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It happened again I had another dream of the 2030 /gq/ meta. It came to me in growing waves of revelation as I fell asleep on the shitter.
>Saucy men combine their Ziyouhu thermal red dots with digital night vision. Using bluetooth technology, they picture-in-picture the red dot inside their NV and acquire ghetto land warrior.
>Everyone gets blinded by $20 ebay poop lasers that defeat all known laser protective goggles.
>Like mole people, the people are now moles, except mole-ier.
>Overwhites bought a pair of overwhites but got them dirty in the /arg/ crack tunnels. Frustated, he takes out his anger on the local crackhouse but gets blasted by fifty ARPs.
>An entire 2,000 rounds of M855 overshoot overwhites and land in the nearby town, causing a turf war of galactic proportions.
>This escalates until the tiktok fightas shoot all the M855 that ever was.
>Using 3d printers, they extended their schmeissers to 240 rounds. Holding their guns sideways like lefty stens, they sprayed all that ever was.
>The tunnel people learn how to ferment piss into a kind of mead, giving /gq/ a reliable source of income.
>Using this thing called money, /gq/ debates for five weeks on whether to purchase the Hesco 3815, 3.5lb and rated for M855A1 and M80A1, or the Hesco U252, the latest SRT rated for 7.62x39 Nammo tungsten-core AP and 5.56 ADVAP. While only 3.2lb, it cannot stop any .308.
>The war in Ukraine still rages on. Highcom releases new contract overrun plates called... 4SAS7s... for $50 a pop.
>sms schizo unveils the new brown poop laser version of the HFXC and blinds everyone in the room.
>Is promptly shot by ten men with ARPs.
>They all miss and sms schizo lives to shill another day.
>A2Grip decides to urbanmaxx and sets up a safehouse in the back of a mcdonalds, hidden behind the ice cream machine. He gives men the tip and bills at $20 an hour.
>He grinds for months and buys a pair of 4650 batteries for his wall-penetrating binoculars.
>he sees men gooning.