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7/13/2025, 10:01:49 PM
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7/10/2025, 9:54:04 AM
>Pour some lemonade into a sink and say it's piss
>Get doxxed
>Now everyone thinks I'm a degenerate who's into watersports
I just thought it would be funny and that no one sane would actually think it was real
>Get doxxed
>Now everyone thinks I'm a degenerate who's into watersports
I just thought it would be funny and that no one sane would actually think it was real
7/6/2025, 12:05:47 AM
>be me
>in ranked
>trying to grind back after losing 3 games to back-to-back kan dora tankies
>Florg enters the room
>yes, *that* Florg
>celebrity femboy of /mjg/, known for his cursed waits and even more cursed thighs
>instantly sweating
>typing speed drops by 60%, tiles look blurry
>can hear soft breathing through my headphones even though the lobby is silent
>somehow know it's him
>sit in West, he's in South
>open with a strong hand, 3 shanten on turn 2
>gonna smash this
>suddenly he types “let's have fun ”
>heart skips
>discard a safe tile out of fear he'll think I'm being sweaty
>game spirals
>South 1, he calls pon on 1p, four of them like a fucking serial killer
>types “do you trust me anon?”
>I do. God help me, I do
>get into tenpai, wait is clean, could lock in 2nd
>he declares riichi
>it's an obvious wait
>I have the tile
>stare at it
>can almost hear him say “if you deal in, I'll think you're cute”
>press 5s
>ron
>yakuman
>feel like I just dropped a baby
>back to 4th
>thread instantly screenshots it and calls me a subhuman
>someone edits my name to “Florg’s plaything”
>Florg sends a rose emoji in chat
>never speaks to me again
>lose 40 elo
>been playing worse ever since
>every time I see a pink avatar I piss myself a little
>would do it again
>in ranked
>trying to grind back after losing 3 games to back-to-back kan dora tankies
>Florg enters the room
>yes, *that* Florg
>celebrity femboy of /mjg/, known for his cursed waits and even more cursed thighs
>instantly sweating
>typing speed drops by 60%, tiles look blurry
>can hear soft breathing through my headphones even though the lobby is silent
>somehow know it's him
>sit in West, he's in South
>open with a strong hand, 3 shanten on turn 2
>gonna smash this
>suddenly he types “let's have fun ”
>heart skips
>discard a safe tile out of fear he'll think I'm being sweaty
>game spirals
>South 1, he calls pon on 1p, four of them like a fucking serial killer
>types “do you trust me anon?”
>I do. God help me, I do
>get into tenpai, wait is clean, could lock in 2nd
>he declares riichi
>it's an obvious wait
>I have the tile
>stare at it
>can almost hear him say “if you deal in, I'll think you're cute”
>press 5s
>ron
>yakuman
>feel like I just dropped a baby
>back to 4th
>thread instantly screenshots it and calls me a subhuman
>someone edits my name to “Florg’s plaything”
>Florg sends a rose emoji in chat
>never speaks to me again
>lose 40 elo
>been playing worse ever since
>every time I see a pink avatar I piss myself a little
>would do it again
6/16/2025, 6:57:08 AM
>>527602000
Closing the room, nobody is coming.
Closing the room, nobody is coming.
6/15/2025, 4:58:15 AM
>>527474157
You've destroyed my life!
You've destroyed my life!
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