People here do not want Suselle to happen primarily because they do not like lesbians. Yes, the ship so far is boring, but it's also the game's most clearly established romance, front and center. Everything else is mostly just fans interpreting moments of bonding as romantic.

But yeah, Suselle is boring and so far just a series of checklists being hit. I believe that this is intentional because Noelle is a ticking timebomb and her exploding will undoubtedly add a more interesting spin to them other than "look how cute and wholesome these two are together!".

That said, you are an idiot if you think they are not getting together. Their romance has been set up. Call it boring, out of character, forced, it's still part of the text. And we know Toby loves her lesbians and love persevering, so even if they go through hell they'll still get together.

Ultimately, I think people are too unreasonably scared of Susie and Noelle getting together would mean that they'd ditch or "cuck" Kris, who has been clearly established to care deeply for Noelle (even if that goes unseen) and is basically already inseparable from Susie. The three of them will figure something out.