>>531683996
you're in good company

no matter how much you scream and cry, cotw doesn't have slime rush, throw loops, or perfect parry. so it will always be better. a 3 month gam is already better than a game that's been playable for 3 years. sad!

>boot up slime dix
>slime superpowers activate like the symbiote suit
>fully encased in the slime
>"time to jump on ranked"
>auto-accept turned on as always
>N-N-NOW FIGHT A NEW RIVAL
>laugh knowing its a stupid turd strike boomer
>roundstart slime rush
>they try checking it
>BRAKABOOM
>my slime jab pierces through
>KACHOW
>activate my slime superpower combo blessed upon me by nakayama dono
>ITS OVER
>slime impact him in the corner, he fails to react
>do my poggy combo
>throw
>throw
>throw
>repeat for the next round
>my chair is completely SLIMED over
>reach diamond 2 and close sf6 for the day