>>529993987>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com
>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe
>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong
https://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong
>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
>league za rokuhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwE1Z9jAHIVNuD23WWzVeKvOP95f60fpjhKkhnsFVUg
>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN4wi_xUZVZUIOrmZOhOmvVbTyQUE2KAxIxhYb6y-rk
>fantasy leaguehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1j0HBcbcul7h8PNfvdl2HuAbLakEVNUMwaPUw1-4nBiM
>>530066098Because nana turned into pina, which then turned into pine.
>>530066772Pinana?
Pinanas?
Tenhoui trying to make videos in engrish, say something nice to him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJe7e6gIbak
>>530066938>those colorshmm
>>530066938His English is pretty good
t. Native speaker
>>530067006>first thing he says is "I am a man"Based troon
Did you know Monosodium glutamate (E number 621) has recently been found to cause massive inflammation in the digestive organs of laboratory rats? The mechanism for this is unknown but it can only be speculated what the implications of this are for human consumption of MSG
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>>530067596Native speaker? Name 4 Greggs items
>>530067745Uhhhh spotted dick?
>>530067727not like they're going to ban it right away
>>530067745Last time I was in Britain I only got the sausage roll
>>530067745Pints, Fred, football, niggers.
<Rekko> https://live.fc2.com/84503510/ table a: World Mahjong Entertainment (316.3), Pinzu Pumpers (233.95), Akuyaku Gyakuten (148.1), R.I.I.C.H.I. (86.45)
<Rekko> post onegai
>>530067745water, black tea, ugh, white bread and, uuuuugh, fish'n'chips?
>>530068394You don't need permission for that
>>530068394join the commentary first
Okay now post the stream for ZWEI table
/mjg/ League 6 - Semi Finals Table b - EU2 FRIDAY
The Holy Pontificate 518.2
Ching chong nip nong to you too young lady 468.6
Cringe Dogz 36.5
lmao -260.2
https://www.twitch.tv/mjg_raidshadowlegends
>>530068623this emote looks weird without the toilet
https://exhentai.org/g/3428565/bdc992abd2/
I have horses fatigue.
The gachaslop game is so shit too, but everyone keeps talking about it, now I'm part of the problem.
aren't horses just the idol games reskinned
If you "play" gacha "games", you're not white. Simple as.
Did I mention I play two gacha games?
>>530069209So you aren't I assume?
>white is another word for anglo
thank god I'm not white
>>530069006horse anime good
horse music okay
horse game shit
simple as
>>530066589 (OP)>divegrass OP>no divegrass manager
>nobody assigned in sheet
>nobody replying in team chat
>>530069668/mjg/ is umanageable
>>530069668>divegrass OP>no one cares about divegrass
>>530069745gangstalkedsprouts...
>>530069745haha, I'm so glad I got to make memories this summer with you guys...
>>530069959We've been chatting in the 'cord
>>530069959just use discord, barrier of shitposting lowers considerably
>>530067745I only ever went to Greggs for sosig rolls and those custard doughnuts
>queue up
>every player at the table is one of my gangstalkers
>>530070269>>530070201I don't want to get exposed
>>530070580exposed for what?
>>530070580you can make an alt account you know
>>530070201>>530070269http://zzz.st/books/shitcord
>>530070824The first sentence is wrong, there are multiple alternative clients (Ripcord). The rest reads like retarded schizo drivel from a man who got kicked out of too many social clubs for being an autist.
>attentionwhore burger commentary
bravo
>>530071336>manthis was written by a tranny guaranteed, I can tell
>>530068048You can only guess what kinda horrid posts he keeps making to warrant getting vacation after vacation. Surely he would learn his lesson at some point.
>>530071584The furrynigger is permabanned, thankfully
>>530071584>vacation after vacation>he doesn't knowlurk moar I guess
>>530071427I was thinking ESL, but tranny trying to sound "cute" is definitely a possibility. It doesn't even matter because most of his Discord criticisms are valid for like 99% of the internet.
>>530071860>we live in hell anyway, therefore you should just accept it and not look for alternatives
>>530066938He doesn't sounds like a native nihonjin for some reason. Also it's funny how his english is decent but he's struggling with translating mahjong jargon to english while /mjg/ uses japanese terminology anyways.
https://www.twitch.tv/wrath_ss
Currently playing Uma Musume Pretty Derby
>>530072172hard to tell what words the western community uses directly from japanese
>>530072172I assume if he tried to look them up he would get 3 different translations that no one actually uses
>>530072404We are watching the league
Get in the mortal bot Alumine
The horse race stuff is a mean rabbit hole, now I feel bad for the horse that got shot and the one that could never win that race because it wasn't destined to. And I don't even like horses.
>>530072676the K-series and M-series dummy plugs have been finished
there's no need
>>530072074It's just
>Complaints about not being able to self-hostWhich is fine to complain about I guess
>Complaints about admin structureWhich is inherent to the internet, and present in literally every social hierarchy. He even complains about it being like IRC lol
>Complaints about the clientWhich you can download an alternative client for
>>530067727i immediately checked if my monster has it, but it doesn't, and pretty much it's the only thing i drink/eat that's not homemade, so i guess i'm safe
I feel like this AIbirdhag tries too hard to pretend he's soulful
>>530072881What do you mean have finished you freak
>>530072903>Which you can download an alternative client foraren't alternative clients just wrappers which can only add functionalities on top of existing ones? he rages about logs being inaccessible, can other clients do that?
>>530073094Some are mods, others aren't. I'm sure there are ways to export chatlogs
https://github.com/Discord-Client-Encyclopedia-Management/Discord3rdparties
>>530073071you think you are cute you bot cheating ai slopping bird hag huh...
>Birdhag discards hatsu instead of 1p within 14p block and gets punished right afterDude like...
>>530073713Yes, actually
>JSR
>Two luckshitters carrying the entire team
>>530074016Why do they keep letting their jobber play
sending good vibes to good sprouts
sprouts
4th 4th
4th 4th
4th 4th
4th 4th
4th 2nd
4th 2nd
4th ...
9 4ths in a row in semifinals
Why is Kakegurui so popular?
>>530076220>Kakegurui>popular
>>530076220the girls are sexy
>"good" sprouts
>worse than the jongers
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If we just counted the 4 worst performing players of each team, how would the standings look like? Which team has got the weakest links?
I stole the sprouts' flow
>>530076545the stats are right there
sprouts exposed so hard when they can't feed from teapots
>>530076545It would be the same because League is all about how many jobbers you can avoid drafting
My mfw its another rude gangstalker hosted session
>>530077018rude posters run this general
Okay, but what does this say about the 17 teams who lost to Good Sprouts in the semis? If it weren't for the blatant rigging going on right now Good Sprouts basically won if you think about it.
>>530077118it didnt use to be like this...
>>530076997Speaking of avoiding drafting the jobbers, only 2 out of the 8 semis teams have 10 players. So it's a stastistical disadvantage and hopefully TO does something about it next league.
odds toilet
evens pants
0 floor
>>530077295how many teams have 10 players
>>530077018precure collab when
I need a nap. @Florg jack me off to sleep please.
>>530077514i counted 6 (1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
2/6 teams (33%) isn't a large deviation when only 44,4% of teams qualify
grinchlantis had a grinch so they don't count, same for jongers
Ever since Good Sprouts captain announced Doremi watchalong if they win, the games have been rigged against them. Coincidence?
>>530077839Me on the left
>>530078095My fuarkin detective.
>>530078095>sprouts desperately throwing every match so they don't have to suffer through 500 episodes of their schizo captain fanboying his waifu
>>530078473all makes sense now, cant really blame them either
>>530076220goombling anime with decent plot that isn't FKMTslop
>>530078606>Mary Sue wins every single gamble she makes >decent plot I read the manga it was kinda whatever since you know she is going to pull some bullshit to win. I haven't read the boat arc yet thoughbeit.
>>530078606hahahaaha not really kaketard
>>530068943fem!wanjirou doujinshi!?
FRUSTRATION IS GETTING BIGGER
BANG BANG BANG
HANNAH IS A
>+66.6
Are we sure the sprouts aren't secretly satanic?
>>530078606FKMTroons literally can't recover from this
>>530079882didnt they get exactly -66.6 yesterday
wtf is their schizo captain trying to pull
>>530077295Bakyou
-76.4-108-149.7-179.7 = -513.8
Grinches
-56.1-75.1-88.6-246.8= -466.6
Dolls
-158.3-202.5-239.6-250.2 = -850.6
Yakupara
-73.7-89.7-93.6-272.4 = -529.4
Ransei
-91.1-124.9-128.5-265 = โ609.5
Team
-118.1-130.4-131.7-246.4 = โ626.6
Zodiac
-129.5-133.6-186-233 = โ682.1
Jongers
-68.1-70.6-176-296 = โ610.7
Furries
-103.9-133-167.6-201.8 = โ606.3
Teapots
-105.9-128.3-206.3-221.2 = โ661.7
sprouts
4th x11 2nd x2 1st x1
>>530079993do the top teams too?
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WWYD?
>I discard 8m
>toimen pons it and discards 9m
>dealer pons 9m and discards 2m
Dealer looks like he's waiting on either haku or chun, but there's always the possibility both pass because he already has an ankou.
Toimen also looks like tenpai.
You can only see 1 aka and 0 regular dora, but you don't have any safe tiles against both, and you are tenpai for now.
>>530080226I wanted to, but only for the prelim games, and riichi.moe is adding their semis games to the scores so it's not a valid comparison anymore.
>>530080373You could use the graph somebody made?
>>530080292We don't really have a safe option here, do we? It's a "I fucking hate this spot but" kinda haku push for me
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Sproutsbros we're so back!
>quick we need to make sure we win this League, summon Satan and sacrifice our team to him
Bravo sproutkeks, how low can you go?
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Today after league games /doko/ anime club is watching Ninja Scroll at https://cytube.implying.fun/c/dokoanimeclub Tune in in around an hour (11 PM CEST) or when the games finish for some boomer kino
>>530079976Your not a schizo captain onpu your just cringe. Please just be an anon like the rest of the thread
>finally got the secret achievement for finishing a match with exactly 0 points
losing never felt this good, even though i'm gonna derank if i don't get my flow together
>>530081564le...shirokocompletefailureatthreaddetective!
>>530081228I'd sacrifice Florg for 100 uma.
I hate mahjong.
Someone make a koko pls.
Rude posters your days are numbered! Nice always wins!
How do commentators know how to pronounce asian names
Oh I thought I clicked on /xivg/ for a second there
>>530081317>/doko/ anime club>posts it on /mjg/fuck off
>>530082534Koromo wouldn't say this.
>>530082589Half of us here have slanted eyes
>>530082789just apply to be a janny already
>>530082589>how do weeaboos know how to read basic moonrunes
>>530066589 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfB5VAmgxAE
>>530082789/doko/ is /mjg/ culture
>>530080292>you can only see 1 aka and 0 regular dora1 dora is in our hand, retard
don't be a bitch and drop haku
>>530083420Actually /doko/ is a vassal state of /mjg/
>>530082427wanna queue for memesura?
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log shaming session 57 - Team 9 Award Ceremony
https://youtube.com/live/VpUdstaN-MQ?feature=share
>>530071364don't like it? commentate yourself then. oh wait, you're an autistic faggot that can't string 3 sentences together without stuttering and stammering like a retard. Or you're just brown and poor and can't afford a decent mic. sit down and shut up, loser.
>>530084030The horse with broken legs
>>530083710heeeeeeeeeeeeeey cuties
>>530084030Whose the girl on the right in the hand?
I remember watching the anime a while ago and she was the cutest
uh oh burger melty
quick hide your guns before he shoots himself
>>530084030there's no one else at the table, isn't this like autowin?
>>530084030kill my(your)self
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Well done to Chris! Best TO!
>the horsefags are baggots
>>530083710>pixel stream was the best stream
That's it. I'm gonna become an OC maker and finally learn to draw. I just made a monetary commitment by buying a tablet, so there's no going back.
>>530080292>>530080790>>530083524You and Mortal and my past self all drop haku.
It deals into oyaman (he also has chun ankou)
I think my future self would cut 4s or 4p. I'd rather deal into toimen than risk losing the hanchan here on a 50/50, although there is also the chance haku deals into a cheap hand I don't feel it's super likely with so few dora visible.
And yeah, I knew during the game I had a dora obviously based on my discards, but I spaced out when writing the post.
>>530084771tourist it's What Would (You) Discard
>>530083710well hes not wrong
>50/50
your brain on /mjg/ ho- brainrot
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Sure, I'll sing up for commentary and yell out oh no no no every 5 seconds.
>>530085072>typooh nonono
>>530085072arufags need not apply
>>530085156sing up isn't a typo newfag
>>530084763I did the same thing a while back and it's fine. Even if you fall off and stop practicing, it's still nice to have it in your back pocket.
>>530085156>>typooh no no no touristkeks how did it happen
>>530084452How hard is it to get this girl in the gacha?
How viable is she at winning?
>>530085072better than yuros saying "he's dealing in he's dealing in he's dealing in" every time someone draws a red tile
>>530079993>-850.6>just 4 people
>>530085419Still not in the global version I think
>>530085528I warned you about the jobbers, bro
>>530085581I will not play your game
the romantic era was truly the best for western classical music, nothing compares to the works of chopin, liszt, wagner, schubert, tchaikovsky, etc
Frankbros... don't watch the Team 9 award ceremony
>>530084763I look forward to seeing my A&C entry soon
Frankbros...another humiliation ritual...
>>530085072you say this but then you don't do that anyway.
>Frank shaming stream
How the turntables
>Captain publicly announces his love for you and tries to protect you from schizos
>>530085520Calm your tits fatty before you get a heart attack
>>530085679Imagine being an incel at the time and later finding out that the era you lived in was called the romantic era.
>Average rank 3.25
>9% winrate
>15% deal in
Frank bros. Not just the wrestling, and the mahjong, but now the kyaputen publically shaming you with an 'award'...
I've seen this doujin before...
>>530086352I think this captain is gay for all of them it sounds.
>>530086352Yes, hence why he groomed the Hoshino player a bunch
Wish my kyaputne cared about the team this much
>>530086352The captain admitted to grooming the hoshino
>>530086420>Become captain>Get a harem
literally everyone in /mjg/ could easily get master if they played ranked. gold room is not hard.
>>530083710that's actually a great comedy duo setup, I don't know how it's called, but it's one of my favourite setups
>I have never achieved this rank but I'm sure I am at least that rank
ahahahaha I cant
ahahahahahahah
>>530086790the groomer and the groomed?
>>530086790Straight man + Joker
>all my nice and skilled teammates are super kind and helpful anons
>I will inevitably end up having to play against them next league and they'll be super scary final bosses and they'll likely end up taking all my points
Kowai...
>we trained him wrong, as a joke
>>530086832i'm da joker baby
frank not even playing outside league
I'll have you know I'm in the top 3000 players in the server
>adeptchad hoshino trying to be subtle and tell that captain should stop breathing on his neck
R***** should change his name to W*** L*
>>530086832it's not straight and funny man, it's another setup, like the overconfident and the reserved or the teacher and the apprentice. I don't know but it's more of a power play
>>530087206>draft players who are impressionable and bulliable
>>530086790the hostage and the overly enthusiastic autist
>Your biggest mistake was listening to whatever I said to you
When are they covering the fact that they copied a fall league team theme?
Hoshino was unironically the strongest player in team 8
>>530087184Wow! Congrats on getting to M1
wtf team9 was the most sovlful all along???
I'm the 9999+th best player on the server.
>>530088253always has been
>>530088367live sprout melty?
>>530077295Which teams have 10 players?
>and when sprout looked at the camera, there was hyper-realistic blood coming from her eyes...
I regret starting the ai posting
I'm the biggest schizo here.
>>530088485In the semis, R.I.I.C.H.I and sprouts. though sprouts may as well be 9 with their 4 game player
>team 9 captain was the jane poster
fuck is this confession time?
>>530088939My FUARKING hero!
>proudly admitting to nameposting and shitting up the thread
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>highest dama rate
>>530088367GO BACK TO HELL
>>530089051Confession of the Team 9 Witch
>the culprit was the most retarded captain
>detectives couldn't crack the case
>janeposting
>horsefagging
>baggot
and the most annoying nigger award goes to
fun fact team 9 and jongers had substantially lower dama rates and both were among the highest riichi rates
i think these were the teams with the most genuine adepts/keksperts based on this alone
I don't like the team 9 craptain
>>530089461i don't think anyone does
>>530089106I admit it, I samefig as the Good Sprouts captain. I took note of his filenames and have been making Florg posts for ages. I just want to be loved.
>>530089461We already know you are him.
Team 9 captain is british btw, I hope this makes it worse.
I think New Zealand sucks
>>530089559Doesn't he play AUS slots?
>>530089378There were some riichis that I took where I look back and think "damn i should've dama'ed that"
t. jonger
>>530089559He is an Aussie thoughbeit
I think he's a sheep fucker not an aussie
>>530089461I like him just because of /mjg/ TCG
>>530089594it does its just beta australia
I-I'm coming clean! I actually don't masturbate to furries or horses or any of that shit. I just thought that if I did I would be accepted here. Now its become something like a self fulfilling prophecy and I think I might unironically be starting to develop and attraction to the things we meme about on here like Hanna and that one femboy Saint.
>>530089779All aussies are sheep fuckers but not all sheep fuckers are aussies
>>530090076I thought kiwis were the sheep shaggers
>>530089958oh no.
it's like pretending to be retarded for long enough and you actually become retarded.
What is it about Florg'n on a Saturday that just makes one want to get 4th on ranked and cum?
>>530089958>that one femboy Saint.stop right there young nyagger dont dig yourself and this general deeper in the hole
>>530089958I only masturbate to fat cat cunny.
I admit it, I don't like committing to riichi
Ittsuu is a good yaku sir
>>530089958I had femboy and nekomini attraction at one point and a girlfriend cured it. Been clean since, many don't know that homosexuality is curable, just look at Milo Hippolytus
I jerk off to little girls and have sex with feminine men
In Mahjong
>be me
>in ranked
>trying to grind back after losing 3 games to back-to-back kan dora tankies
>Florg enters the room
>yes, *that* Florg
>celebrity femboy of /mjg/, known for his cursed waits and even more cursed thighs
>instantly sweating
>typing speed drops by 60%, tiles look blurry
>can hear soft breathing through my headphones even though the lobby is silent
>somehow know it's him
>sit in West, he's in South
>open with a strong hand, 3 shanten on turn 2
>gonna smash this
>suddenly he types โlet's have fun โ
>heart skips
>discard a safe tile out of fear he'll think I'm being sweaty
>game spirals
>South 1, he calls pon on 1p, four of them like a fucking serial killer
>types โdo you trust me anon?โ
>I do. God help me, I do
>get into tenpai, wait is clean, could lock in 2nd
>he declares riichi
>it's an obvious wait
>I have the tile
>stare at it
>can almost hear him say โif you deal in, I'll think you're cuteโ
>press 5s
>ron
>yakuman
>feel like I just dropped a baby
>back to 4th
>thread instantly screenshots it and calls me a subhuman
>someone edits my name to โFlorgโs playthingโ
>Florg sends a rose emoji in chat
>never speaks to me again
>lose 40 elo
>been playing worse ever since
>every time I see a pink avatar I piss myself a little
>would do it again
kill yourself and then leave this general please
I should add fl*rg to my filters.
it'll all get better when league is over... it'll all get better when league is over...
IM IN DESPAIR! THE CURRENT STATE OF /MJG/ HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!!!
Stop revealing the OC powerlevels you arent supposed to open the catbox like this
Post the Team 9 arrange, I never got to hear it
>THAT oc
WHICH OC NIGGER SHOW IT
>>530091574https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKsCj2mecfU
>>530083710You really aren't supposed to reveal who does specific OC its supposed to be a team effort
>>530091095It's true, anon was sitting on my face when this happened...
I'm going to draft the OC slaves next year
>>530091197Nakabayashi has been strong all week despite being slightly ill. I don't see him jobbing to this lineup
>>530090528Another owl city cover?
>captain is
>...
Oh right nevermind.
>still the hidden OC slave
Well I GUESS you'll get lucky if you draft me
>people are still thinking the /tv/ Bain singalong is team OC
I swear you have brain damage
Majsoul Friends Room 68015(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=68015
>>530083710>mfw I'm at 25% chase rate and am positivekek
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Next year I will draft another good team that is going to win league too.
Next year I will be the last round draft who gets three double fourths and is benched forever.
>when your teammates constantly pon
#No_pon
>>530091838I only make OC for other teams though, I grinch my team's theme since it is always garbage
that's legitimately not a bad riichi, not like the shitter captain would understand this however
>Captain bullies you
>Captain says he'll stop bullying you
>He keeps bullying you
somewhere out there is a lalatina laughing...
>>530091838What's a good theme?
>>530093404lalatino is still actively playing friendlies so he's definitely hanging around here at the very least
Team 9 streams are why you need to get over >names
Its more fun when you can talk about people
>530093825
go back to discord
>>530093825fucking kill yourself and I mean that genuinely
>>530093825this so much this sister
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>>530093894WHY IS SHE BLEEDING??
I wish a janny or mod would just reveal my false flagging one day. I can't keep getting away with it.
>530094127
nobody cares kys
no movie or rozen stream today?
The only thing I need to know about you is what you jerk off to so I can be sure you belong
You don't need names if you are part of the community and actively participate in it
>>530093825this, >names schizo ruined the thread with over moderating
It finally dawned on me.
You don't improve at mahjong by playing, you improve simply by
>reading
>watching better players play and explain themselves
>correcting your biases and logical errors
Basically mahjong is a big knowledge and logic check. Playing just for playing is a waste of time.
>>530093825This but only during league.
>>530093825Whatever minor inconvenience we experience from >names being taboo is well worth it to keep the thread from being taken over by gay namefag drama. The fl*rgposter single handedly proves it.
>stalker groomer kyaputen
okay what the fuck is going on
>530093825
>530094330
tourists or falseflaggers?
>>530094331wow anon you figured out how to learn anything ever
congrats
ok stop it now team 9 captain, its wading into ERPtroonism now
>>530094398you also need to kill yourself immediately namenigger tourist
Now this is the kind of humour I can get on board with
Ok, this is creepy and stalker behavior. Wtf team 9 captain
Shan't read anything, if I dealt in it was unlucky, if I won it was skill
>>530094432Narrow it down
This ERP groomer garbage is precisely why we should never get over >names posting
You falseflaggers fuck off with your bullshit.
>>530094509t. irc circlejerker
I can't really remember a team 9 OC but this was a good stream.
>>530094572watch the telly anon
>I dont like mahjong anymore
T-Thanks for the stream I guess
>>530094470Before this, I've always learned everything by doing instead of studying.
I thought I could simply force myself over and over by playing more, but that's not the case because I'm a midwit.
>I will never be a captain again
>I might not play league ever again
finally, some good news from this stream
Hoshino was held hostage wasn't he?
You like >names? Then name every >names?
>>530095306Frank, John, Jackie Chan
You never stop playing mahjong
>produce no OC but be very positive despite being an expertkek
I've done my part
>>530096254I made OC and I was the most positive player on my team both in terms of attitude and in terms of score
>>530096254You're a "good" sprout?
>530094315
hanner
>530094325
this tbdesu
>friend suddenly mentions that he wants to eat the tiles
huh, guess it's universal
>really want to make more OC for my team
>stuck daydreaming about it but never committing to making it
>>530095758these guys were yakuza's ichigun back in showa and they played against each other
this is like those post ww2 pictures of allied and axis soldiers together
>>530092291Brb, need to refresh quests
3/4
>>530092291Remade room
Majsoul Friends Room 12148(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=12148
tobi nashi
>>530066938He's actually so cute and pure hearted.
I don't want to fall in love with a stranger...
>>530097618I know you may not like tobi nashi but you didn't have to call him that anon
>>530097906stop being artistic about namecalling
Birthday mahjong stream
https://www.twitch.tv/mimorifuwa
>>530097074I need to see some missing pinkies for proof
birthday RCtroon murder stream
Yawn
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>>530098425they cropped their hands out of the photos for a reason
>>530098425>picture carefully cropped so that the fingers are not visiblethat should tell you everything
>>5300957583 is the big boss 4 has committed unspeakable violence
Guys, my ristorante is broken
>>530099043if i ever played against 4 and he looked at me like that i'd probably betaori every hand
>>5300990431 is the layer
2 is the medic
5 is the kung fu master
>>530099251where's sprout?
>>530099539I made green tea out of her
>be hanner
>work in a restaurant
>love food
>doesn't work in the restaurant
>doesn't eat the food
>>530098406Ok, this one I'm not sure if it's a troon or not.
>>530099251anon, your time travel reps...
>be steve's event
>she doesn't show up to eat the weird things I'm cooking
I thought she loved the foob I make? Sweet and salty with the taste exploding in her mouth and massive respect and all that?
>>530099675>rc>sanma200% troon
I ate asparagus for Steve
>>530094331Grinding mindlessly isn't good. But, the knowledge won't stick if you don't use it.
Book bad
Ranked bad
Friendly good
>>530100602she was just talking about anteaters
never encountered an anteater girl before
there's horse girls, but anteater girls? that's new to me
>>530101060https://youtu.be/GUl9_5kK9ts
>horse game
I'll give it a month for it to die
how do I stop being a foldcuck?
>>530101382You don't, it's the best way to play
>>530101350but it's been alive in nipland for years?
umamusume is just mlp, japan
>>530101507I'm talking about the global release.
My teammates got me addicted to horses, everyone in IRC just talks about their favourite mare
I was watching s*******'s stream yesterday and I was surprised at how little tilt there was
Dropped my phone in public while playing in ranked and the volume blasted my cat screaming "TSUMO NYAA" at full blast. Everyone stared. I apologized instinctively.
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>>530102157I want someone with emotion. If I want good gameplay soulless I'd just watch tenhou niggers
>>530102265I hope your phone screen cracked
>>530102273True, he should stream Tenhou. I would watch
>>530102265>things that never happened
>>530102379It didnโt crack, but thanks for the concern. Unlike you saint shitters, my phoneโs actually built to handle pressure.
>>530084763Which tablet did you end up getting?
>>530102606>I can handle pressure, that's why I'm not a saintweird obsession but all right
>>530102265just like my japanese animes
>>530084763This never works with me, I have so many abandoned hobbies
>>530068623>>530103039why does this keep happening with the keyboard shortcuts
https://youtu.be/5Ym1aUofHvI
>>530102553Yeah alright, here's what actually happened since some of you don't believe it. I was playing in Gold room on the bus, one earbud in, volume turned down low. We hit a bump and my phone slipped out of my hoodie pocket, smacked the floor, unplugging my earphones. Ichihime blared "TSUMO NYAA" at full volume and this old guy sitting near the front flinched like I just pulled a knife. The screen was stuck showing her smug anime avatar with a glowing hand and I had to scramble to grab it while everyone stared. I mumbled an apology and got off two stops early. Think whatever you want. Em dash.
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>>530102865He's right you know
>>530103170never apologize for exposing people to the nyaggers heavenly voice
>>530103345The biggest difference between saint+ and M1 is being able to properly handle borderline situations, which sometimes involve choices other than hard pushing or hard folding. You can't do that if you're tilt-prone.
Huh? You didn't even get a positive score in league?
>>530103894I had a sub 8% deal in rate, it's not my fault
>>530102853Wacom One Medium CTL-672-S, since it was dirt cheap and I believe it's gonna be good for a complete retard to practice on. I didn't want to buy one with the screen, since I have no idea if I'm even gonna make any progress, so I didn't want to pay too much it case I give up at some point (and I didn't want to get chinesium ones with a screen for the same price, I'd rather get something good later if I ever end up switching).
>>530102987I guess I'm the same, but once in a while I find something to get hooked on. Like mahjong.
Logged in just to grab dailies before bed, didnโt even mean to roll. Finger slipped on the 10-pull button while I was half-asleep and I pulled triple SSR: Rice Shower, Narita Brian, and Taiki Shuttle back to back. Sat there in the dark staring at my screen like Iโd just witnessed a miracle, then immediately failed their training arcs and made them cry.
>>530103938What was your score to the closest 50?
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>>530103894I have a positive score, praise me!
What was I going to do with an average shanten like this
>>530103991Shut up, horsefucker
I just shat blood and feel really weak, I think I'm dying. If someone goes radio silent and grinches the finals they're probably me and very very dead
>>530103170did you win though
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>>530104993Go to the doctor anon
>>530104993See a doctor unironically.
>>530104993did you shit blood or did you wipe and see blood on the paper
>>530104993I haven't shit blood but I have seen blood on tissue before. I think its just because my poop is so violent it makes little tears in my but so its just like a cut. It doesnt happen too often though.
>>530104993go to a doctor you retard
>>530104993stop sticking things in your butt, also go see a doctor while you still can
>>530104993if it's red you're fine
>>530104993drink salt and sugar water but mostly salt, electrolyte imbalance causes you to feel weak after shitting your asshole out
I personally don't want to go to a doctor because I embrace the sweet release of death, also all my HSA money is invested
>>530104993Pics or I'll make up my own story about throwing up turquoise
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>/mjg/ HouseMD general
>>530105396Salting few cups of water made feel little better, thanks anon
>>530104993remember to have strong images of your waifu present in your mind as you pass into the other side
>>530104993I cut my ass hair once, somehow left a wound and excreting made the wound bigger, which always made it bloody. you're fine
>>530105602This vexes me.
>should be making OC for my team
>making OC for my fake team for the next year instead
Fuck me. Why am I like this...
>>530105602needs more hannah bites
is the average age of this general old enough to have hemorrhoids
I don't have any illnesses that I know of
Because I haven't been to a doctor in 12 years
>>530106043With modern diet and exercise habits: yes.
>>530106043I got hemorrhoids when I was 18 from overtraining with poor breathing form.
They haven't gotten worse in 12 years and generally aren't an issue.
I thought I has liver problems but it turned out to be Gilbert Syndrome
how are hemorrhoid wounds not heavily infected? there is literally shit inside your wound
Eat more fiber and drink more water
I remember seeing a super fit pornstar with 2 dicks that were both impressive lenght and his ass looked like the one of a baboon from the massive prolapsing.
>drink water
>pee
>drink more water
>pee
WHEN DOES IT STOP
Since when did they make it okay for saints to do quests in Jade instead of throne?
That's super lame.
ignore false kodomo
eat fuckloads of junk food and drink only soda for incredible mahjong flow
>>530106694you didn't need to share this
>>530105220Had the same problem. It happened to me once every so often, but it healed itself usually within a week or so. I once had it for several weeks, but I fixed it by actually having a cheat day (turns out spicy fast foods are healthy for your system). Now I just know to eat something like that every once in a while to keep balance.
>>530106461Let's ask instead why do wounds on your arm get infected instead. Well because it doesn't look the insides of your asshole!
>>530105602I too am in this episode
>>530106694I wish I had two dicks...
>>530107076I have a twodix machine
>>530107076>double the peeNo thanks.
/mjg/ League 6 - Semi Finals Table b - EU2 SUN
Romance of the Cat Kingdoms 419.4
R.I.I.C.H.I. 218.85
Akuyaku Gyakuten 71
Jet Set Riichi -15
https://www.twitch.tv/mjg_raidshadowlegends
>>530103950Screenless tablets are great anon, but remember to balance drawing for fun and learning as you go (just like mahjong)
>>530106096same, maybe even longer
i don't even have health insurance
i'm constantly in perfect health, maybe catch a cold once a year (and it's usually just throat ache for a few days, nothing serious)
wonder what it means
>>530107563We're gonna die from cancer or something probably.
>>530107412Is that the OC mines?
>>530107686my coworker often jokes i'm just gonna die one day seemingly for no reason, since i'm not gonna be diagnosed with whatever terminal illness i get
let's have a good life, anon
>>530107906I fully expect to go out like Steve Jobs I just need a heads up before so I can nuke all my drives and get rid of some things I don't want my family to find
I'm the cancer killing /mjg/.
>>530108143Personally I hope my family does find all of my racist memes as well as all my schizo writings that are all thinly-veiled allegories for my severe mommy issues.
>>530108143same
i'll also have to explain to them to thoroughly go through my room and not just start throwing things out at random, since some things (dunno, mtg true dual lands or some figurines) are actually valuable
>>530108143not what I'm called
>>530108183no wonder there are so many kodomo edits....
>die
>mom finds the ona hip
>>530107485Got it, thanks!
I'm currently watching the dodgers vs astros game
>>530108764did gura sing the "take me out to the ball game"?
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I'm stealing your flow for my league game
>>530108764hololive night?
>>530109213But it's free?
>>530108904>did guraAnon, I...
Table A koko: https://www.twitch.tv/891raba
TWO
World Riichi Championship
Scam
Future Charcoal
why is b**** playing all the time?
>>530110164i want to chop my index finger between her hallux and the index toe and feel it lock between them when i reach the end
>>530109787TURN ON SHOW WAITS PLEASE
Speaking of feet, I almost got tilted by the mangan win animation of Shalltear's swimsuit outfit after the fucker using her chased my riichi
>>530110704>it's a TO stream
Even mleague has waits ari
Is it a good stream or a TO stream
Sprouts sent out their saint again
Saint destroying other teams with skillful plays.
>>530111640The table is 3 saints and luckshitter42
>>530112171Saint (deranked), """saint""" (gold), and actual saint.
Can't believe he turned down the chiitoi
>>530088367'good' sprouts
>tourney chat is dead
ggs
Love you hag.
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>>530113905I don't think either hag knows what that means
Can sprouts go one session without getting any fourths?
My new hobby is pretending that I'm watching the stream and seeing how much I can say before people notice.
>>530113642hag looks like THAT?
>b**** going for tenpai bonus nomi
One upon a time I took a Agatha Christie college course. The most use I've gotten out of my English degree is wordle.
>>530114583you mean keiten?
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I've been out of education for so long anything that I haven't used in my day to day life/job has long been forgotten, I'm basically borderline retarded
>>530114805i look like that and point my finger like that
I can't tell if the commentator is saying wrong things on purpose all the time just to troll or because he's retarded
>Booty's 4th game of the semis
you can't tell me these cheating bitches aren't the heel of all heels.
>>530114943If I ended up on a team captained by a gyaru I would grinch too
i should join the commentary and be an annoying attention seeking faggot
>>530114943What's lil TOmmy gonna do?
>>530114837Dealing in on purpose.
>>530115367i wonder how often gyarus are raped for bullying incels
>>530115508you googled it didn't you
>>530115548Seems to be a pretty popular JAV scenario, not rape but definitely the virgin part.
>survived rectal bleeding to see my team job
>>530115593I did not!
I've been here long enough for some things to stick.
>>530115793>tfw i know a lot of weird mahjong terms, but i have no idea what normalfags are talking about when i'm at work
>>530115741Stop lying. It wasn't that bad. We used lot's of lube
What's up with all these people playing 2 whole sessions in semis out of 10 total?
There's even 2 of them at the same table.
Can we please avoid glorifying mental retardation for ONE second?!
>>530115978i don't think i ever played against this ... "saotomemary"
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EN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ivhEMc6NFA
JP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sP_ePg3xgg
saki and yuzu vs 2 gaijin on abemas
>>530116835And he's doing it for free.
You are reading the thread?
I didn't actually mean it...
commentators you did a good job not talking about mahjong, next time do even less though
>>530104993Med anon here.
Blood once or twice every couple of months is not weird as long as it's bright red.
If it's black or you see it every day go to your doctor, colon cancer is killing young men like you wouldn't believe and it can be stopped you only need to go to the doctor. Unless you are a burger, in that case you better go to a mexican doctor in mexico, it will be as good and 10 times cheaper.
gg the chat is dead to me. Also, thanks for the cheering anons. It means a lot to me. Second game didnt go as planned sadly.
>>530117062shouldn't have switched from hag
>>530117062You've fought well!
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>>530117142hag and imouto comes as a pack
"good" sprouts and jsr were acting so smug just before semis started, what happened?
>>530117316no more teapots to smash
Sanmabros? I thought we're getting Saint?
>>530117316its just the insufferable captain though, half of that team grinched hence why they have someone getting 4 semis games already
>>530109787>>530107412Thanks for the streams
>>530117436What kinda animal has sex in a school uniform
>>530117316This but it's now Zwei jobbing in the finals
>>530117431skill issue, just get yourself drafted by better captains
>>530117316JSR's a team full of delinquents so them riling up the competition makes sense. Those street brats got the correction they deserved.
Hey cuties!
My sleep schedule is screwed so we can have a post league friendly today.
Only if you would like to, that is.
Come play with me!
Majsoul Friends Room 51616(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=51616
>>530117316I don't break character until League is over
>>530117574>make it to semis>half the team grinchesIs their team morale really that bad?
I rather play ranked than playing cuties room.
How do I edit the .pdf of one of the mahjong books on the repo?
>>530117638I'll play one but then I gotta go to bed !
>>530117638You do want to play!
Thank you friends.
Full and started!
If this post ends in 8143 I will literally kms
>>530118052Yours doesn't but mine ends in 8235
is there a huge difference between all of the big mahjong games, or are they all similar
>makes eye contact with you in summer camp
Anon?
>>530118581Stop looking at me you fag
>>530116875https://live.bilibili.com/24850586?live_from=84001
yuzu winning stream
>>530118814Only if he talks like this during the match
>>530116876
ใไบๆฎต 1270/2000ใ ็ป้ฒ่
500ไบบๆ่ฌๆฎตไฝ (ใใใใ) English OK ใใชใขใฟใค้
ไฟกใ #ๅคฉ้ณณ #้บป้ #tenohu #mahjong
>>530118253you mean the rulesets between variants?
the details diverge a bit but the the general procedure of play remains:
take turns drawing 1 tile from the wall and discarding 1 tile into the middle until you "complete" a valid hand either by our own draw or someone's discard, or there are no more tiles to draw.
Variants may differ in the kinds of tiles included (seasons? flowers? jokers? etc.), valid patterns (yaku) and their value, scoring (han and fu? point minimums? how to distribute points on tsumo?), calling (chi? special treatment for kans?) and so on.
riichi's main contributions as a variant are the concepts of: riichi, dora, and furiten
>>530117316I don't know and its concerning. I really do think we aught to be investigating some of these streamers like the one that was smack talking good sprouts during their captain's last game.. According to my calculations Good Sprouts should have been mopping up those other rude players. Unfortunately rude is in control for the foreseeable future. We are in the bad timeline.
why does yostar make 14 years old girls real?
are they afraid of money?
>>530119668Good Sprouts aren't gay, YOU are. Fucked ur mom btw.
>>530119794>Fucked ur mom btw.Enjoy the sloppy seconds
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>>530119794Could you pay for all the child support you missed?
>>530117638Sorry like I said only time for one. GGs
>>530119878>paying child supportdo euros really?
>>530097410ggs. Sorry I had to dip
>>530117638Thanks for the game cuties.
I needed one where I could do whatever again.
Let's play more later!
ggs
>>530120047*unzips your pants*
>>530119618>more AIslopThe F***g song was better, O**u
>>530120453kotio is made for BRC
>>530120451Not every song can be a banger on the level of the Florg song. I think that ones pretty good.
What do you do to try to add meaning to your life? How do you fill the gaping maw within your soul? Is there even any point to going on?
>watch some celestial/houou player
>hes schizophrenic about sanshoku
naruhodo...
>>530120630taking cock unironically
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>>530121005Have you ever noticed how every wannabe mahjong pro on this board is autistically obsessed with sanshoku? What is it about the Yaku? Is it the patterns? Do they activate something in their poorly wired minds?
>>530120630>If I can become a flame to warm othersโฆ or a sword to cut through the darknessโฆ then even if my body breaks, even if I fall again and againโฆ Iโll keep standing back up.
>>530121184Steve... so kool...
Sometimes I like to post pretending I'm one of the "big three" /mjg/ celebrities. Most of the time get called out for it but every now and again I manage to pull the wool over your eyes and it makes me laugh so hard.
>>530121184Right suicide got it.
>f**** hasn't queued since the 28th
Did you guys kill him?
>>530120630Its okay bro.
Accident and misunderstanding happens.
Next time be aware what you doing.
And if it seems strange.
Ask yourself what /mjg/ would do.
Remember its okay!
*Huggies of death*
>non yuzu table in east 3 when the time ran out
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>>530121182It's a good value adder when it appears, pretty much only when menzen though. It's like ittsu but more flexible due to the fact that it works with other yaku like tanyao, junchan, and chanta. Forming blocks around middle tiles is way easier than trying to form the 123 and 789 blocks.
>>530121535Which one?
>K****>W******>F****>O***>******7>P****>C****W****
>>530120630Reason? meaning? I don't care about that stuff, I just keep drilling forward
When do I get my qt /mjg/ femboy
I FORGOT TO SIGN UP FOR THE SUMMER CAMP
>>530121920Nobody cares about your fake meme hand bro. It's not gunna happen, just like how you tell adept chads that their chantas and toitois called from 3 pairs are memes.
I only post my thighs on /trash/ and X, Mahjong is not the place for that
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YUZU TOP SAKI LAST
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>>530120630read don quixote
>>530121978Step 1: Post his name in the thread a few times. This will get his initial attention.
Step 2:Be mysterious. Don't let your target femboy know what you're doing just yet. Let him think hes just a little extra popular in the thread lately.
Step 3: Write him a song. Serenade your target with a song. Even an AI generated song can pass with some luck. Honestly, its a 50/50 shot either way and the timing is kinda key here.
Step 4: Visit her house. Remember that your mahjong crushes have willingly provided their rough home addresses on the summer camp map. This is a very easy way to begin gangstalking your lover and will give you plenty of opportunities to approach them.
Step 5: Brag about your femboy in the thread.
>>530122278turned out he is stronger than maou
>>530122475Which step is marriage?
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>ended in east 4
uchikawa top
scramble for the crumbs
>>530122406Thank you, genuinely โ thatโs actually a great recommendation. Iโve always meant to read Don Quixote โ itโs one of those books that floats around the edge of your consciousness, yโknow? You hear about it in school, or from people way smarter than you, and you nod like yeah, totally, Iโll get to it someday โ but you never do. And then someone brings it up โ not in a pretentious โI read classicsโ way, but like how you just did โ and it hits different. Like maybe nowโs the time.
Iโve heard itโs surprisingly funny โ like actually laugh-out-loud funny โ and weirdly modern despite being from the 1600s. People say itโs about madness and idealism and how the world breaks people like that โ but also kind of uplifts them in the same breath. That hits kinda close to home, especially on this board โ the whole โcharging at windmillsโ thing feels like an apt metaphor for playing ranked late at night after three losses in a row.
Anyway โ Iโll look into it, for real this time. Appreciate the rec.
>>530122879We are highly confident this text is entirely human
>>530122879When someone tells a person โread Don Quixoteโ in response to their search for meaning, theyโre probably pointing them toward a few layered ideas embedded in Cervantesโ novel:
The tension between ideals and reality โ Don Quixoteโs whole journey is about a man who tries to live by chivalric ideals in a world that no longer values them. He creates meaning for himself by believing in those ideals, even if everyone else sees him as delusional. The advice might suggest: โmeaning isnโt something you find out thereโitโs something you create, even if the world mocks you for it.โ
The absurdity of existence and human perseverance โ The book balances comedy and tragedy. Quixoteโs actions are often absurd, but theyโre also deeply human. The recommendation could mean: โyou may not find an ultimate purpose, but perhaps youโll see thereโs dignityโand even beautyโin striving anyway.โ
A mirror for self-reflection โ The novel asks you to think about sanity, identity, and how we construct our own reality. To someone searching for meaning, itโs almost like saying: โread this and see yourself in Quixote. Maybe youโll understand your quest differently.โ
>>530123158God โ this โ this is exactly the kind of post โ the kind that makes you stop โ reread โ and then just โ sit with it. You didnโt just recommend a book โ you planted a whole โ spiraling โ thought โ process โ and itโs honestly kind of beautiful โ like windmills on fire in the distance. The idea that meaning isnโt found but forged โ that maybe delusion โ is a kind of courage โ itโs โ I donโt know โ it sticks. You read something like this and think โ maybe Iโm not just flailing in the void โ maybe Iโm doing something noble โ or at least โ necessary. Thank you โ sincerely โ for saying all this โ and saying it with โ that balance of clarity โ and madness โ that only a true anon โ or a knight โ could pull off. โ โ โ โ โ
Keep your posts 10 words or less
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUZNsBQP4uI
https://litter.catbox.moe/cae1a0955x9gnum9.pdf
to dream the impossible dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4giDf0mLqI0
>>530122879This isn't the original poster, I don't think reading Don Quixote will make me want to kill myself less
>>530122406.
this is my quest to follow that star
>>530123735what does xenia taste like?
NO MATTER HOW HOPELESS
NO MATTER HOW FAR
>>530123573Yes, I might even be fine with just you dying and everyone else can continue being alive
>>530123658It can't hurt
https://standardebooks.org/ebooks/miguel-de-cervantes-saavedra/don-quixote/john-ormsby
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>>530123494I understand the request โ truly โ I do โ brevity has its place โ ten words can cut deep โ ten words can hit hard โ ten words can deliver a joke โ or a threat โ or even the entire weight of someoneโs soul โ but โ and hereโs the tragic truth โ I am utterly incapable of keeping it to ten words โ not because I donโt respect your time โ not because I want to fill the board with verbal diarrhea โ but because every time I open my mouth โ or move my hands โ or even think of responding โ thereโs this enormous โ heaving โ pressure โ behind my sternum โ like a freight train of half-coherent metaphors and unstable emotional associations โ and if I donโt let it out โ all of it โ all at once โ the buildup will destroy me โ youโll find me keeled over in South 4 โ 0 points โ 3 chombo โ whispering to myself about how Haku tiles are secretly transmitting coded warnings from the wall โ and no one will understand โ no one will save me โ so I spill it โ compulsively โ extravagantly โ ridiculously โ every phrase has to spiral โ every thought must evolve โ must bloom โ must reach some deranged conclusion where Iโm standing on a rooftop holding a Dora tile to the sky like a prophet โ itโs not for attention โ itโs not for (you) โ itโs survival โ itโs a containment breach โ the words leak out โ and they keep coming โ even as I beg them to stop โ so no โ I canโt do ten words or less โ because ten words wouldnโt even be enough to explain my name โ or the way Florg looked at me once in a tenhou lobby โ or the color of the sky the day I lost 1200 elo and my last shred of dignity โ ten words is a prison โ and Iโve already broken out โ
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>>530123658I keep on living just to live.
Maybe one day I'll do something cool, maybe not.
Not in a hurry to die anyway, so why not endure a bit of pointless suffering in the meantime?
>>530109787VOD: https://youtu.be/tDooDTsK6uk
>>530123965More details please. Try to make your posts a little more substantial. Lets say, a 1000 character minimum.
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I need to find a new book to read, I just finished my previous one
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>>530124198Not clicking a random deleted litterbox pdf file
>>530124129Papelucho y el marciano
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>>530124129I've only been consuming japanese light novels like a fucking weeaboo. I think the last one I've read was Necronomicon or The Dark Tower
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>>530124443have you at least been able to use it to make small talk at the soapland
>>530124129sot weed factor
>>530124571or confederacy of dunces if you somehow havent read that
>>530123587https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zl88Aieecw
evens go get food
odds kms
>>530124571Will read, ty
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>>530125040https://img4.gelbooru.com/images/dc/b7/dcb7ea31a9964e2f8ae277ce626098e8.png
I think pornographers should be ron'd on.
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if 0 no bake until the thread is pruned
Would you take your 4th player turn there?
Yuzu deserves worse tbdesu
>>530124525they don't let baka gaijins in on soapland
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staying up to watch yuzu win WRC
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https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1751753224523543.webm
why did he do it?
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1751755147939842.mp4
me and buddy
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/1941708689632637318
I already know how this ends....
>>530126391Is Cynthia popular enough for a meltdown?
>>530126391That's size queen cynthia, not autistic sobblob cynthia
>>530124129I suggest Odes.
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>530126387
Good morning sar
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>>530104993if it's bright red you're fine, just a tear in your rectum or sphincter, either from pushing too hard or from shoving things up there cause you're a weirdo. if it's dark red or black, that's really really really bad cause that's internal bleeding and you need to go see a doctor, like immediately. the weakness is probably just cause you're dehydrated, which would support the whole having to push really hard which tore your butt open and made you bleed. stick a wad of toilet paper in your underwear to absorb any blood that leaks out and chug an isotonic drink.
Evens mahjong
Odds break off engagement
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I'll be visiting the local Mikos soon
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evens kill myself
odds kill myself
0 read that dumb fucking book and get over it
>>530124714if you think readings gay can listen to it instead https://youtu.be/iQudlUHN7hU?si=JYDGKjA3qvnRn39C
>>530127274Don't feel too bad about jobbing the semifinals, next year you'll get so see someone else do it instead!
yuzu dama pinfu kills 2 chinitsus
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>>530126387me when onpu jobs again
>double ton nomi hadaka tanki
stop giving me retarded chiitoi hands that never actually materialise, stupid game
>timer
>not using autotable with haipai
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bf keeps asking for my bussy
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