Thread 530066589

>>529993987

>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):
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>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong
https://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong

>/mjg/ booru:
https://mjgbooru.com/

>league za roku
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwE1Z9jAHIVNuD23WWzVeKvOP95f60fpjhKkhnsFVUg
>sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN4wi_xUZVZUIOrmZOhOmvVbTyQUE2KAxIxhYb6y-rk
>fantasy league
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1j0HBcbcul7h8PNfvdl2HuAbLakEVNUMwaPUw1-4nBiM

2nd

>>530066098
Because nana turned into pina, which then turned into pine.

>>530066772
Pinana?
Pinanas?

Tenhoui trying to make videos in engrish, say something nice to him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJe7e6gIbak

>>530066938
>those colors
hmm

>>530066938
Eigo jouzu

>>530065385
Piña

Pina pene

>>530066938
His English is pretty good
t. Native speaker

>>530067006
>first thing he says is "I am a man"
Based troon

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>>530067596
Native speaker? Name 4 Greggs items

transkaavi

>>530067745
Uhhhh spotted dick?

>>530067727
not like they're going to ban it right away

>>530067745
Last time I was in Britain I only got the sausage roll

>>530067745
Pints, Fred, football, niggers.

>>530067745
water, black tea, ugh, white bread and, uuuuugh, fish'n'chips?

>>530068002
>names

>>530068186
>>names

Permission to goon?

>>530068394
Granted

>>530068394
never goon

>>530068394
Granted.

>>530068394
You don't need permission for that

>>530068394
join the commentary first

Gooners...cum!

Okay now post the stream for ZWEI table

/mjg/ League 6 - Semi Finals Table b - EU2 FRIDAY
The Holy Pontificate 518.2
Ching chong nip nong to you too young lady 468.6
Cringe Dogz 36.5
lmao -260.2
https://www.twitch.tv/mjg_raidshadowlegends

>>530068623
Thanks

>>530068623
this emote looks weird without the toilet

>>530068623
>tags

I have horses fatigue.
The gachaslop game is so shit too, but everyone keeps talking about it, now I'm part of the problem.

aren't horses just the idol games reskinned

I'm gooning SAVR-673

If you "play" gacha "games", you're not white. Simple as.

Did I mention I play two gacha games?

>>530069209
So you aren't I assume?

>white is another word for anglo
thank god I'm not white

>>530069006
horse anime good
horse music okay
horse game shit
simple as

>>530069292
only two?

>>530066589 (OP)
>divegrass OP
>no divegrass manager

>nobody assigned in sheet
>nobody replying in team chat

>>530069668
/mjg/ is umanageable

>>530069745
sproutkeks...

>>530069668
>divegrass OP
>no one cares about divegrass

>>530069745
gangstalkedsprouts...

>>530069745
haha, I'm so glad I got to make memories this summer with you guys...

>>530069959
We've been chatting in the 'cord

>>530069959
just use discord, barrier of shitposting lowers considerably

>>530067745
I only ever went to Greggs for sosig rolls and those custard doughnuts

>queue up
>every player at the table is one of my gangstalkers

>>530070269
>>530070201
I don't want to get exposed

>>530070580
exposed for what?

>>530070580
you can make an alt account you know

>>530070201
>>530070269
http://zzz.st/books/shitcord

F**** is a saint now?

>>530070824
The first sentence is wrong, there are multiple alternative clients (Ripcord). The rest reads like retarded schizo drivel from a man who got kicked out of too many social clubs for being an autist.

>attentionwhore burger commentary
bravo

>>530071336
>man
this was written by a tranny guaranteed, I can tell

>>530068048
You can only guess what kinda horrid posts he keeps making to warrant getting vacation after vacation. Surely he would learn his lesson at some point.

>>530071584
The furrynigger is permabanned, thankfully

>>530071584
>vacation after vacation
>he doesn't know
lurk moar I guess

>>530071427
I was thinking ESL, but tranny trying to sound "cute" is definitely a possibility. It doesn't even matter because most of his Discord criticisms are valid for like 99% of the internet.

>>530071860
>we live in hell anyway, therefore you should just accept it and not look for alternatives

>>530066938
He doesn't sounds like a native nihonjin for some reason. Also it's funny how his english is decent but he's struggling with translating mahjong jargon to english while /mjg/ uses japanese terminology anyways.

https://www.twitch.tv/wrath_ss
Currently playing Uma Musume Pretty Derby

>>530072172
hard to tell what words the western community uses directly from japanese

>>530072172
I assume if he tried to look them up he would get 3 different translations that no one actually uses

>>530072404
We are watching the league

Get in the mortal bot Alumine

The horse race stuff is a mean rabbit hole, now I feel bad for the horse that got shot and the one that could never win that race because it wasn't destined to. And I don't even like horses.

>>530072676
the K-series and M-series dummy plugs have been finished
there's no need

>>530072074
It's just
>Complaints about not being able to self-host
Which is fine to complain about I guess
>Complaints about admin structure
Which is inherent to the internet, and present in literally every social hierarchy. He even complains about it being like IRC lol
>Complaints about the client
Which you can download an alternative client for

>>530067727
i immediately checked if my monster has it, but it doesn't, and pretty much it's the only thing i drink/eat that's not homemade, so i guess i'm safe

I feel like this AIbirdhag tries too hard to pretend he's soulful

>>530072881
What do you mean have finished you freak

>>530072903
>Which you can download an alternative client for
aren't alternative clients just wrappers which can only add functionalities on top of existing ones? he rages about logs being inaccessible, can other clients do that?

>>530073094
Some are mods, others aren't. I'm sure there are ways to export chatlogs
https://github.com/Discord-Client-Encyclopedia-Management/Discord3rdparties

>>530073071
you think you are cute you bot cheating ai slopping bird hag huh...

job sob riichi

>>530073713
Yes, actually

>Birdhag discards hatsu instead of 1p within 14p block and gets punished right after
Dude like...
>>530073713
Yes, actually

>JSR
>Two luckshitters carrying the entire team

1278 table
3456 table

>>530074016
Why do they keep letting their jobber play

sending good vibes to good sprouts

sprouts
4th 4th
4th 4th
4th 4th
4th 4th
4th 2nd
4th 2nd
4th ...
9 4ths in a row in semifinals

Why is Kakegurui so popular?

stop...

>>530076220
it isn't

>>530076220
>Kakegurui
>popular

>>530076220
the girls are sexy

>"good" sprouts
>worse than the jongers

If we just counted the 4 worst performing players of each team, how would the standings look like? Which team has got the weakest links?

I stole the sprouts' flow

>>530076545
the stats are right there

sprouts exposed so hard when they can't feed from teapots

>>530076545
It would be the same because League is all about how many jobbers you can avoid drafting

My mfw its another rude gangstalker hosted session

>>530077018
rude posters run this general

Okay, but what does this say about the 17 teams who lost to Good Sprouts in the semis? If it weren't for the blatant rigging going on right now Good Sprouts basically won if you think about it.

>>530077118
it didnt use to be like this...

>>530076997
Speaking of avoiding drafting the jobbers, only 2 out of the 8 semis teams have 10 players. So it's a stastistical disadvantage and hopefully TO does something about it next league.

odds toilet
evens pants
0 floor

>>530077295
how many teams have 10 players

>>530077345
9 teams

>>530077018
precure collab when

I need a nap. @Florg jack me off to sleep please.

ACKuyaku gyACKuten

Ahem...
HANNAH HATE!

>>530077514
i counted 6 (1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
2/6 teams (33%) isn't a large deviation when only 44,4% of teams qualify
grinchlantis had a grinch so they don't count, same for jongers

Ever since Good Sprouts captain announced Doremi watchalong if they win, the games have been rigged against them. Coincidence?

>>530077839
Me on the left

>>530078095
My fuarkin detective.

>>530078095
>sprouts desperately throwing every match so they don't have to suffer through 500 episodes of their schizo captain fanboying his waifu

>>530078473
all makes sense now, cant really blame them either

>>530076220
goombling anime with decent plot that isn't FKMTslop

>>530078606
>Mary Sue wins every single gamble she makes
>decent plot
I read the manga it was kinda whatever since you know she is going to pull some bullshit to win. I haven't read the boat arc yet thoughbeit.

>>530078606
hahahaaha not really kaketard

>>530068943
fem!wanjirou doujinshi!?

Go sprouts!

FRUSTRATION IS GETTING BIGGER
BANG BANG BANG
HANNAH IS A

>+66.6
Are we sure the sprouts aren't secretly satanic?

>>530078606
FKMTroons literally can't recover from this

>>530079882
>secretly

>>530079882
didnt they get exactly -66.6 yesterday
wtf is their schizo captain trying to pull

>>530077295
Bakyou
-76.4-108-149.7-179.7 = -513.8

Grinches
-56.1-75.1-88.6-246.8= -466.6

Dolls
-158.3-202.5-239.6-250.2 = -850.6

Yakupara
-73.7-89.7-93.6-272.4 = -529.4

Ransei
-91.1-124.9-128.5-265 = −609.5

Team
-118.1-130.4-131.7-246.4 = −626.6

Zodiac
-129.5-133.6-186-233 = −682.1

Jongers
-68.1-70.6-176-296 = −610.7

Furries
-103.9-133-167.6-201.8 = −606.3

Teapots
-105.9-128.3-206.3-221.2 = −661.7

sprouts
4th x11 2nd x2 1st x1

>>530079993
do the top teams too?

WWYD?
>I discard 8m
>toimen pons it and discards 9m
>dealer pons 9m and discards 2m
Dealer looks like he's waiting on either haku or chun, but there's always the possibility both pass because he already has an ankou.
Toimen also looks like tenpai.
You can only see 1 aka and 0 regular dora, but you don't have any safe tiles against both, and you are tenpai for now.

>>530080226
I wanted to, but only for the prelim games, and riichi.moe is adding their semis games to the scores so it's not a valid comparison anymore.

>>530080373
You could use the graph somebody made?

>>530079882
>secretly

>604
Easy

>>530080292
We don't really have a safe option here, do we? It's a "I fucking hate this spot but" kinda haku push for me

Sproutsbros we're so back!

>quick we need to make sure we win this League, summon Satan and sacrifice our team to him
Bravo sproutkeks, how low can you go?

Today after league games /doko/ anime club is watching Ninja Scroll at https://cytube.implying.fun/c/dokoanimeclub Tune in in around an hour (11 PM CEST) or when the games finish for some boomer kino

>>530079976
Your not a schizo captain onpu your just cringe. Please just be an anon like the rest of the thread

Stop gangstalking...

>finally got the secret achievement for finishing a match with exactly 0 points
losing never felt this good, even though i'm gonna derank if i don't get my flow together

>>530081564
le...shirokocompletefailureatthreaddetective!

>>530081228
I'd sacrifice Florg for 100 uma.

le... shirokomating!

>>530081714
fuck off onpu

I hate mahjong.

Someone make a koko pls.

Rude posters your days are numbered! Nice always wins!

How do commentators know how to pronounce asian names

Oh I thought I clicked on /xivg/ for a second there

>>530081317
>/doko/ anime club
>posts it on /mjg/
fuck off

>>530082534
Koromo wouldn't say this.

>>530082589
Half of us here have slanted eyes

>>530082789
Cry about it

>>530082789
just apply to be a janny already

>>530082589
>how do weeaboos know how to read basic moonrunes

>>530066589 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfB5VAmgxAE

>>530082789
/doko/ is /mjg/ culture

>>530080292
>you can only see 1 aka and 0 regular dora
1 dora is in our hand, retard
don't be a bitch and drop haku

He rage quit after this.

>>530083420
Actually /doko/ is a vassal state of /mjg/

>>530082427
wanna queue for memesura?

log shaming session 57 - Team 9 Award Ceremony
https://youtube.com/live/VpUdstaN-MQ?feature=share

>>530071364
don't like it? commentate yourself then. oh wait, you're an autistic faggot that can't string 3 sentences together without stuttering and stammering like a retard. Or you're just brown and poor and can't afford a decent mic. sit down and shut up, loser.

WWYD

>>530084030
The horse with broken legs

>>530083710
heeeeeeeeeeeeeey cuties

>>530084030
Whose the girl on the right in the hand?
I remember watching the anime a while ago and she was the cutest

uh oh burger melty
quick hide your guns before he shoots himself

>>530084030
there's no one else at the table, isn't this like autowin?

>>530084030
>sanma

>>530084030
kill my(your)self

Well done to Chris! Best TO!

>>530084201
Seiun Sky

>>530083710
>pixel stream was the best stream

That's it. I'm gonna become an OC maker and finally learn to draw. I just made a monetary commitment by buying a tablet, so there's no going back.

>>530084030
about what?

>>530080292
>>530080790
>>530083524
You and Mortal and my past self all drop haku.
It deals into oyaman (he also has chun ankou)
I think my future self would cut 4s or 4p. I'd rather deal into toimen than risk losing the hanchan here on a 50/50, although there is also the chance haku deals into a cheap hand I don't feel it's super likely with so few dora visible.
And yeah, I knew during the game I had a dora obviously based on my discards, but I spaced out when writing the post.

>>530084771
tourist it's What Would (You) Discard

>>530083710
well hes not wrong

>50/50
your brain on /mjg/ ho- brainrot

Sure, I'll sing up for commentary and yell out oh no no no every 5 seconds.

>>530085072
>typo
oh nonono

>>530085072
arufags need not apply

>>530085156
sing up isn't a typo newfag

>>530084763
I did the same thing a while back and it's fine. Even if you fall off and stop practicing, it's still nice to have it in your back pocket.

>>530085156
>>typo
oh no no no touristkeks how did it happen

>>530084452
How hard is it to get this girl in the gacha?
How viable is she at winning?

>>530085072
better than yuros saying "he's dealing in he's dealing in he's dealing in" every time someone draws a red tile

>>530079993
>-850.6
>just 4 people

>>530085419
Still not in the global version I think

>>530085528
I warned you about the jobbers, bro

>>530085581
I will not play your game

the romantic era was truly the best for western classical music, nothing compares to the works of chopin, liszt, wagner, schubert, tchaikovsky, etc

Frankbros... don't watch the Team 9 award ceremony

>>530085679
>names

>>530084763
I look forward to seeing my A&C entry soon

Frankbros...another humiliation ritual...

>>530085072
you say this but then you don't do that anyway.

>Frank shaming stream
How the turntables

>>530085520
Calm your tits fatty before you get a heart attack

>>530085679
Imagine being an incel at the time and later finding out that the era you lived in was called the romantic era.

>Average rank 3.25
>9% winrate
>15% deal in

Frank bros. Not just the wrestling, and the mahjong, but now the kyaputen publically shaming you with an 'award'...

are these two gay?

I've seen this doujin before...

>>530086352
I think this captain is gay for all of them it sounds.

>>530086352
Yes, hence why he groomed the Hoshino player a bunch

Wish my kyaputne cared about the team this much

>>530086352
The captain admitted to grooming the hoshino

>>530086420
>Become captain
>Get a harem

literally everyone in /mjg/ could easily get master if they played ranked. gold room is not hard.

>>530086560
lol jong

>>530083710
that's actually a great comedy duo setup, I don't know how it's called, but it's one of my favourite setups

>I have never achieved this rank but I'm sure I am at least that rank
ahahahaha I cant
ahahahahahahah

>>530086790
the groomer and the groomed?

>>530086790
Straight man + Joker

>all my nice and skilled teammates are super kind and helpful anons
>I will inevitably end up having to play against them next league and they'll be super scary final bosses and they'll likely end up taking all my points
Kowai...

>>530086832
i'm da joker baby

frank not even playing outside league

I'll have you know I'm in the top 3000 players in the server

R***** should change his name to W*** L*

>>530086832
it's not straight and funny man, it's another setup, like the overconfident and the reserved or the teacher and the apprentice. I don't know but it's more of a power play

>>530087206
>draft players who are impressionable and bulliable

>>530086790
the hostage and the overly enthusiastic autist

the drunk and the sober

When are they covering the fact that they copied a fall league team theme?

Hoshino was unironically the strongest player in team 8

>>530077307
Diaper?

kick him

>>530087184
Wow! Congrats on getting to M1

wtf team9 was the most sovlful all along???

I'm the 9999+th best player on the server.

>>530088253
always has been

>>530088367
live sprout melty?

>>530077295
Which teams have 10 players?

I regret starting the ai posting

>>530088367
what the fuck

I'm the biggest schizo here.

>>530088485
In the semis, R.I.I.C.H.I and sprouts. though sprouts may as well be 9 with their 4 game player

fuck is this confession time?

>>530088939
My FUARKING hero!

>>530088367
GO BACK TO HELL

>>530089051
Confession of the Team 9 Witch

>the culprit was the most retarded captain
>detectives couldn't crack the case

Named and shamed

>>530088939
>>530089106
>>530089218
wait what where did he say that

>janeposting
>horsefagging
>baggot
and the most annoying nigger award goes to

fun fact team 9 and jongers had substantially lower dama rates and both were among the highest riichi rates
i think these were the teams with the most genuine adepts/keksperts based on this alone

I don't like the team 9 craptain

>>530089461
i don't think anyone does

>>530089106
I admit it, I samefig as the Good Sprouts captain. I took note of his filenames and have been making Florg posts for ages. I just want to be loved.

>>530089461
We already know you are him.

Team 9 captain is british btw, I hope this makes it worse.

I think New Zealand sucks

>>530089559
Doesn't he play AUS slots?

>>530089378
There were some riichis that I took where I look back and think "damn i should've dama'ed that"
t. jonger

>>530089559
He is an Aussie thoughbeit

>>530089528
I do
>>530089559
Nevermind

>>530088939
based if true

I think he's a sheep fucker not an aussie

>>530089461
I like him just because of /mjg/ TCG

>>530089594
it does its just beta australia

I-I'm coming clean! I actually don't masturbate to furries or horses or any of that shit. I just thought that if I did I would be accepted here. Now its become something like a self fulfilling prophecy and I think I might unironically be starting to develop and attraction to the things we meme about on here like Hanna and that one femboy Saint.

>>530089779
All aussies are sheep fuckers but not all sheep fuckers are aussies

>>530090076
I thought kiwis were the sheep shaggers

>>530089958
oh no.
it's like pretending to be retarded for long enough and you actually become retarded.

What is it about Florg'n on a Saturday that just makes one want to get 4th on ranked and cum?

>>530090210
Pretending?

>>530089958
>that one femboy Saint.
stop right there young nyagger dont dig yourself and this general deeper in the hole

>>530089958
I only masturbate to fat cat cunny.

I admit it, I don't like committing to riichi

The owls are back

Ittsuu is a good yaku sir

Ittsu's kino thoughbeit

>>530089958
I had femboy and nekomini attraction at one point and a girlfriend cured it. Been clean since, many don't know that homosexuality is curable, just look at Milo Hippolytus

I jerk off to little girls and have sex with feminine men
In Mahjong

but ittsu shit

>be me
>in ranked
>trying to grind back after losing 3 games to back-to-back kan dora tankies
>Florg enters the room
>yes, *that* Florg
>celebrity femboy of /mjg/, known for his cursed waits and even more cursed thighs
>instantly sweating
>typing speed drops by 60%, tiles look blurry
>can hear soft breathing through my headphones even though the lobby is silent
>somehow know it's him
>sit in West, he's in South
>open with a strong hand, 3 shanten on turn 2
>gonna smash this
>suddenly he types “let's have fun ”
>heart skips
>discard a safe tile out of fear he'll think I'm being sweaty
>game spirals
>South 1, he calls pon on 1p, four of them like a fucking serial killer
>types “do you trust me anon?”
>I do. God help me, I do
>get into tenpai, wait is clean, could lock in 2nd
>he declares riichi
>it's an obvious wait
>I have the tile
>stare at it
>can almost hear him say “if you deal in, I'll think you're cute”
>press 5s
>ron
>yakuman
>feel like I just dropped a baby
>back to 4th
>thread instantly screenshots it and calls me a subhuman
>someone edits my name to “Florg’s plaything”
>Florg sends a rose emoji in chat
>never speaks to me again
>lose 40 elo
>been playing worse ever since
>every time I see a pink avatar I piss myself a little
>would do it again

kill yourself and then leave this general please

I should add fl*rg to my filters.

it'll all get better when league is over... it'll all get better when league is over...

IM IN DESPAIR! THE CURRENT STATE OF /MJG/ HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!!!

Stop revealing the OC powerlevels you arent supposed to open the catbox like this

Post the Team 9 arrange, I never got to hear it

>THAT oc
WHICH OC NIGGER SHOW IT

>>530091574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKsCj2mecfU

>>530083710
You really aren't supposed to reveal who does specific OC its supposed to be a team effort

>>530091095
It's true, anon was sitting on my face when this happened...

I'm going to draft the OC slaves next year

jantamabros...

>>530091197
Nakabayashi has been strong all week despite being slightly ill. I don't see him jobbing to this lineup

>>530090528
Another owl city cover?

>captain is
>...
Oh right nevermind.

>still the hidden OC slave
Well I GUESS you'll get lucky if you draft me

Quit porn.

>people are still thinking the /tv/ Bain singalong is team OC
I swear you have brain damage

Majsoul Friends Room 68015(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=68015

>>530083710
>mfw I'm at 25% chase rate and am positive

kek

>>530092061
...

>>529989569
>>529995207
Lots of love

>>530092291
2/4

Next year I will draft another good team that is going to win league too.

what a diligent player

>>530092291
Started

Next year I will be the last round draft who gets three double fourths and is benched forever.

>when your teammates constantly pon
#No_pon

>>530091838
I only make OC for other teams though, I grinch my team's theme since it is always garbage

hagkek...

that's legitimately not a bad riichi, not like the shitter captain would understand this however

>Captain bullies you
>Captain says he'll stop bullying you
>He keeps bullying you

somewhere out there is a lalatina laughing...

>>530091838
What's a good theme?

Game spoilers...

>>530093404
lalatino is still actively playing friendlies so he's definitely hanging around here at the very least

Team 9 streams are why you need to get over >names
Its more fun when you can talk about people

>530093825
go back to discord

FUCK ARU

>>530093825
fucking kill yourself and I mean that genuinely

>>530093825
this so much this sister

>>530093894
WHY IS SHE BLEEDING??

I wish a janny or mod would just reveal my false flagging one day. I can't keep getting away with it.

>>530093825
truth nuke

>530094127
nobody cares kys

no movie or rozen stream today?

>>530094127
>>530094214

The only thing I need to know about you is what you jerk off to so I can be sure you belong

You don't need names if you are part of the community and actively participate in it

>>530093825
this, >names schizo ruined the thread with over moderating

It finally dawned on me.
You don't improve at mahjong by playing, you improve simply by
>reading
>watching better players play and explain themselves
>correcting your biases and logical errors
Basically mahjong is a big knowledge and logic check. Playing just for playing is a waste of time.

>>530093825
This but only during league.

>>530093825
Whatever minor inconvenience we experience from >names being taboo is well worth it to keep the thread from being taken over by gay namefag drama. The fl*rgposter single handedly proves it.

okay what the fuck is going on

>530093825
>530094330
tourists or falseflaggers?

>>530094331
wow anon you figured out how to learn anything ever
congrats

ok stop it now team 9 captain, its wading into ERPtroonism now

>>530094398
you also need to kill yourself immediately namenigger tourist

Now this is the kind of humour I can get on board with

Ok, this is creepy and stalker behavior. Wtf team 9 captain

Shan't read anything, if I dealt in it was unlucky, if I won it was skill

>>530094432
Narrow it down

This ERP groomer garbage is precisely why we should never get over >names posting

You falseflaggers fuck off with your bullshit.

>>530094509
t. irc circlejerker

I can't really remember a team 9 OC but this was a good stream.

>>530094572
watch the telly anon

>>530094727
Later

>I dont like mahjong anymore
T-Thanks for the stream I guess

>>530094470
Before this, I've always learned everything by doing instead of studying.
I thought I could simply force myself over and over by playing more, but that's not the case because I'm a midwit.

>I will never be a captain again
>I might not play league ever again
finally, some good news from this stream

poor hoshino

Hoshino was held hostage wasn't he?

You like >names? Then name every >names?

>>530095306
Frank, John, Jackie Chan

You never stop playing mahjong

>produce no OC but be very positive despite being an expertkek
I've done my part

>>530096254
I made OC and I was the most positive player on my team both in terms of attitude and in terms of score

>>530096254
You're a "good" sprout?

>530094315
hanner
>530094325
this tbdesu

>friend suddenly mentions that he wants to eat the tiles
huh, guess it's universal

>really want to make more OC for my team
>stuck daydreaming about it but never committing to making it

>>530095758
these guys were yakuza's ichigun back in showa and they played against each other
this is like those post ww2 pictures of allied and axis soldiers together

>>530092291
Brb, need to refresh quests
3/4

>>530092291
gg, nice kans

>>530092291
Remade room

Majsoul Friends Room 12148(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=12148

tobi nashi

>>530066938
He's actually so cute and pure hearted.
I don't want to fall in love with a stranger...

>>530097410
Restarted

>>530097618
I know you may not like tobi nashi but you didn't have to call him that anon

>>530097906
stop being artistic about namecalling

Birthday mahjong stream
https://www.twitch.tv/mimorifuwa

>>530097074
I need to see some missing pinkies for proof

birthday RCtroon murder stream

>>530098425
they cropped their hands out of the photos for a reason

>>530098425
>picture carefully cropped so that the fingers are not visible
that should tell you everything

>>530095758
3 is the big boss 4 has committed unspeakable violence

Guys, my ristorante is broken

>>530099043
if i ever played against 4 and he looked at me like that i'd probably betaori every hand

>>530099043
1 is the layer
2 is the medic
5 is the kung fu master

>>530099251
where's sprout?

>>530099539
I made green tea out of her

>be hanner
>work in a restaurant
>love food
>doesn't work in the restaurant
>doesn't eat the food

>>530098406
Ok, this one I'm not sure if it's a troon or not.

>>530099251
anon, your time travel reps...

>>530099251
Missed one

>be steve's event
>she doesn't show up to eat the weird things I'm cooking
I thought she loved the foob I make? Sweet and salty with the taste exploding in her mouth and massive respect and all that?

>>530099675
>rc
>sanma
200% troon

I ate asparagus for Steve

i assparagegus steve

>>530094331
Grinding mindlessly isn't good. But, the knowledge won't stick if you don't use it.

Book bad
Ranked bad
Friendly good

>>530100602
she was just talking about anteaters
never encountered an anteater girl before
there's horse girls, but anteater girls? that's new to me

>>530101060
https://youtu.be/GUl9_5kK9ts

>horse game
I'll give it a month for it to die

how do I stop being a foldcuck?

>>530101382
You don't, it's the best way to play

>>530101350
but it's been alive in nipland for years?

umamusume is just mlp, japan

>>530101507
I'm talking about the global release.

My teammates got me addicted to horses, everyone in IRC just talks about their favourite mare

I was watching s*******'s stream yesterday and I was surprised at how little tilt there was

Dropped my phone in public while playing in ranked and the volume blasted my cat screaming "TSUMO NYAA" at full blast. Everyone stared. I apologized instinctively.
ichihime-2.png

>>530102157
I want someone with emotion. If I want good gameplay soulless I'd just watch tenhou niggers

>>530102265
I hope your phone screen cracked

>>530102273
True, he should stream Tenhou. I would watch

>>530102265
>things that never happened

>>530102379
It didn’t crack, but thanks for the concern. Unlike you saint shitters, my phone’s actually built to handle pressure.

>>530084763
Which tablet did you end up getting?

>>530102606
>I can handle pressure, that's why I'm not a saint
weird obsession but all right

>>530102265
just like my japanese animes

>>530084763
This never works with me, I have so many abandoned hobbies

>>530068623
VOD

>>530068623
>>530103039
why does this keep happening with the keyboard shortcuts
https://youtu.be/5Ym1aUofHvI

>>530102553
Yeah alright, here's what actually happened since some of you don't believe it. I was playing in Gold room on the bus, one earbud in, volume turned down low. We hit a bump and my phone slipped out of my hoodie pocket, smacked the floor, unplugging my earphones. Ichihime blared "TSUMO NYAA" at full volume and this old guy sitting near the front flinched like I just pulled a knife. The screen was stuck showing her smug anime avatar with a glowing hand and I had to scramble to grab it while everyone stared. I mumbled an apology and got off two stops early. Think whatever you want. Em dash.
ichihime-5.png

>>530102865
He's right you know

>>530103170
never apologize for exposing people to the nyaggers heavenly voice

>>530103345
The biggest difference between saint+ and M1 is being able to properly handle borderline situations, which sometimes involve choices other than hard pushing or hard folding. You can't do that if you're tilt-prone.

Huh? You didn't even get a positive score in league?

>>530103894
I had a sub 8% deal in rate, it's not my fault

>>530102853
Wacom One Medium CTL-672-S, since it was dirt cheap and I believe it's gonna be good for a complete retard to practice on. I didn't want to buy one with the screen, since I have no idea if I'm even gonna make any progress, so I didn't want to pay too much it case I give up at some point (and I didn't want to get chinesium ones with a screen for the same price, I'd rather get something good later if I ever end up switching).

>>530102987
I guess I'm the same, but once in a while I find something to get hooked on. Like mahjong.

Logged in just to grab dailies before bed, didn’t even mean to roll. Finger slipped on the 10-pull button while I was half-asleep and I pulled triple SSR: Rice Shower, Narita Brian, and Taiki Shuttle back to back. Sat there in the dark staring at my screen like I’d just witnessed a miracle, then immediately failed their training arcs and made them cry.

>>530103938
What was your score to the closest 50?

>>530103894
I have a positive score, praise me!

What was I going to do with an average shanten like this

>>530103991
Shut up, horsefucker

>>530097410
ggs

>>530097410
ggs

>>530097410
ggs

I just shat blood and feel really weak, I think I'm dying. If someone goes radio silent and grinches the finals they're probably me and very very dead

>>530103170
did you win though

>>530104993
Go to the doctor anon

>>530104993
See a doctor unironically.

>>530104993
did you shit blood or did you wipe and see blood on the paper

>>530104993
I haven't shit blood but I have seen blood on tissue before. I think its just because my poop is so violent it makes little tears in my but so its just like a cut. It doesnt happen too often though.

>>530104993
Goodbye anon

>>530104993
go to a doctor you retard

>>530104993
stop sticking things in your butt, also go see a doctor while you still can

>>530104993
if it's red you're fine

>>530104993
drink salt and sugar water but mostly salt, electrolyte imbalance causes you to feel weak after shitting your asshole out

I personally don't want to go to a doctor because I embrace the sweet release of death, also all my HSA money is invested

>>530104993
Pics or I'll make up my own story about throwing up turquoise

It's lupus

>>530105396
Salting few cups of water made feel little better, thanks anon

>>530104993
remember to have strong images of your waifu present in your mind as you pass into the other side

>>530104993
I cut my ass hair once, somehow left a wound and excreting made the wound bigger, which always made it bloody. you're fine

>>530105602
This vexes me.

>should be making OC for my team
>making OC for my fake team for the next year instead
Fuck me. Why am I like this...

I too am in this thread

>>530105602
needs more hannah bites

>>530105602
It's lupus

is the average age of this general old enough to have hemorrhoids

I don't have any illnesses that I know of
Because I haven't been to a doctor in 12 years

>>530106043
With modern diet and exercise habits: yes.

>>530106043
I got hemorrhoids when I was 18 from overtraining with poor breathing form.
They haven't gotten worse in 12 years and generally aren't an issue.

Doesn't TO have one

I thought I has liver problems but it turned out to be Gilbert Syndrome

how are hemorrhoid wounds not heavily infected? there is literally shit inside your wound

Eat more fiber and drink more water

I remember seeing a super fit pornstar with 2 dicks that were both impressive lenght and his ass looked like the one of a baboon from the massive prolapsing.

>drink water
>pee
>drink more water
>pee
WHEN DOES IT STOP

Since when did they make it okay for saints to do quests in Jade instead of throne?
That's super lame.

>>530106694
>his

ignore false kodomo
eat fuckloads of junk food and drink only soda for incredible mahjong flow

>>530106694
you didn't need to share this

>>530105220
Had the same problem. It happened to me once every so often, but it healed itself usually within a week or so. I once had it for several weeks, but I fixed it by actually having a cheat day (turns out spicy fast foods are healthy for your system). Now I just know to eat something like that every once in a while to keep balance.

>>530106461
Let's ask instead why do wounds on your arm get infected instead. Well because it doesn't look the insides of your asshole!

>>530105602
I too am in this episode

>>530106694
I wish I had two dicks...

>>530107009
h u h ?

>>530107076
I have a twodix machine

>>530107076
>double the pee
No thanks.

/mjg/ League 6 - Semi Finals Table b - EU2 SUN
Romance of the Cat Kingdoms 419.4
R.I.I.C.H.I. 218.85
Akuyaku Gyakuten 71
Jet Set Riichi -15
https://www.twitch.tv/mjg_raidshadowlegends

two dicks
two sinks

>>530103950
Screenless tablets are great anon, but remember to balance drawing for fun and learning as you go (just like mahjong)

>>530106096
same, maybe even longer
i don't even have health insurance
i'm constantly in perfect health, maybe catch a cold once a year (and it's usually just throat ache for a few days, nothing serious)
wonder what it means

>>530107563
We're gonna die from cancer or something probably.

>>530107412
Is that the OC mines?

>>530107686
my coworker often jokes i'm just gonna die one day seemingly for no reason, since i'm not gonna be diagnosed with whatever terminal illness i get
let's have a good life, anon

>>530107807
pechance

>>530105602
>Chase

>>530107906
I fully expect to go out like Steve Jobs I just need a heads up before so I can nuke all my drives and get rid of some things I don't want my family to find

I'm the cancer killing /mjg/.

>>530108143
Personally I hope my family does find all of my racist memes as well as all my schizo writings that are all thinly-veiled allegories for my severe mommy issues.

>>530108143
same
i'll also have to explain to them to thoroughly go through my room and not just start throwing things out at random, since some things (dunno, mtg true dual lands or some figurines) are actually valuable

>>530108143
not what I'm called

>>530108183
no wonder there are so many kodomo edits....

>die
>mom finds the ona hip

>>530107485
Got it, thanks!

I'm currently watching the dodgers vs astros game

>>530108764
did gura sing the "take me out to the ball game"?

>>530108764
Proof?

I'm stealing your flow for my league game

>>530108764
hololive night?

>>530109213
But it's free?

>>530109226
yea

>>530105602
this vexes me

>>530108904
>did gura
Anon, I...

Table A koko: https://www.twitch.tv/891raba
TWO
World Riichi Championship
Scam
Future Charcoal

>>530104993
Anon...

why is b**** playing all the time?

>>530110164
i want to chop my index finger between her hallux and the index toe and feel it lock between them when i reach the end

>>530109787
TURN ON SHOW WAITS PLEASE

Speaking of feet, I almost got tilted by the mangan win animation of Shalltear's swimsuit outfit after the fucker using her chased my riichi

>>530110704
>it's a TO stream

Even mleague has waits ari

This Xenia is retarded

Is it a good stream or a TO stream

Sprouts sent out their saint again

It is a stream

It's a good stream sir

sprout CHADS

Saint destroying other teams with skillful plays.

Haggers

Look at this hag!

>>530111640
The table is 3 saints and luckshitter42

Both friendly hags

>>530112171
Saint (deranked), """saint""" (gold), and actual saint.

Kokushi is never real

Can't believe he turned down the chiitoi

>>530088367
'good' sprouts

>tourney chat is dead
ggs
Love you hag.

>>530110704
No.

Heeeyyyy troonies!

Total hag death

BELOVED. T~