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Sigma Grindset Dropshipping Plan™

Step 1: Wake up at 4AM. Cold shower. Watch a Tate reel. Ignore your mom yelling about the trash. You’re building an empire.

Step 2: Blow $997 on a course from a shirtless 20-year-old in Dubai with a rented Lambo and no receipts. Knowledge = power = debt.

Step 3: Pick a niche no one asked for—like Bluetooth dog composters. Do zero research. Real hustlers trust vibes, not data.

Step 4: Slap together a Shopify store using a template from 2011. Include countdown timers, fake scarcity, and 240p stock pics of people holding the product upside down.

Step 5: Run Facebook ads with $8 and a dream. Target “humans.” Use Helvetica on black. When no one clicks, post “dropshipping is saturated” on Reddit.

Step 6: Fake it. Buy 5k followers from a bot farm in Moldova. Post a selfie with a Starbucks cup and a rented Tesla. Caption: “Escaped the matrix. DM to learn.”

Step 7: You’re broke but blame “haters” for not seeing your vision. Block your bank. Screenshot your Stripe dashboard—just the $2.03 test payment.

Step 8: Pivot. Sell a course teaching dropshipping after 19 days of failure. Charge $2,497. Call it “eCom Warrior Academy: The System THEY Don’t Want You to Know.” Include a free “wealth mindset” PDF (aka random Napoleon Hill quotes).

Final Boss: Get a face tattoo that says “Passive Income” in cursive. You never made a dime, but you looked busy on IG, and that’s what counts.

Congrats, king. You didn’t build a business, but you built content.
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