>>76267715
>When will hoeflation end?
When the minimum standard to get laid is 12' tall at 1,200lbs with a 12-pack, 12" dick and 12-figure income.

>>76254920
>eat a lot of sugar to appear diabetic
>tell them you're a Jehovah's Witness or the Red Cross or something
>explain you only have allegiance to Antarctica
>threaten to frag commander
>load rifle magazine with shit and bananas
there are many, many ways if you are determine enough, or just get get some cushy MOS moving around pallets of expensive bullshit, idk.