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7/26/2025, 5:39:06 PM
Quest: The Whispering Jade of Wúxǐng
Location: Bamboo Fog Hamlet, just east of Misty Bamboo Village (not to be confused with Mist Bamboo Hamlet)
Objective:
Deliver the Serpent of Madness to Wúxiò Jīng-Bó, the Blind Alchemist of Shǔ-Wáng Hollow, but only after retrieving the Teacup of Unsettling Harmony from the Cavern of Slightly Misaligned Spirits.
1. Talk to Wǔxiáng Jiāng-Bo (not to be confused with Xuwiang Biang-Jo)
He will say: “Only the teacup that holds no tea may reveal the madness of serpents.”
2. Enter the Cavern of Spirits
Talk to Zhūzhāng Xiáng-Bā, the Spirit Locksmith, who stands next to a mossy turnip-shaped rock whispering to itself.
To convince him to give you the key, you must present:
1x Pickled Lotus of Regret (found in the River of Mild Inconvenience)
3. Acquire the Teacup of Unsettling Harmony
Found in a chest shaped like a screaming duck. Do not open it before respawning 100 times, or the teacup will become the Kettle of Irredeemable Noise and explode in your hands.
4. Cross the Lake of Bamboo
Only after midnight.
Important: Crossing before midnight will trigger the "Quest Bricking Curse of Wǔ-Wú-Wěi" and soft-lock your save file. You'll be forced to join the Monks of Repetitive Chanting for 13 real-world hours before it resets.
5. Find Wúxiò Jīng-Bó in Shǔ-Wáng Hollow
He is indistinguishable from the 17 other elderly NPCs standing in the fog quoting bad Confucian knockoffs. Use the Nose-Flute of Moderate Clarity to identify him. When nearby, he will sneeze twice and insult your posture.
Quest Rewards:
1x Bronze Teabag of Limited Wisdom
+12 Affinity with Clan Yǎng-Wǎng-Wǒng
Unlocks new cosmetic: “Fog-Cloaked Gaze of Unwarranted Mystery”
500 XP in the Wu-Xu-Jiu-Lu Mastery Tree (Left Branch Only)
Quest Fail:
If you talk to Wúxiò Jīng-Bó before speaking to Wǔxiáng Jiāng-Bo, the serpent becomes sentient and files for emancipation.
Trying to skip dialogue with Wángwēn Wǒng-Wei crashes the game and installs BaZi astrology software on your PC.
Location: Bamboo Fog Hamlet, just east of Misty Bamboo Village (not to be confused with Mist Bamboo Hamlet)
Objective:
Deliver the Serpent of Madness to Wúxiò Jīng-Bó, the Blind Alchemist of Shǔ-Wáng Hollow, but only after retrieving the Teacup of Unsettling Harmony from the Cavern of Slightly Misaligned Spirits.
1. Talk to Wǔxiáng Jiāng-Bo (not to be confused with Xuwiang Biang-Jo)
He will say: “Only the teacup that holds no tea may reveal the madness of serpents.”
2. Enter the Cavern of Spirits
Talk to Zhūzhāng Xiáng-Bā, the Spirit Locksmith, who stands next to a mossy turnip-shaped rock whispering to itself.
To convince him to give you the key, you must present:
1x Pickled Lotus of Regret (found in the River of Mild Inconvenience)
3. Acquire the Teacup of Unsettling Harmony
Found in a chest shaped like a screaming duck. Do not open it before respawning 100 times, or the teacup will become the Kettle of Irredeemable Noise and explode in your hands.
4. Cross the Lake of Bamboo
Only after midnight.
Important: Crossing before midnight will trigger the "Quest Bricking Curse of Wǔ-Wú-Wěi" and soft-lock your save file. You'll be forced to join the Monks of Repetitive Chanting for 13 real-world hours before it resets.
5. Find Wúxiò Jīng-Bó in Shǔ-Wáng Hollow
He is indistinguishable from the 17 other elderly NPCs standing in the fog quoting bad Confucian knockoffs. Use the Nose-Flute of Moderate Clarity to identify him. When nearby, he will sneeze twice and insult your posture.
Quest Rewards:
1x Bronze Teabag of Limited Wisdom
+12 Affinity with Clan Yǎng-Wǎng-Wǒng
Unlocks new cosmetic: “Fog-Cloaked Gaze of Unwarranted Mystery”
500 XP in the Wu-Xu-Jiu-Lu Mastery Tree (Left Branch Only)
Quest Fail:
If you talk to Wúxiò Jīng-Bó before speaking to Wǔxiáng Jiāng-Bo, the serpent becomes sentient and files for emancipation.
Trying to skip dialogue with Wángwēn Wǒng-Wei crashes the game and installs BaZi astrology software on your PC.
7/26/2025, 1:16:06 PM
>>716479073
Apparently Wuchang is based af fuck to the point where some CCP bootlickers are upset at some of the story's themes because it depicts chinks as what they truly are. They want the game shut down.
Also, tech issues. Like I have a great pc and I'm getting insane stutters, no idea why, so I dediced to wait until they patch it a lot more. I fucking loved what I've played tho
Apparently Wuchang is based af fuck to the point where some CCP bootlickers are upset at some of the story's themes because it depicts chinks as what they truly are. They want the game shut down.
Also, tech issues. Like I have a great pc and I'm getting insane stutters, no idea why, so I dediced to wait until they patch it a lot more. I fucking loved what I've played tho
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