsh on him

>>213417231
>>213415902
>>213415023
>>213413714
>>213412978
My headcanon is that when Ingen made the Rebirth Spinosaurs, that they thought they were failures because they didn´t fit the look that Spinosaurus had at the time in the 1980´s. They assumed it looked like an oversized Baryonix with a sail. So when they were "fixing" the Spinosaurus, they created an hybrid by accident (or on purpose).

It would explain why the JP-III Spino could do things that no other 'normal' Spinosaurus couldn't.

>>213415993
I am fully in the Spinosaurus could swim-really-well camp. If you want Heron type Spinosaurids, look no further than Suchomimus and Baryonix who did not have paddle tails nor thermal regulating sails.

>>213418158
Absolute spino humiliation ritual

>>213412387 (OP)
Abysmal trash. Poor writing and absolute slop for retards.

>>213412387 (OP)
spino got nerfed hard and they were still the coolest dinos in the movie

>>213412387 (OP)
What type of Dino does Scarlett voices?

>>213418724
it was weird they hire recognizable actors for roles like that nowadays
i suppose they wanted a white chad to die first

>>213412387 (OP)
I still want more deaths in these movies. If it werent for the helicopter crushing at the end the death toll would have been even worse than 6

>>213412387 (OP)
all that modern color grading eww

>>213412387 (OP)
She was cute

>>213418914
was he really even recognizable though? I mean yeah I knew I had seen him in something before but I had to look up what it was and I didn't even know his name.

>>213418985
the tattoos ruined her but the pit shot was cool

>>213412833
There's a DOLBY VISION Profile 8 version out. I'm watching it right now as I post this. Fucking shameful

Dinosaurs are literally a jewish scam lmfao

You people pick some of the weirdest shit to bitch about.

>>213412387 (OP)
this movie was awesome
>best jurassic park since II

This is called a inverted minimum viable product (iMVP). Instead of developing a project to add more features, they are removing features to establish what is the least amount of quality/investment they can reach before running a movie and/or brand at a loss. I don't blame them. It's like Only Fans, as long as sucker is willing to pay for it, you might as well charge him as much as you can.

>>213418985
>>213419035
Just say you like men, you faggot

>>213412833
>potentially wanting to watch a movie because of a fully clothed 45 year old woman

no, you shouldn't watch it, you should just kill yourself instead

>>213419116
Every JP/JW movie makes like a billion dollars.
They're one of the most profitable franchises in Hollywood atm and there seems to be an endless appetite for what is ostensibly the same story over and over again.
It makes me wonder why literally no other studio takes a crack at dinosaur movies.

>>213418158
Noice. But yeah so JP is basically same as Sharknado or Jaws 5 now? Im hoing to enjoy this

>>213419211
its been nothing but dinosaurs chasing and eating people for 25 years now

>>213412978
Because the original Spino buck broke Trex fans so hard they had to remove every reminder of it’s existence.

>>213418985
another Spino humiliation ritual...

Is Rexy still the Gojira of these piece of shit sequels?

>>213418158
God this movie was beyond retarded.

>>213419312
Rexy isn't in this one at all. It's a new T-Rex and its only in one single scene.

>>213419136
She's nothing like a man, cuck

>>213419378
>It's a new T-Rex and its only in one single scene.
Peak soulless

>>213419379

>>213419232
Yeah but they set the standards. It should be getting better instead of melting into the surroundings

>>213419378
>Rexy isn't in this one at all.

But that's good. Aren't you fucking sick of Rexy suddenly showing up to save the day in every single movie? There's more than one T-rex in the JP world. This new one looks like he's been roiding. He's a bulky motherfucker, even his arms look muscular

>>213418533
I think that was a strong contender for the worst scene of the entire franchise.

>>213419476
fuck you

>>213420036

>AAAHHHH SAVE ME MOSASAURUS

>>213417851
Wtf

>>213419880
Jesus, that CGI looks pathetic

>>213420145
The CGI unironically looks fine. Or are you talking about the terrible obvious greenscreen effect when it shows the guy paddling?

they dressed the little girl up like Dora The Explorer. Jfc

>>213419880
why do they always do the same stupid excessive roaring? REAL apex predators just kill and eat stuff , they waste energy yelling at its food before eating it.

what 15 years does to a mf

Female DEI helicopter pilot spotted. This movie is atrocious

>>213420470
>REAL apex predators

good thing this is a genetically engineered freak, possibly designed to roar more to wow park guests

>>213420646
good lord this movie was kino

>>213420646
>completely mogs the spinos
Rex kino is back on the menu boys

>>213419936
>>213418533
here's your total velociraptor screentime bro

>>213420646
I yawned after this sequence. A movie where you can't believe for a second that any of the characters are in danger from the dinosaurs is BORING.

>>213417851
Maybe hybrid shenanigans, maybe the light. Who knows

>>213420646
the CGI looks so bad here

>>213418730
Do you not see the gigantic sails on their backs, you retard.

Was there normal animals during dinosaur times, like monkeys, snakes, whales and shit?

>>213419042
link? I'm bored, could watch it

it's funny how they mostly filmed this on location but then they replaced all the background with shitty CGI foliage and mountains. like, what the fuck?

>>213419042
nigga don't tell me you have fucking motion smoothing enabled on your television

>>213418985
>OMG is that a mentally ill quirk chungus that looks like a boy? Sooo hot!
kys

>>213420184
>The CGI unironically looks fine.
It's looks like Bollywood CGI man. Come on.

>>213418985
dumbass lil critter lookin nigga

>>213421384
There were snakes, birds, fish. Mammals were small and roden-like because dinos dominated everything.

>>213421008
here is the raptor deleted scene
https://x.com/JWEscreenshots1/status/1952582347989151848

>>213418349
have rex

>>213421549
Bollywood CGI is incredibly impressive then. I mean the CGI here isnt groundbreaking, but its far from pathetic. Watch some scenes in Superman and Fantastic Four if you want actually abysmal CGI. Besides the human greenscreen this was fine.

>>213412387 (OP)
Make way for true Jurassic Kino

>>213416717
Pretty much this.

>>213421634
Well wouldn't it make sense for smart raptors to recognise guns?

>>213417851
>squid
Or a chameleon-like ability.
Since a modern reptile can do it, it's one of those things that's fair game for "sure, why not, give it a dinosaur," like the dilophosaurus frill and venom spitting. Maybe some of them could do it but we'll never have any fossil evidence of it either way

>>213412387 (OP)
Just saw it.
JP > LWJP > JPIII > JWR > the rest. It isn’t as insulting as the Chris Pratt trilogy but still shit. 5/10 it’s mid.

>>213419157
Primitive war coming soon.

>>213422371

>>213422403

>>213422310
JP > JW > JP2 > JWR > the rest
FTFY

>>213422420

>>213421959
The mutant dinosaurs were coming

>>213419880
>T-rex joins Border Patrol, is deployed to the Rio Grande river

>>213421851
have two

>>213420525
the best skin money can buy

>>213420646
Wait since when can T-Rex swim????

I thought it was assumed they would drown instantly?

>>213421253
any better?

>>213415105
>>213415239
>>213415359
anon is correct it is oversized.
its a "mega t-rex"

>>213422465
the number 1 reason people will buy this is scare their cats

>>213421172
woah. you mean to say you knew the family movie wasnt going to show a child getting eaten alive?
youre an idiot

I just realized basically all the dino interactions happen when they wake up and get caught off guard
the spino from OP
when they're in the field and the big fuckers
the t-rex sleeping by the river

>>213412387 (OP)
>>213418158
>>213419880
>>213420646
Jesus Christ, why does the CGI look worse than JPIII (2001)?
Shit, WHY does it look worse than JP (1993)?

>>213424676
What PS2 game is this?

>>213424676
Kino.

>>213423786
>hollow bones
>air sacs
>strong legs
>powerful tail

Yep, it's paddling time

>>213423786
It swam in the novel. The whole sequence is just a ripoff from it since they ran out of ideas.

>>213423786
Godzilla was quite a good swimmer

>>213420646
How are you getting all these high quality vids for a movie that just came out?

>>213425294
its out online

>>213420646
kek this made me think of the raft level in the jurassic park game on sega

>>213421939
is this what real dinosaurs looked like?

Every dramatic scene just recycles everything from the first film. We have the villain driving away madly towards the docks with dinosaur DNA. We have the male hero waving the flare to save a kid. We have a kid trapped in an overturned vehicle (this time it's a boat!) and the others can't help but watch as the T Rex attacks. The original scene in the kitchen is re-created in an abandoned supermarket. There are zero new ideas here. It's time to let this franchise die.

>>213422465
knuckledragger

>>213425442
>Time to let this franchise die
>One of the most successful movies of the year

>>213425540
Maybe if you're brown.

>>213425569
What does that even mean?

>>213412833
That face of hers is absolutely dog ugly

>>213425657
Look in the mirror and you'll figure it out, paco.

>>213425569
>>213425726
>ESL post

>>213425737
>projecting

>>213425657
Fantastic 400 milly

>>213425658
Can't see her face if she's sat on mine.

>>213412387 (OP)
I'm watching it right now and liking it, also the latina daughter is hot

> create a mutant killasaurus

Why?

>>213415993
This post is more entertaining than the damn movie. Thank you anon.

>>213420525
we're going to need more foreskins

>>213419211
It's been Sharknado tier since it got rebooted.

>>213425657
>all but one is a sequel/reboot

i want to see it but not in the theaters
they dont deserve theater money
when does it cometo streaming

>>213425569
It btfo your capeshit, jeet

>>213415993
Noted

>>213412387 (OP)
Looks neat, why are all the queer-faggots upset about it?

>>213426329
I don't watch capeshit, brownoid.

>>213412871
Yea, you mean just like in the original Jurassic Park with Muldoon, Nedry, and both black guys? Shut the fuck up.

>>213426341
Hating everything popular is what the cool kids do here

Just started watching and the premiss is pretty stupid:

> all of a sudden dinos can't live anywhere but the equator
> vast swaths of the planet are now somehow no-go zones for humans
> evil corporation needs living dino blood for medial stuff
> plucky team of adventurers go to get it
> also, mutant murdersaurus was created for no reason

>>213426356
So youre jnto Minecraft and lilo and stitch? lmao pedo jeet

>>213426510
Yep. Thats why spinofags will always be losers.

>>213426552
>projecting

>>213426594
I accept your concession

>>213426614
Nah I already won.

>>213425442
>Noooooo you cant just make easy money! Pls watch my capeshit saars!

>>213420525
No wrinkles yet so much clearly older, I can't pinpoint why though.

>>213426649
>Born in mumbai
>Won

>>213412387 (OP)
>just a big crocodile with a sail

>>213427011
>if I keep calling him brown that means nobody will think I'm brown!
Many such cases!

>>213426998
puffier sallow skin & slightly elongated face me thinks

>>213426545

Damn, this flick is dumb and all the characters do obviously dumb stuff.

>>213426341
>>213426510
>CGI is garbage
>lot's of "stronk women"
>Scarjewhanson
>Mahershalalai
>Spielberg

yeah it's dogshit

>>213427141
Now this is projecting

>>213420646
>what if we added the scene from the book but made the t-rex retarded and incompetent
Reminder that the animal with the most powerful bite in the history of the world couldn't pop an inflatable raft

>>213427316
>has to take 10-15 minutes in between replies to run words through Google translate
They really aren't sending their best.

>>213412387 (OP)

>>213427347
>animal with the most powerful bite in the history of the world
Megalodon

>>213427371
Meds

>>213427390
Yes, I'm sure you need them in whatever third world shithole you're from.

>>213427228
tard take in all fields, go back to your chungus supe and superdog threads

>>213427410
>Saar do not redeem!

>>213427452
The song of your "people."

>>213425307
Got a link for a stupid nigga?

>>213427491
>gm saar!

>>213427377
Popsci bullshit, megalodon's bite is impossible to measure because they never found anything beyond it's teeth

>>213427522
Yup, I broke you without even breaking a sweat. Too easy.

>>213427545
>India superpower yessir!

>>213427567
*farts on you*

>>213417851
what PS2 game is this?

>>213418676
Because they're friends.

This movie's story feels like it would be more fitting for one of those spinoff NES games than an actual theatrical release, like let's not mention how the entire plot is kicked off by a fucking snickers bar or whatever but why the fuck is the dickheadosaurus even a thing in the first place? they cannot house it in the park for obvious reasons and the excuse the film gives makes no sense, whatever money they save by using it to write off taxes (lmao) will still be burned by having to feed this literal godzilla sized monster and housing it in it's own high security facility that looked more high tech than the actual main lab on Nublar
Also why the fuck did they even give it some comicbook villain name in the first place? it's like if a genetics lab created a 2 headed mutant hairless rat and instead of disposing of this obvious failure they named it the raticus satanicus or whatever and spent their entire budget on keeping it alive

>>213412387 (OP)
>character dies
>another character shouts their name
Why do Amerinoids do this

>>213427577
>fresh vindaloo sirs

>>213412504
I think she thought she was going to thread it through the netting and drag it onto shore using some kind of physics? It's stupid, it would've just torn. It's also stupid that she's doing that instead of 2-3 of the men, or that she's there in the first place.

>>213414407
Because the T-rex isn't that different, there is no proof it had feathers so that's bullshit made up by trolls to piss off people, the differences would be minimal because we have a bunch of t-rex skeletons so we know the general build.
With the spino this was not the case.
Nostalgiafags are mentally ill retards.

>>213418676
because this movie was made by retards for retards
It's like if a boat got attacked by a sperm whale and for some fucking reason it had it's own entourage of saltwater crocodiles to serve it

>>213412910
Dinosaurs are made up, they can do whatever the author wants them to do.

>>213426130
it's a fuckup. they don't euthanise it so it doesn't count as a waste of 40 million dollars

>>213415023
>canonically established that the spinosaurs in this film are worthless rejects while the canon one that BRUTALISED the t-rex is the only proper one
Maybe i judged this flick too harshly

>>213427654
I don't know what that is, brownie. I'm white.

>>213427624
fucking retards write these movies now. i came up with better stories playing with figures in my backyard as a kid

>>213427705
The mutant genuinely feels like something you would come up with as a child when thinking of original dinosaurs for Jurassic Park so i would not be surprised if the movie was written by the director's kid mashing his dino toys together
Same thing goes for the literal fucking dragons they replaced the velociraptors with

>>213427703
>I am blue eye white man saaars

>>213427667
More like paleofags are mentally ill retards forcing accuracy where it doesn't belong.
>Spinosaurus has to change because... le science!
>T. rex? Velociraptor? Dilophosaurus? N-No, those need to stay the same because... uh... uhmm...

>>213427667
>Because the T-rex isn't that different
It's entire fucking face is wrong

>>213427735
Correct, this website is for whites only.

>>213421355
That's not how sails work. It would have to have give and catch the wind, and then they wouldn't be able to turn on a dime. It's a fin, at best.

>>213427751
>Specia secret club saar vip

A swamp dweller like spinosaurus swimming in the open ocean fast enough to tail a goddamn motorboat would be comparable to a hippo swimming out to sea and attacking cruise ships

>>213427762
Holy shit the brownoid is learning!

>>213419042
The shot where they're kneeling on the deck is horrid.

>>213427775
>India smart pls saars!

Yeah, I won.

>>213419157
Yeah, but they're running it into the ground. They do not understand that people just want to see dinosaurs killing people. That's it. That's the whole appeal. It's a dinosaur, something you will never see in real life, and you're trapped somewhere where it's trying to eat you.

It's like a shark movie. You don't need to give the shark super powers. You don't need it to be a mutant shark that has Sabertooth tiger and porcupine DNA. I don't need it to be a ghost or a were shark that bites people and then you think you got away but OMG ONE OF THE CREW IS TURNING INTO A SHARK MAN HYBRID NOOOOOOOOOO

Just: you're in the water, there's a shark. All people want is to see a group of people trapped in a jungle or some crap and Dinosaurs are after them, and the effects are practical and look good. They have lost the plot entirely.

>india wonsaars superpower!

>>213419880
damn pajeets just naturally attract predators

>>213419880
I always called him Buddy, as a kid. Personally.

>>213419880
The one good thing about this movie is the t-rex design
Too bad they made him retarded

>>213427820
based

>>213420646
I like how all the dinosaurs inexplicably can self propel through the water.

>>213426998
>no wrinkles
why the fuck do you think the dinosaurs cgi is so bad
all the money went into processing her caked up face

>>213419157
There was a shitty Adam Driver dinosaur movie not too long ago but nobody gave a shit.

>very organic replies saars!

>>213412387 (OP)
This scene would've been amazing if the spino was getting up to leave because the woman was being loud and obnoxious.

>>213422310
No, no, its
> JP > LWJP > JW: CC > JPIII > JW: CT > JW > the rest.

WHERE'S THE BLOODY FEATHERS

>>213419378
As many mistakes this movie constantly made, that wasn't one of them.

>>213427925
wtf is JW CC and JW CT?

>>213424064
The opening of Lost World is literally a child getting eaten alive by dinosaurs get outta here with that garbage.

>>213417851
>>213418158
I don't have to see the credits to know the VFX been done by a team of jeets.

>>213412387 (OP)

>>213426998
She just has botox and a bunch of makeup plus filter.

>>213425540
It’s the bronze medalist at the special olympics.
Just look at these >>213425657
it’s an absolutely fucking pathetic display.

>>213427624
I agree completely. They've run out of talent in Hollywood and also don't know how to write the franchise. The death of the original Jurassic Park movies was due to execs wanting JP 4 to be about human dinosaur hybrids for some inane reason.

>>213426130
Because you can't copyright an extinct animal for the merch purposes.

>>213427925
>the cartoons with le realistic panic attacks, boston dynamic droids that shoot laserbeams, remote controlled dinosaurs and gay shipping
>ranking them at all
o im laffin

>>213427820
Spinochads always win.

What is this thing supposed to be?

>>213412387 (OP)
Jurassic hasn't been good since the first one.
Yeah, it's fun dinoporn, but that's it.

>>213428024
Anyone who actually acknowledges those shitty cartoons is either a woman or simply retarded
I genuinely tried to give the newest season a chance but Jesus

>>213427939
Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous and Jurassic World: Chaos Theory. They're two cartoon adaptions that are supposed to be happening alongside the Jurassic World series but Amblin Entertainment (Spielberg's company) has a surprising amount of oversight on them and they're actually pretty good. Camp Cretaceous is the best and has the simplest premise (a group of kids going to Jurassic Park summer camp, then SHTF and all the adults bail on them, leaving them stranded on the island) but Chaos Theory is pretty good, too, and handles the "Dinosaurs on the Mainland" idea better than the movies ever could have hoped to. It's also a direct continuation of Camp Cretaceous with the surviving kids aged up as adults, so if you liked the first one it's worth a watch.

Binged the whole 5 seasons of the first one with my fiance when we both had a week off for a staycation and it was kino of the highest order. Only complaint is I wish it was PG-13 so the awkwardness of the teens having to guard each other while they showered could've been played up more.

>>213414518
scientifically speaking, that's nonsense though, since their feathers would get wet and the added weight would drown them

>>213428024
They kick ass, and they actually broke the dykes up and are pairing them up with the boys now which sent Tumblr into a sperg fit.
>>213428052
I'm sorry you don't like cool things.

>>213428052
It actually sucks because they accidentally almost had a decent show in the first 3 seasons, and I say that as someone that hates everything Jurassic World. Then they shot themselves in the foot for no reason.

>>213427997
Did that stop frickin' Jaws?

>>213412387 (OP)
Why do they keep on humiliating spinosaurus like this?

>>213428098
>some shitty low effort spinoff animated like dogshit that has literal robots and remote controlled dinosaurs is cool actual-
No.

>>213428046

What are these supposed to be?

>>213428105
It does take a dive when the jew boy shows up, but I still enjoyed it. First Season of Chaos Theory is great, too.

>>213428136
Some shit they made under Mattel's orders cause they want to sell toys

>>213428119
Spinocucks always lose! Simple as.

>>213428136
>>213428163
I mean raptors i understand because they look cool, but these look ugly af. Do gen alpha kids really want these ugly retarded frog looking dinos?

>>213428131
> Has robots
Oh, THAT'S where you draw the line? Something that actually exists but just slightly exaggerated? Not the impenetrable plastic ball vehicles that go faster than a NASCAR and can withstand a Triceratops attack, not the Dinosaurs being used as bigger than nuke weapons (when they're easily subdued and hogtied by a team of mercenaries), not the Dinosaur Human hybrid girl, not her having some Pochantus ass telepathy connection with them, not Chris Prat running a cowboy raptor cattle ranch, not the superpowered dinosaurs with invisibility powers, not the deformed mutant Godzilla dinosaur with six arms like Goro, but a ROBOT?

It's not even like a C-3PO robot, it's just a one of those police dog drones that one of the bad guys uses to guard his lab while he's busy.

>>213427997
Is that creature from cloverfield?

>>213428202
I am not reading a paragraph of schizoing out over how the jurassic park franchise having fucking terminators is good actually

>this retard is really trying to defend this

>>213428191
I don't know honestly, did kids even like this disgusting looking piece of shit?
Actual dino connoisseurs understand how fucking boring and shitty Jurassic World's designs are but i can't speak for the rest of the goyim

>>213428217
Not watching some kiddyslop low effort Dreamworks spinoff but why do they even have fucking robots in the first place?

>>213428239
Yeah, it looks like an edgy raptor. Completely different to the clumsy looking frog things.

>>213415993
How is it gonna dive with a massive fucking sail it would just flip and die this is retarded.

>>213428251
Because there's a secret 4th island with magical biome technology where some basedlennial with a zoomer perm uses them for security.

>>213428191
How do you make a mutant dinosaur that doesn't look ugly without it looking like just a plain dinosaur?

>>213428239
I hate what they did to my boy.

>>213428299
God seeing this franchise get raped in real time is harrowing

>>213428330
Incredible how TLW era spinoffs are by far the best examples of the Jurassic Park artstyle being expanded upon while JW and things related to it are just a big fat fucking turd being dropped on it

>>213418158
OH my science! They're explaining biology concepts!

>>213428413
that must be the g*yest name in all of dinosaur history

>>213428440
Not even remotely

>>213428413
I genuinely hate the retards that want to shove accurate dinosaurs in the franchise like there isn't a long-established artstyle to the whole thing and pretend like they would fit in side by side, like Jurassic Park is supposed to be educational.
Shit like Jurassic World Evolution gets my autism flaring about it when they have dinosaurs that I want to use but don't look like they belong at all. RIP Utahraptor

>>213425658
She looks good. Funny how the Jew doesn't bog her face like whites

>>213428472
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day ruined

>>213428472
A challenger approaches.

>>213428506
I can understand making utahraptor feathered because otherwise it would just look like the velociraptors with no changes but they chose the gayest and most generic design imaginable, they could've at least tried to make it more menacing with shaggy cassowary feathers instead of just copying the first design you'd see on Twitter or Deviantart
Also that awful crest of feathers on the head looks like zoomer hair

>>213428570
Even making it feathered doesn't make much sense.
Why is the biggest raptor feathered while Velociraptor is bare? What's the point?

>>213428545
did you know that 'wolverine' is the name of an actual, real life animal?

>>213428619
Nigger, they literally named it after Marvel's Thanos.

>>213428599
Cause the velociraptor is a mutant frog hybrid that was never accurate which is a plot point they forgot about for 90% of the World series and only bring back when they feel like it
They should've hammered home the idea by keeping the snake tongue flick the raptors had in the books for the movie

>>213428619
There is nothing named "thanos" in greek mythology, that's thanatos

>>213428545
>>213428653
My favourite thing about all these reddit named dinosaurs is that they are ALWAYS fragmentary bullshit taxa or misidentified juveniles of previously established species without fail

>>213426101
>Teresa get out of the water!

>>213428663
Personally, I really don't think there's anything wrong with just making Utah just a Velociraptor but bigger and thicker and little more menacing-looking. Literally all you'd have to do is give it a unique color scheme to set it apart.
I've never understood why people are so against same-y designs that keep things consistent. Not everything needs an obvious, in-your-face gimmick to make it stand out. Fuck, the gimmick here is already inherent in that it's just a huge fucking raptor, anyway.

>>213428764
They already wasted the gimmick on this turd

im same age as her. i wonder if women i meet her age is going to be able to sire my children. i'm worried.

Anyone got a link for this shit?

>>213428852
To be fair that still sets itself apart because it can go from bipedal to quadruped, but that's probably what the designers for this franchise actually believe and that makes my blood boil.

>>213427624

Raticus Satanicus goes hard my next band will be named that.

Destroys your billion dollar research lab

>>213425657
yeah i don't think avengers doomsday is even hitting $1 billion

>t rex flips the raft
why was he such an asshole? was it because they woke him up from his nap?

>>213412387 (OP)
is the girl deaf?
no way that dinosaur splashing into the water wouldn't have made much noise

>>213428985
It's curious

>>213412387 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MY FRENCHFU

>>213427820
Spinochad... I kneel...

>>213428990
It's just a shit movie

>>213418617
Lmao, no way that big fucker doesn't snore, or even breathe loudly for people to hear it a mile away.
They really create immersion by having the people in the movie be as retarded as the people who would watch this slop

>>213427820
Is this a tranny dinosaur?

>>213427820
holy based

>>213429061
>hearing something snore from a mile
You think it's Godzilla or something? elephants aren't that loud

>spinofag is a jeet samefagging himself
ohnononono

>>213429221
Who are you quoting?

>AAARGH, CURSE MY OVERSIZED HEAD
>Wait, I still have a half-eaten hadrosaur back there
>Fuck you guys, I'm going home

>>213415993
I choose both
gay ass basedentists go back to playing with flasks dumb asses

>>213412387 (OP)
>rexchads win 7 movies in a row

>>213429306
It could've literally just went over the rocks
This movie is so retarded

>>213412387 (OP)
not enough of scar getting rapetored

>>213429306
You can tell they ran out of stuff to adapt right here and gave up because the part that's supposed to come right after this is literally the waterfall scene from The Lost World where the rex starts licking around.

>>213415993
I fucking knew that quadruped shit was gonna get debunked. What's that assholes name who did the paper about it? What a cunt.

Spinosaars... Its over

Ahahahahha spinofags btfo

>>213427820
You lost.