Your nothingburger no content no pickles no sauce update is here (in 20 hours) edition

Fart Notes (no 2 minute change): https://www.nexon.com/maplestory/news/update/27513/v-260-stargazer-patch-notes

The CS update or whatever (coming later): https://www.nexon.com/maplestory/news/sale/27095/cash-shop-update-for-june-4

KMS Summer Shartcase where zero (0) content was revealed, just that you'll share maps with people on the toilet: https://orangemushroom.net/2025/06/07/maplestory-summer-2025-showcase-assemble/

The Grandis Library: https://grandislibrary.com/

EVERYONE WHO PLAYS THE OFFICIAL SERVERS IS SPREAD OUT!! POST YOUR IGN AND I GUESS SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN! MAYBE!! THE BOSS DROP THING CHANGED I GUESS!!! MORE LOOTBOXES, A THOUSAND YEARS OF OPENING CRATES!!!!

SCANIA - Buddy DoubleOctave and Nisunobi
KRONOS - Apply to ARCHIVED!! Also, whisper Felix!
HYPERION - Apply to Comfy and 2kowai!
AURORA - Buddy Sipr and we'll go play minecraft together while we wait for the filler to pass
SOLIS - Apply to BuyingTrack and we'll track down where the fuck azmoth canyon and the 2 minute update and the star force update and broomy went
PRIVATE SERVERS - Maplestory classic hits shelves in April 2026! Relax! It won't be here for a long time! Go play Royals or Legends or Maplesaga or Artale instead! They're the same thing.

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